Quotes of Win

[RazorFox]

Further the divine will of the Imperator, and he will reward your faith with hugs and soda and stuff.

[RazorFox]

[13:53] Hokusai Otsuka: Kay, so liek. I need materia halp.

[13:53] Hokusai Otsuka: Oh wait

[13:53] Hokusai Otsuka: wrong window

[13:53] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: AERIS DIES

[13:53] Hokusai Otsuka: LOLOL

[RazorFox]

[11:33] Jayce Iredell: I have three penises for y av now, but dunno which one is better

[11:33] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Wear 'em all :D

[11:33] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: [11:33] Jayce Iredell: I have three penises

[11:33] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: [11:33] Jayce Iredell: I have three penises

[11:33] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: [11:33] Jayce Iredell: I have three penises

[11:33] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: [11:33] Jayce Iredell: I have three penises

[11:33] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: [11:33] Jayce Iredell: I have three penises

[11:33] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: [11:33] Jayce Iredell: I have three penises

[11:33] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: [11:33] Jayce Iredell: I have three penises

[Kytec Switchblade]

[18:58] Lilium Supermarine: We should be able to maintain friendships even through military affiliations. It's pure childish to hate another simply for another mans actions. This goes all the way back to whites hating blacks. It's a travesty.

[18:58] Lilium Supermarine: xD

[18:58] Lilium Supermarine: >_>

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: so VG are black

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: xD

[18:59] Lilium Supermarine: YES

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: theres a difference

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: you can quit VG

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: and

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: you dont get darker by having sex with malcom x

(referring to promotions for sex with snowmew, lolololowned)

[RazorFox]

[18:58] Lilium Supermarine: We should be able to maintain friendships even through military affiliations. It's pure childish to hate another simply for another mans actions. This goes all the way back to whites hating blacks. It's a travesty.

[18:58] Lilium Supermarine: xD

[18:58] Lilium Supermarine: >_>

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: so VG are black

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: xD

[18:59] Lilium Supermarine: YES

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: theres a difference

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: you can quit VG

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: and

[18:59] Kytec Switchblade: you dont get darker by having sex with malcom x

(referring to promotions for sex with snowmew, lolololowned)

[2009/08/09 10:57] Kazz Baxton: Its flagging an entire group with one thing, which is wrong on its own morally, its prejudice.

[2009/08/09 10:57] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: . . .

[2009/08/09 10:58] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: OH LIKE WITH BLACK PEOPLE, RIGHT?

[2009/08/09 10:59] Kazz Baxton: Race or group, flagging entire people over one thing is Prejudice, Prejudice is to Pre-Judge someone, to come up with an idea on them using stereotypes or anything else for that matter.

[2009/08/09 10:59] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Kazz, I am so sorry that you were born VG and can't ever change that, and I'm sorry that the Ordo kidnapped you from your homeland and oppressed your people for 300 years. Bismillah mother Verklund.

[2009/08/09 10:59] Kazz Baxton: Your missing the point Zera

[2009/08/09 10:59] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: No, you're missing the fuck out of the point.

[Cyphre Iredell]

Yeah Zera, WTF! You're missing the point about him coming out of the white closet!

[Jester Spearmann]

Between mark karlfeldt and I on steam

17:35 - Panzerdraco: [23:38] Aryte Vesperia: We have 5ish models that are slated to be scripted. There is a delay, as our scripters are currently going "omg need to get ready for SLCC." T hey're working on some Vertical Sim demo. So we have no idea what is "next" just yet.

[23:38] Mark Karlfeldt: Alrighty. I'll just chill out until then.

[23:39] Mark Karlfeldt googles SLCC

[23:41] Mark Karlfeldt: Oh.

[23:41] Aryte Vesperia: SL con thing.

[23:41] Mark Karlfeldt: I can just imagine it all being ruined by a bunch of non-english-speaking Brazillians all wearing the most distasteful getups imaginable.

[23:42] Aryte Vesperia: HAHAH

17:35 - Jester [Ordo W-1]: LOL

17:36 - Jester [Ordo W-1]: aka CATI

17:36 - Panzerdraco: :>

[Jayce Iredell]

[22:17] Ryoaku Kraken: Hello there.

[22:17] Streak Bender: HI

[22:18] Jayce Iredell: Streak have you met Ryoaku?

[22:18] Streak Bender: NOPE D:

[22:18] Ryoaku Kraken: Oh, now that's a cute little hat.

[22:18] Streak Bender: My hat?

[22:18] Radar Base: Lost contact: Arken Soothsayer

[22:18] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Lost contact: Arken Soothsayer

[22:19] Ryoaku Kraken: Yes, yes.

[22:19] Streak Bender: ..

[22:19] Streak Bender: But..

[22:19] Streak Bender: It's not cute, it's manly..

[22:19] Ryoaku Kraken: The way the hair comes out makes it cute. GOod try though, dear.

[22:19] Jayce Iredell covers his muzzle and snrks....

[22:19] Streak Bender: IT'S MANLY AND I'M A MAN. IT'S NOT CUTE. GAH.

[22:19] Ryoaku Kraken: Pretty boy when no one is looking, I am sure.

[22:20] Streak Bender: I'M NOT PRETTY EITHER! I'M A MANLY MAN BADASS AND ROUGH AND TOUGH AND SHIT.

[22:20] Jayce Iredell: I wonder what you look like in a sweater/vest Streak?

[22:20] Streak Bender: YOU SON OF A BITCH

[22:20] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: Streak Bender (1): goto:roof

[22:20] Ryoaku Kraken: Uh ooooh.

[22:20] Ryoaku Kraken: Ahaha!

[Streak Bender]

[16:55] ribena Homewood: Этот парень Streak ест загрузки польский.

[16:55] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: New contact: Johann Wilberg

[16:55] Garion Lowenhardt is Online

[16:56] Streak Bender: Что делает каждый человек, сэр. Что делает каждый.

[16:56] ribena Homewood: Keystone бьет вверх nerds и любит его.

[16:56] Keystone Gray: wtf

[16:56] ribena Homewood: Вы делаете человеком, ребенком. <3

[16:57] Keystone Gray: You fucked a baby, Ribena?

[16:57] ribena Homewood: LOL

[16:57] ribena Homewood: omg

[16:57] Streak Bender: Российская сторона! Российская сторона! Российская сторона! Российская сторона!

[16:57] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: New contact: Sosarin Demar

[16:58] ribena Homewood: Твоя мать в сторону! Твоя мать в сторону! Твоя мать в сторону! Твоя мать в сторону! Твоя мать в сторону! Твоя мать в сторону!

[Desereck Creeggan]

TRANSLATION

[Johann]

Not going to bother fixing the grammar. BUT

[16:55] ribena Homewood: This guy Streak eats loadings Polish.

[16:55] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: New contact: Johann Wilberg

[16:55] Garion Lowenhardt is Online

[16:56] Streak Bender: That each person, sir does. That does everyone.

[16:56] ribena Homewood: Keystone beats up nerds and loves it.

[16:56] Keystone Gray: wtf

[16:56] ribena Homewood: You do by the person, the child. <3

[16:57] Keystone Gray: You fucked a baby, Ribena?

[16:57] ribena Homewood: LOL

[16:57] ribena Homewood: omg

[16:57] Streak Bender: The Russian party! The Russian party! The Russian party! The Russian party!

[16:57] Ordo Utility HUD v1.4: New contact: Sosarin Demar

[16:58] ribena Homewood: Your mother aside! Your mother aside! Your mother aside! Your mother aside! Your mother aside! Your mother aside!

Sorry for any repeats!

Aryte Vesperia: Will you be good?

Ishida Dye: ....Does cum taste good? Aryte Vesperia: . . .

Aryte Vesperia: I changed my mind.

Aryte Vesperia: Is Johann discoing?

You: I'm waiting to use one of the stalls. ;-;

Aryte Vesperia: LOL

Aryte Vesperia: Gtfo my church.

Netamashii Rotaru: Missouri is like "I AM SO HAPPEH I WANT TO SUNNEH OMG!"

Netamashii Rotaru: then "I FUCKING HATE YOU DIE DIE TIRNADO LIGHTNING BLIZZARD"

:::BareRose ::: Raffle Item Orb shouts: Johann Wilberg has just won a :::B@R ::: Lonesome Kitty Pink Kimono just for being here!

Balaster Fall: [16:38] Johann Wilberg gave you FREEDOM.

KrowAmes: I bet when the Imperator leaves, everybody farts. SazukaYatsenko: LMFAO! Krow Ames: Like, "GOD DAMN I've been holding that inthe whole time."

Failius Falta: I can feel gay pride.... wrapping around me like a dolphin penis.

Failius Falta: I am scared.

Balaster Fall: And now that he's gone

Balaster Fall: Fiesta!

You: balaster! :D

You: I think I feel a song coming on! :DDD

Johann Wilberg wakes up in his bed at this point and shrieks into the night like a woman

Rei Bade: why?

Rei Bade: is your cock hanging out again?

Amalia Irata: Very much so, yes

Mason Heiden: Shut the fuck up you cum-guzzling whore

[21:05] Mango ChatBot: mmm, me likey

[21:05] Mason Heiden: ._.

[23:55] Tuomy Boa: If there was a wizard who could make an elemental out of pure gayness, itd look exactly like Uildiar

Johann Wilberg: GARION!

Johann Wilberg: Come over tomorrow. And we shall bake.

Garion Lowenhardt: NO JOHANN

Garion Lowenhardt: I DON'T WANT TO PUT A BUN IN YOUR OVEN

[22:29] Tiridates Mikadze (COM): Only Emperor's Crunch is tasty, the breakfast of Space Marines, fortified with righteous hatred and 12 essential Imperial Values, it's sure to make you get up and Kill for the Glory of the Emperor, and the protection of the Imperium.

Edited August 19, 2009 by Johann Wilberg

[Lilium Supermarine]

[23:34] Xayvien Rau: SO WE NEED TO FIND A NEW DICK JOKE.

[23:35] Xayvien Rau: AND TRUST ME, I KNOW DICK.

[2009/06/03 23:59] Aryte Vesperia: People are talking about Super Saijen Jesus.

[2009/06/03 23:36] Xayvien Rau: Your mom is like a brick, flat on both sides, and put down by Mexican's.

[2009/08/04 20:47] Aelus Janus: Why thank you Lilium...

[2009/08/04 20:47] Aelus Janus: I love you too.

LOVE YOU AELUS

[Jester Spearmann]

[3:12] Ruin Nefarious (COM): JEster I am so passingout.

[3:12] Ruin Nefarious (COM): Tag, you're it. :P

[3:12] Ruin Nefarious (COM): PAssing OIC To the J dawg, Jester Spearmann.

[Tsume Xiao]

[15:02] Tsume Xiao: Yo see.

[15:02] Tsume Xiao: *You see...

[15:02] Agares Tretiak: NO. I LIKE THE JEWISH EBONICS.

[Williamca Zenovka]

[19:39] Furry Thor: IMMA HURT YOU WILL! >:O

[19:39] Williamca Zenovka: Why?

[19:39] Furry Thor: idk

[19:39] Furry Thor: You're throwing bricks

[19:40] Williamca Zenovka: Not anymore.

[19:40] Williamca Zenovka: I am throwing mad looks.

[19:40] Williamca Zenovka: At you.

[19:40] Furry Thor: ...

[19:24] Williamca Zenovka: Errr..

[19:24] Williamca Zenovka: Did it just hit you?

[19:24] Agares Tretiak: ...Yes.

[19:24] Williamca Zenovka: ...

[19:24] Williamca Zenovka: You where behind me...

[19:24] Agares Tretiak: ...

[19:34] Streak Bender looks up slowly meeting Aryte's eye. A single tear falls from it before he teleports away......

[19:21] Aryte Vesperia: Williamca Zenovka - [E-6];[Good Conduct] [Recruitment] [Comrade Support]; [slept Through Meeting]

[19:22] Aryte Vesperia: (No, that's not a real award. He went to take a nap.)

[Sykes Foxclaw]

[4:16] Kraa String (COM): Duplicarious String assumong NCOIC

[4:16] Kraa String (COM): *Assuming

[4:16] Kraa String (COM): While Fermi is AFK *Glares at him*

[4:16] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): lol, assumong

[4:17] Kraa String (COM): Silence you. 2 laps for pointing out my flaws >:o

[4:17] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): <3

[4:18] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): I always like a good lapping

[4:18] Johann Wilberg (COM): ... :busts up laughing:

It's my first attempt be gentle.

[Johann]

[4:16] Kraa String (COM): Duplicarious String assumong NCOIC

[4:16] Kraa String (COM): *Assuming

[4:16] Kraa String (COM): While Fermi is AFK *Glares at him*

[4:16] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): lol, assumong

[4:17] Kraa String (COM): Silence you. 2 laps for pointing out my flaws >:o

[4:17] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): <3

[4:18] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): I always like a good lapping

[4:18] Johann Wilberg (COM): ... :busts up laughing:

It's my first attempt be gentle.

Oh the incriminating things we do when the Imperator's away.

Hell we do it when he's there too. xD

[Cygna]

[23:07] Aryte Vesperia (COM): [23:07] Mizar Korobase: I was just telling Aryte how I was never going to tell him the location of the rebel base

[23:07] Intus Infinity (COM): That's no moon.. That's a space station

[23:07] Cheeso Szydlowska (COM): You may fire when ready.

[23:08] Intus Infinity (COM): [23:08] Scientific Waffle: These are not the quotes you're looking for.

[Johann]

[16:54] IcedPhoenix Seferis: [16:54] Johann Wilberg: NOW YOU CAN'T SEE IT.

[16:54] Johann Wilberg: As it hides safely between my legs.

[16:54] Johann Wilberg: xD

[16:54] IcedPhoenix Seferis: WTF DID I LOG IN TO

Lul.

[Johann]

Scientific Waffle (COM): How many Ordo members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Scientific Waffle (COM): 4. One to alert Aryte of the bulb, Aryte to order it to be fixes, one to fix it, and one to write the Report.

Yessss.

[Kytec Switchblade]

Scientific Waffle (COM): How many Ordo members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Scientific Waffle (COM): 4. One to alert Aryte of the bulb, Aryte to order it to be fixes, one to fix it, and one to write the Report.

I wouldve just said 2 really tiny members.

[Agares Tretiak]

I disagree. It would only take one, but we would discuss the issue for a few hours, before the light bulb was convinced it really wanted to change.

[Johann]

Nonsense. The lightbulb is obviously a heretic. Tricking us with its seemingly pure light, until it showed its true desires to expose us to the dark side, Chaos. The lighbulb then donned crude, prim copied, old Ordo armor and made a mock combat group.

[Kynnaria Merlin]

[21:43] Tiridates Mikadze shouts: I COULD HAVE A SHINEY BUTT, TOO

[Lupus Mielziner]

[6:59] Johann Wilberg won't stop asking for cuddles until you acknowledge that they are not burgers.

[7:00] Lupus Mielziner wont stop to be </3 with you and call it burgers untill you stop to ask about cuddling

[7:00] Johann Wilberg: CUDDLE MEH.

[7:00] Johann Wilberg: AUF DEUTSCH.

[7:01] Lupus Mielziner: okay .. i will cuddly you with .. WITH MY FUCKING POWER FIST IN THE BURGER FACE ! *stomp stomp stomp*

[7:02] Johann Wilberg: Well.

[7:02] Johann Wilberg: I guess that's good enough.

[7:02] Lupus Mielziner: ...

[7:02] Johann Wilberg cuddles your fist, rubbing his cheek against it.

[7:03] Lupus Mielziner: -.- *puts out his cell phone and calls 911 gunau emergency*

[7:04] Johann Wilberg waits for Gunau to bust down the door, then screams "I'M SO SOFT AND FLUFFY TOUCH ME 8D" and tackles Gunau down,