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Kytec Switchblade

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  1. I MISSED YOU JAYCE wait i didnt realize you were gone.
  2. shitty phone camera
  3. a giant crystaline cave with strategically placed local lightings, a labyrinth with pitfalls onto spikes and secret passageways, eventually leading to a huge room with a guarded fenced off elevator shaft. The door will have a damage script in it, a couple shots will break the lock and the door opens. Then as soon as you ascend into the light from above with sparkling crystals all around like the inside of a geode you immerge in a broken down destroyed construction site. As soon as you follow the path thru the rubble you see a huge monolithic imperial city. That way we can have them spawn in titan, move underground thru chronus, then up to the surface on chronus and charge back towards us. Have like 50 meters of rock between the bottom of the city and the cave in Titan so there's no chance of them breaching through. can have the spawn be a little cove with a transparent full glow insert in it that makes it look like daylight over water and a small crashed boat.
  4. Look fowards to seeing where this goes. I still haven't seen the picture of the pilow victus.
  5. [18:58] Lilium Supermarine: We should be able to maintain friendships even through military affiliations. It's pure childish to hate another simply for another mans actions. This goes all the way back to whites hating blacks. It's a travesty. [18:58] Lilium Supermarine: xD [18:58] Lilium Supermarine: >_> [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: so VG are black [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: xD [18:59] Lilium Supermarine: YES [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: theres a difference [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: you can quit VG [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: and [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: you dont get darker by having sex with malcom x (referring to promotions for sex with snowmew, lolololowned)
  6. Pass me your work, ill do it for you :D *gets a red denied stamp for cadets' foreheads, and a chainsaw for the unruly ones.
  7. I got something at work, unconfirmed, but funny as hell ......... - From The London Times: Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses. It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars (about $1.40) and coaches (about $7). This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work. "Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant . . . " "Err . . . no", said the Council, "that parking lot is your responsibility." "Err . . . no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?" "Err . . . no!" insisted the Council. Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain (presumably), is a man who had been taking the parking lot fees, estimated at (about $560) per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 3.6 million ($7 million - or $280,000 every year for 25 years)! And no one even knows his name. the ()'s are translating it into us dollars, whoever sent it did the conversions. lol
  8. Soon, i shall arrive home my sons.
  9. wow those were epic
  10. i may buy it tonight. I may also just play killing floor instead.
  11. I come from New Jersey. I'm surrounded by trash ass beaches. Seagulls are fucking rats with wings and can all fly straight into a fire. I hope that child decides he wants to massacre those seagulls too. They are dirty, they steal food, they pick trash, they crap on everything, and they ignore the bugs that they should be eating, leaving the bugs to then eat us. They are trash birds. also; satan.
  12. I didn't vote on that one, because your laggy computers can go right to hell, i wanna see the next 30 sims before I go to them, so i max my draw and max my far clip. xD
  13. Yaaayyyy happy Birthday wuff!
  14. lmao, but i thought drill sergeants approved of sewing fake merits on your bdu's and dying them different colors for individuality.
  15. Rowdy would make a great leader, just needs funding
  16. Praetorians can probably share some workload if it's becoming an issue.
  17. A Mexican, an Arab, and a Jersey girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The Jersey girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Jersey we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless New Jersey
  18. Ugh, whats that... I.. can sense the future!.. yes! Intus will move this to motivational poster thread!
  19. lol and no i don't believe they were 747's, smaller planes. No my 15th b-day rocked. They literally stopped singing happy birthday to go watch tv, i had cake and pizza to myself :9
  20. this would build a separate set of muscles than a regular weight, its actually a good way of promoting passive resistence tension training which i've done myself.
  21. As the foremost expert of new jersey, being a resident of new jersey, i can certify this statement to be Fact.
  22. i do not disappoint xD
  23. lol, late posting crash is a late poster. But yes, this should be nice. Be sweet if we got a new sim build on the same day the guard was redone, better than x-mas imo.
  24. Wow, thats pretty big. So king bruno finally got drug away by the men in white coats huh. Cool, CS is a decent enemy, this might kick them up a notch, I welcome the challenge.