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Williamca Zenovka

BRB FBI - Srsly.

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So Wakulla county sheriffs office, FDLE, Federal Marshals, and ICE raided my house today. I was rudely awaken and guns pointed at me along with flashlights, when my hands were in clear sight. It happened at 8AM and went til 10:40AM.

My computer was promptly returned, and after they finished looking at my flash drive consisting of commissions the investigator gave me this "horrored" look. I can take it they only found my furry commissions, I couldn't help but laugh. My computer was returned. So I am back.

I had fun waking up to bright lights, seemed like a robbery at first. I also enjoyed being in briefs, until they felt it proper to uncuff me and allow me to get dressed.

The reason given is "comes from a reliable witness" they confiscated pictures of various girls that was from years ago that look underage. They are clothed though so wtf? They came and searched with a warrant for "Child Pornography" and found nothing from my own items aside from furry related stuff.

I am slightly excited, it was amusing to say the least. The day finished with us finding a possum in our garbage can that had it's lid blown off by winds. lol it was alive, the cops joked about sticking their hand in to get it out. I proceeded to poke it with a stick.

They confiscated these items

1. PS2 (FUCK NOT MY PS2)

2. Pair of womans panties (wot dis? its illegal for a man to have womans panties? :[ )

3. Box of VHS tapes (lol don't even have a VCR)

4. RCA Camera. (..that had nothing on its flashdrive.)

5. Dead harddrive. (plz data restore and fix)

6. The took box of condoms too that is unopened.

THIS, WAS, THE, BEST, DAY, EVER.

I won't go into much more detailed but, lol. WHEN I GET MY CAMERA BACK, I WILL TAKE PICTURES. ALSO GETTING A COPY OF THE RAID VIDEO SO YOU GUYS CAN SEE ME IN MY BRIEFS WITH HANDS IN THE AIR SCREAMING ALLAH AHKBAR. (notrly)

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.. okay, so I was following along until:

2. Pair of womans panties (wot dis? its illegal for a man to have womans panties? :[ )

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.. okay, so I was following along until:

WOT? I LIKE PANTIES I CANT BE A FOX? :C I am kidding, they were probably left over by Brandi when she was staying here for a short period. They confiscated those, apparently good evidence.

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WOT? I LIKE PANTIES I CANT BE A FOX? :C I am kidding, they were probably left over by Brandi when she was staying here for a short period. They confiscated those, apparently good evidence.

Faggot. . .

Also, lol. . . Just fucking lol

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v&. HDD with military grade encryption and autowhiping via electormagnet after 10 failed attempts. DOIT

Edited by Trinity Heckroth

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WOT? I LIKE PANTIES I CANT BE A FOX? :C I am kidding, they were probably left over by Brandi when she was staying here for a short period. They confiscated those, apparently good evidence.

I'd join in on making fun of you for this but that would make me a hypocrite. :innocent:

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I have to go buy a new keyboard now. I blew coke all over my old one.:confused:

Need to call in the DEA, do we?

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Gotta love them witnesses, most likly some creeper who hated ya. Happen to my grandmother house a few months back, apparently a 90 year old war vet and his wife where dealing Cocaine, gotta love that right?

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WOT? I LIKE PANTIES I CANT BE A FOX? :C I am kidding, they were probably left over by Brandi when she was staying here for a short period. They confiscated those, apparently good evidence.

Suuuuure. Totally believable that those are someone eleses.

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Gotta love them witnesses, most likly some creeper who hated ya. Happen to my grandmother house a few months back, apparently a 90 year old war vet and his wife where dealing Cocaine, gotta love that right?

^This is exactly it, the person whom reported it was someone cut off from funds from me. They got really pissed, and did this around the 1st to try and get at me so they could get more money.

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