Quotes of Win

[Guest Afevis]

[17:55]  Ron Bleac: I'd buy Vilk a beer, but computers don't like alcoholic beverages. So I'll get you something nice, like a software update

[17:56]  Vilkacis Mason: Yaaaaaaay~

[17:56]  Steeltael Lykin: gasoline?

[17:56]  Steeltael Lykin: a can of wd40?

[17:56]  Vilkacis Mason: Find me a mechanic that does oil changes

[17:56]  Vilkacis Mason: ...with a happy ending 

Edited July 15, 2010 by Afevis

[Guest Afevis]

[14:47]  (COM): Disembodied Hand: each digigrade leg user is gunna owe me a hand-written thank you for this >:[

[14:48]  (COM): Disembodied Hand: essentially having to resculpt the legs completely, rather than reshape previous

[14:48]  (COM): Vinnie Lei: I will scan you a HiRes scanned handwritten thank you if you make the Antesig armor extra epic and awesome finished :>

[14:49]  (COM): Vinnie Lei: 600dpi enough? :D

[14:49]  (COM): Disembodied Hand: lol yes, and ants wont get theirs for a while it seems... Aryte is wanting his personal armor pushed up XD

[14:51]  (COM): Disembodied Hand: and last Apostle armor planned by Aryte was a glittery rinestone flightsuit <_<

Edited July 15, 2010 by Afevis

[Trinity Heckroth]

a glittery rinestone flightsuit

I fully support this. And not just because the font is pink.

[Nrom Normandy]

[13:21:22] Mercury: New contact: Ron Bleac

[13:21:44] (COM): Nrom Normandy: he's canadian, and he looks like a girl

[13:21:50] (COM): Nrom Normandy: and he doesn't know what Germany is

[13:21:53] (COM): Ron Bleac: Keller?

[13:21:55] (COM): Ron Bleac: OH

[13:21:57] (COM): Ron Bleac: Justin Bieber

[13:21:59] (COM): Ron Bleac: Not Keller

[13:22:48] (COM): Keller Teichmann: ...>:[

[Kellervo]

[17:43] (COM): Nrom Normandy: Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped enlisting in Vanguard Armed Forces and switched to Ordo, he could pretend he's me.

[17:44] (COM): Nrom Normandy: Look down, back up, where are you? You are on the front lines of Titan's defense forces. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a scar-l with a full magazine. Look again, the gun is now a pilon. Anything is possible when your man enlists with Ordo and leaves the germans. I'm on a tank.

[17:49] (COM): Keller Teichmann: Hello ladies, how are you? Fantastic. Does your man look like me? No? Can he be like me? Yes. Should he enlist in the Ordo? I don't know. Do you like the smell of adventure? Do you want a man who looks like he can slaughter an entire battalion with the SCAR he crafted and maintained with his own bare hands? Of course you do. SWAN DIVE.

[17:50] (COM): Jake Stoanes: Hello ladies, how are you? Fantastic! Does your man look like me? No! Can he be like me? Yes! Should he join the Ordo Imperialis? I don’t know! Do you like the smell of adventure? Do you want a man who can smell like he can destory a sim using weapons he built for you with his own two hands? Of course you do! Drop pod – into the best night of your life. So ladies should your man be like an Ordo Imperialis Man? You tell me!

Did you know women prefer Ordo soldiers as their men one bajillion times more then Vanguard mannschaften? Did you know that I'm riding this Infensus backwards? HEEYA.

[Jake Stoanes]

[17:54] Azoth Zsun: DH could you build me stuff if i paid you entirely in beef jerky?

[17:55] Disembodied Hand: if it were multiple pounds of NOT MASS PRODUCED jerky

[17:55] Kryo Recreant: ...like a baby

[thatguy Andel]

[18:53] Aryte Vesperia: Lykin?

[18:53] Steeltael Lykin: Keller told me about some of the time involved in making the trip. And I'd like to donate toward the costs pf having SeaWorld transport him. Where woyuld I do that?

[Corsi Mousehold]

[1:10] Mercury: New contact: Aryte Vesperia

[1:10] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: Sir. With the utmost adoration and respect ....

[1:10] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: GO TO BED

[1:10] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: ;.; ok

[1:10] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: <3

[1:10] (COM): thatguy Andel: DANGIT, I NEEDED TO ASK HIM SOMETHING

[1:10] (COM): thatguy Andel: D:<

[1:10] Mercury: Lost contact: Aryte Vesperia

[ribena Homewood]

[15:09] Ron Bleac: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

[15:09] Ron Bleac: IS THIS JUST FANTASY

[15:09] Ron Bleac: CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE

[15:09] Ron Bleac: NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY

[15:09] Ron Bleac: OPEN YOUR EYES

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: OPEN YOUR EYES

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: LOOK UP TO THE SKIES

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: AND SEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[15:10] Ron Bleac: AND SEEEEE

[15:10] Ron Bleac: I'M JUST A POOR BOY

[15:10] Ron Bleac: I NEED NO SYMPATHY

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: CAUSE IM EASY COME

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: EASY GO

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: LITTLE HIGH

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: LITTLE LOW

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: DOESNT EVEN MATTER TO ME

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: TOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEE

[15:10] Ron Bleac: TOOOO MEEEEEEEEE

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: MAM

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: A

[15:11] Radar Base: Lost contact: Arokh Takakura

[15:11] Mercury: Lost contact: Arokh Takakura

[15:11] Ron Bleac: JUST KILLED A MAN

[15:11] Ron Bleac: PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD

[15:11] Ron Bleac: PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HE'S DEAD

[15:11] Trinity Heckroth: MAMAAAAAAAA

[15:11] Ron Bleac: LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN

[15:11] Ron Bleac: BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY

[15:11] Ron Bleac: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[15:11] Trinity Heckroth: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[15:11] Trinity Heckroth: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[15:11] Ron Bleac: OOOOOOOO-OOO-OO

[15:11] Ron Bleac: DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

[15:11] Ron Bleac: IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW, CARRY ON, CARRY ON

[15:11] Trinity Heckroth: IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW

[15:11] Fyrina Dreamscape is Offline

[15:11] Trinity Heckroth: AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

[15:11] Ron Bleac: *PIANO*

[15:11] Zdax Hornet is Online

[15:11] Ron Bleac: TOO LATE

[15:12] Ron Bleac: MY TIME HAS COME

[15:12] Trinity Heckroth: SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE

[15:12] Trinity Heckroth: BODY'S ACHING ALL THE TIME

[15:12] Ron Bleac: GOODBYE EVERYBODY

[15:12] Ron Bleac: I'VE GOT TO GO

[15:12] Radar Base: Lost contact: Awanken Wasp

[15:12] Mercury: Lost contact: Awanken Wasp

[15:12] Ron Bleac: GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND AND FACE THE TRUTH

[15:12] Ron Bleac: MAMAAAAAAAAAA

[15:12] Trinity Heckroth: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA

[15:12] Trinity Heckroth: OOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOO-OOOOOO

[15:12] Ron Bleac: I DON'T WANNA DIE

[15:12] Ron Bleac: SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL

[15:12] Ron Bleac air guitars

[15:12] Trinity Heckroth: I SEE A LITTLE SILLUEHTTO OF A MAN

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: SCARAMOOSH SCARAMOOSH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO

[15:13] Ron Bleac: THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING

[15:13] Ron Bleac: VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: ME

[15:13] Ron Bleac: GALILEO

[15:13] Ron Bleac: GALILEO

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: GALILEO

[15:13] Ron Bleac: GALILEO FIGARO

[15:13] Ron Bleac: MAGNIFICOOOOOO

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: BEELZIBUB

[15:13] Ron Bleac: I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: oh shit

[15:13] Ron Bleac: .. WTF BEELZEBUB?

[15:13] Ron Bleac: BISMILLAH

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: NOO

[15:13] MikeMurdock McMillan is Offline

[15:13] Ron Bleac: WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: WE WILL NOT LET HIM GO

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: LET ME GO

[15:14] Ron Bleac: GOOO OO OO OO OO OO NO NO NO NO NO

[15:14] Trinity Heckroth: IM JUST A POOR BOY

[15:14] Mercury: New contact: Atrius Clarity

[15:14] Ron Bleac: BEELZEBUB HAS THE DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME OR WHATEVER

[15:14] Trinity Heckroth: NOBODY LOVES ME

[15:14] Ron Bleac: NANANANANANA

[15:14] Ron Bleac: NANANANANANANANANA

[15:14] Ron Bleac: NAAA NA NA AN NAANANANAN

[15:14] Ron Bleac: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOMP ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE

[15:14] Ron Bleac: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE?

[15:14] Ron Bleac: OOOOOOOOH BAYBEEEEE

[15:14] Ron Bleac: *UNINTELLIGIBLE*

[15:14] Trinity Heckroth: JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT

[15:14] Ron Bleac: JUST GOTTA GET OUT, GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HERE

[15:14] Ron Bleac: NANANANANANANAA

[15:14] Trinity Heckroth: JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUT OF HEREEEEEEEEE

[15:14] Ron Bleac air guitars furiously

[15:15] Trinity Heckroth: (ITS OOOOOOOH BABY, DONT DO THIS TO ME BABY)

[15:15] Corsi Mousehold is Offline

[15:15] Ron Bleac: oooooooo ooooooo

[15:15] Ron Bleac: OOO OOOO OOO

[15:15] Ron Bleac: OOOOooOOo

[15:15] Ron Bleac air guitars. BEHIND HIS BACK.

[15:15] Ron Bleac: Nothing really matters, anyone can see..

[15:15] Ron Bleac: Nothing really matters, nothing really matters.. to MEEEEE~

[15:15] Varian Deceit is Offline

[15:15] Radar Base: Lost contact: Atrius Clarity

[15:15] Mercury: Lost contact: Atrius Clarity

[15:15] Ron Bleac: nunununo naaaaa

[15:15] Billyjoe Benoir is Online

[15:15] Ron Bleac: na na naaaa..

[15:15] Corsi Mousehold is Online

[15:15] Schoonover Ysabel is Online

[15:15] Ron Bleac: anywhere the wind blows..~

[15:16] Ron Bleac: fin

[15:16] Trinity Heckroth: amazing

[15:16] Ron Bleac: quotes of win

That was fucking amazing.

Encore. (I'm being serious, Ron.. I demand another song or I'll get Agares to give you a dead arm or something)

[Guest Afevis]

[15:57] Tsume Xiao: 2v2 tank fight? :D

[15:57] You: I don't have a tank :S

[15:57] Tsume Xiao: I can give you the training one which, while it looks silly, does actually work >.>

[15:58] You: k lol

[15:58] Tsume Xiao: Or we can put a Snuggie child carrier on Arokh.

[15:58] Tsume Xiao: Either way.

[Nakita]

[16:38] zanndor Aeon: WHAT I DO?

[16:38] Karlhockey Forte: EVERYTHING

[16:38] zanndor Aeon: :<

[16:38] Karlhockey Forte pins a medal on your chest

[16:38] zanndor Aeon: Ow

[16:38] Karlhockey Forte: "I did everything" pin

[16:39] zanndor Aeon: My... My Ordo Career is completed

[Genostrike Sautereau]

[16:42] Ciel Eilde: Grab Keller, Dis. o:

[16:42] Disembodied Hand: I think aryte is busy doing that ciel

[16:42] Genostrike Sautereau: LOL! (LOL!)

[16:42] Ciel Eilde: Hahaha

[16:42] Genostrike Sautereau: quotes of win

[16:42] Ciel Eilde gigglefits.

[16:42] Ron Bleac: Haha (Haha)

[Aryte]

ROFL.

SO LE TRUE

[Theodore Belgar]

[2010/07/19 10:40] (COM): Vilkacis Mason: Woah, who's in the mech!?

[2010/07/19 10:40] (COM): Disembodied Hand: lol Agares, overkil much?

[2010/07/19 10:40] (COM): Ron Bleac: Your father

[2010/07/19 10:40] (COM): Ron Bleac: Is the mech

[2010/07/19 10:40] (COM): Ron Bleac: Come to the dark side.

[2010/07/19 10:40] (COM): Vilkacis Mason: DADDY!?

[Jester Spearmann]

[11:50] Caine Constantine: we have a lot of furry visitors though and cannot take fleas

[Trinity Heckroth]

[5:11] Trinity Heckroth: U r my other hafe

[5:11] Ron Bleac: <3 u bby

[5:12] Trinity Heckroth: u real <3

[5:12] Ron Bleac: u real gurl <3

We real.

[Ciel Eilde]

[8:48:26] Kinera Haiku: I ate soup.

[8:48:28] Kinera Haiku: With a dork.

[8:48:31] Ciel Eilde: ...

[8:48:33] Ciel Eilde: >_>

[Guest Afevis]

[17:14] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Lumpy Sorbet) is not like being shots

[17:14] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Lumpy Sorbet) Is like

[17:14] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Lumpy Sorbet) Beein buggered

[17:14] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Lumpy Sorbet) By big black man

[17:14] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Agares Tretiak) ...err.

[17:14] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Lumpy Sorbet) Is not nice

[17:14] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Lumpy Sorbet) on little gator bum bum

[17:14] (COM): Afevis Sodertelge: ....

[17:14] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Agares Tretiak) Yes. I uh...would assume so.

[17:15] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Lumpy Sorbet) Is like watchin der horses havin sex wiv mice

[17:15] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Lumpy Sorbet) is bad

[17:15] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Lumpy Sorbet) lots of squeekins

[Agares Tretiak]

Yes. It's like...Adeptus Minor all over again. It's a bit creepy, sometimes.

[Typhon Perun]

[16:11] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: >=[ MERCUTYh8

[16:11] Kristian Kit is Offline

[16:11] (COM): Typhon Perun: Hop potato for OIC, I had been asked thenZero...heh.

[16:11] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: Yes, MercutyH8

[16:11] (COM): Jake Stoanes: Zero, come to radar and slap Mercury yourself. She's sitting right here.

[16:11] (COM): Typhon Perun: She's naked!

[16:12] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: TP me, gurl is gowin down.

[16:12] (COM): Jake Stoanes: Nudity does not make you less of a target

[16:12] (COM): Disembodied Hand: did you just say a naked gurl was goin down on you zero? O_o

[Agares Tretiak]

[16:17] (COM): Jake Stoanes: Taters? What's 'taters', precious?

[16:17] (COM): Jake Stoanes: Whot's taters eh?

[16:17] (COM): Lysander Serrari: PO-TA-TO

[16:17] (COM): Agares Tretiak: BOIL 'EM MASH 'EM STICK 'EM IN A STEW.

[RazorFox]

5 AM on AIM with Zero and Endra...

Zero: Tell Endra he's a fish for me

Zrazor: k

Zrazor: Hey, you are a fish

Endra: Xfire: League of Legends

Endra: Nou!

Zrazor: FISH

Zrazor: NOUFISH

Endra: Rawwawawwwwr!

Endra: *explodes*

Zrazor: ZRAZOR WINS.

Zrazor: FISHALITY.

Zrazor: I'm sorry I exploded him, he left me with no other option :(

Zero: Ffffffff, why you do dis.

Zero: :<

[Ron Bleac]

It begins.

[2010/07/24 13:16] Kenster Bade: can i join ordo

Aryte: Send him on a quest.

[13:18] (COM): Ron Bleac: [13:18] Ron Bleac: Due to recent events, Ordo's enacted a new recruitment policy. You have to go to Mt. Badnarik, at a sim called "Badnarik." To retrieve a voucher. It'll be in the Lurdburger. Order a Lurdburger with large fries and Pepsi from the scripted waiter. He'll hand you a voucher.

[13:18] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: LMFAO

[13:18] (COM): Jp227 Michigan: LOL

[13:18] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: WOW

[13:18] Mercury: Lost contact: Kenster Bade

[13:18] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: LOL

[13:18] (COM): zanndor Aeon: LOLOL

[13:18] (COM): Theodore Belgar: How about one with cheese?

[13:18] (COM): Ron Bleac: [13:18] Ron Bleac: It'll be a scripted object. Rez it on the ground and click it, and use the code you receive on our website.

[13:18] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: I am telling Anthony.

[13:19] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: [13:18] Anthony Lehane: hahaha

[13:18] Aryte Vesperia: `OMG HE IS GOING

[13:19] Anthony Lehane: Oh my god he's here

[13:19] (COM): zanndor Aeon: hahahaha

[13:19] Asuka Zane is Online

[13:19] (COM): Huttser Ishelwood: LOL]

[13:19] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Fucking win.

[13:19] (COM): Jake Stoanes: Epic win

[13:19] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: [13:19] Anthony Lehane: I'll play along

I escort Kenster into Badnarik hub. He can't figure out how to use the teleporters.

Some hours later.

[17:26] Kenster Bade: hello

[17:26] Kenster Bade: i still cant figure that whole thing out

[17:26] Ron Bleac: Use the teleporter labelled "infantry exit teleporter"

[17:26] Ron Bleac: And try and find Anthony Lehane.

[17:27] Kenster Bade: where

[17:27] Ron Bleac: In the hub, in Badnarik.

[17:27] Ron Bleac: When you teleport in, it should be to your upper left.

[17:27] Kenster Bade: but where do i look for the person

[17:27] Ron Bleac: In Lurdburger. It's the fast food restaurant.

[17:27] Ron Bleac: If he's not there, ask around.

[17:28] Kenster Bade: how come joining ordo is so hard

[17:28] Ron Bleac: We have to weed out recruits who are potentially unfit for tough military training. This just proves that you're willing.

[Trinity Heckroth]

[18:40] Meia Cosmos: Next time he goes there and complains, send me an IM, I'll backhand him

[18:40] Meia Cosmos: You guys are a pleasure to fight compared to the VG.

[18:40] Trinity Heckroth: heheeh

[18:41] Meia Cosmos: You guys don't lag our sim to a standstill.

[18:41] Trinity Heckroth: :D

[18:41] Trinity Heckroth: We try

[18:45] Trinity Heckroth: I dont have it, but the other day meia said "Whoever said you guys are laggy was fucking nuts."

[18:45] Aryte Vesperia: Epic

[18:45] Aryte Vesperia: Post that shit.

[Inoue Katsu]

It begins.

[2010/07/24 13:16] Kenster Bade: can i join ordo

Aryte: Send him on a quest.

[13:18] (COM): Ron Bleac: [13:18] Ron Bleac: Due to recent events, Ordo's enacted a new recruitment policy. You have to go to Mt. Badnarik, at a sim called "Badnarik." To retrieve a voucher. It'll be in the Lurdburger. Order a Lurdburger with large fries and Pepsi from the scripted waiter. He'll hand you a voucher.

[13:18] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: LMFAO

[13:18] (COM): Jp227 Michigan: LOL

[13:18] (COM): Zerowinged Vasiliev: WOW

~~~~~~

[17:27] Ron Bleac: In Lurdburger. It's the fast food restaurant.

[17:27] Ron Bleac: If he's not there, ask around.

[17:28] Kenster Bade: how come joining ordo is so hard

[17:28] Ron Bleac: We have to weed out recruits who are potentially unfit for tough military training. This just proves that you're willing.

THAT is classic lol .. remembers me of standing around the linden welcome area with yellow spinning question marks on our heads to send people on walking quests over the (much smaller back then) grid.