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George Reisman

Where's Hollowmengitus?

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Mr. Yifu was lost in transit to Chronus. His flagship, the ISS Panda, has been out of contact since 30DEC11. We'll send out a search team.

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Munitorum must report that the ISS Panda was reporting issues with navigation terminal, but Mr. Yifu was insistent that he needed nothing but his loins, a divining rod, and the Ordo Imperialis Handbook to navigate his way to victory.

It was later noted upon cleanup of his launching hangar that Mr. Yifu left his divining rod with a small set of his personal belongings, including what seems to be an image taken from behind a crack in a wall of the Imperator executing an unverifiable heretic with a large pink heart drawn over it.

Edited by Disembodied Hand

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Astra reports no contact in the last reported location and nothing on long range scanners. To further pursue this situation we'll have to request the launch of an engineering and research team to evaluate the area to determine a possible direction of travel. By an Astra pilots report of issues with his craft near a minor spacial anomaly, speculation is earlier it could have been much larger causing the navigation failure of the ISS Panda while it was in the area.

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I have no recollection of a Hollowmengitus.

I am certain that you are all mistaken, and should consider moving about your business.

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WE WILL GIVE YOU CRASH IN EXCHANGE FOR HOLLOW.

I doubt that's a fair trade.. you may as well say "We will give you nothing in exchange for Hollow."

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I doubt that's a fair trade.. you may as well say "We will give you nothing in exchange for Hollow."

Shhhh. DON'T POINT THAT OUT!

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It is my pleasure to announce that we have found Mr. Yifu. He was stuck in his car in a snow bank for 10 days. He had to eat parts of his pants in order to survive.

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