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Kytec Switchblade

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  1. Forum Game

    ^ Is a cute fluffy poof < Is in need of caffine v Has been hugged by me
  2. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people. His boss asked him,'Do you think you could go in there long enough to pull every Budweiser product and item our beverage comp any sells there? We'll never deliver to them again.' The employee walked in, proceeded to pull every single product his beverage company provided and left with an incredible grin on his face. He told them never to bother to call for a delivery again. Budweiser happens to be the beer of choice for that community. Just letting you know how Kern County handled this situation. And Now The Rest Of The Story: It seems that the Bud driver and the Pepsi man are neighbors. Bud called Pepsi and told him. Pepsi called his boss who told him to pull all Pepsi products as well!!! That would include Frito Lay, etc. Furthermore, word spread and all vendors followed suit! At last report, on June 26, 2009, Fareed Katib closed the store and filed bankruptcy! My first thought, made up redneck story, but they got the right idea atleast!
  3. I spoke with Nacky for hours in the past during the entire MC ordeal. It went from him being childish, to defensive, to irrational, to talking about aliens taking over the world or something and being dead serious. I do feel his apology was sincere, at the time, as much as Maza rau's apology was sincere at the time. I doubt it will last unless we induct him into ordo and make him feel as if he has friends or somesuch. But i did a really good job at listening and trying to see his side while explaining ours. Good to know i got through to him atleast.
  4. WELCOME BACK TENTEN I missed you, i mean like, its not like we weren't on titan together, or off sim together the entire time or anything.
  5. So i accidentally burned off my thumbprint, last night it was smooth under what all fell off, but today its ridg'y again, not fully but enough. Movies LIE! went to pick up a hair straightener in my sister's room, didn't know it had been on for a few days, heard TSSSSSS and smoke went everywhere. was pretty epic.
  6. should add more!
  7. im from south jersey, thats practically socal
  8. Scientific Waffle (COM): How many Ordo members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Scientific Waffle (COM): 4. One to alert Aryte of the bulb, Aryte to order it to be fixes, one to fix it, and one to write the Report. I wouldve just said 2 really tiny members.
  9. Yay zero wuff!
  10. I Vote we make genesis the bearer of butthearts and Jester has to have the cookies on him at all times. Also D: now i dont have a credible witness to some of my crazy rl adventures.
  11. I googled "kytec" and apparently its some awkward workout equipment site i loled xD
  12. We will all miss you Tenten. You were always able to brighten up everybody's day just by being yourself, and that's something to be proud of. You were reliable and fun without going too far. You better visit lots cause we'll all be waiting to pouncehug!
  13. hardcore xD
  14. would make for a good movie "the pitchman" have it be like the life of the pitchmen, have them show the classes they had to take with all the other familiar faces, the big corporate pushing products they know are bad, the comments about how shitty it really is behind the scenes, drug abuse, cheap hookers and lots of booze. lol make it like the wrestler.
  15. GET WINDOWS 7 go to a friends house or something, burn a windows 7 disk, the laptop will come to life like magic! also, to get xp to work, you likely have to make a devices disk from the laptop makers' website, so you can get the power management porgrams ect to keep it running.
  16. xD @ Tenaki I noticed yesterday that rowdy seems to be doing well in CS aside from abusing dodge rolls.
  17. oh god damnit xD lmao <3
  18. fluff land, with tufts of fur mountains a river of pillows and lion tail trees. with wolf tail willows. so freakin wierd. xD
  19. xD adding more, nice
  20. not really new news, but always fun to think about />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA 1/2 />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBaYMESb8o&feature=related 2/2
  21. Awesome, makes you wonder if there's a way to bend and reflect light to change the makeup of an atom. Would be entirely too unpredictable, but if it was 1 photon at a time would have to be done by a computer, hit multiple quarks at multiple angles at once, since when an atom is smashed a number of quarks disappear almost instantly.