Quotes of Win

[Tsukiyomi Yuhara]

[15:29:31] Ookamiwulf Lemton: hey addsion think fast

[15:30:21] Addison Setzer: Im so annoyed right now, its not even funny.

[15:30:26] Ookamiwulf Lemton: you sucked up my rocket >:C

[15:30:35] Addison Setzer: Im Kirby, bitch

Whistle

[Esva]

[09:35:48] You: awww didnt even have time to get popcorn and a lawn chair

[09:36:01] Agares Tretiak: Death comes swiftly.

[09:36:30] You: wish pizza hut had the same outlook

[09:36:30] Tandem (zerowinged.vasiliev): OLD AFEVIS BACK

[09:36:44] Agares Tretiak: They would, if I was the manager.

[09:36:55] Huttser Solmunko (huttser.ishelwood): Haha.

[09:36:57] You: lol quoted

[09:37:08] Agares Tretiak: Death or Delivery: I care not which you seek.

[Agares Tretiak]

My current (brief) access to the internet was punctuated with an interrogation and subsequent confession from Zrazor.

[OI] Mr.Tretiak: When.

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: When will it stop, Zrazor?

Jesus Face: :O?

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: The lies, Zrazor.

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: The lies. They must stop.

Jesus Face: OKAY I CONFESS

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: DID YOU TAKE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR?

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: CAN WE END THIS INSANE CHARADE?

Jesus Face: YES, AND I SHAT IN THE URINAL. AND I SPIKED ARYTE'S COFFEE WITH PCP. AND I GAVE CHRISTOPH CORE MERCURY ACCESS. AND I'VE BEEN EMBEZZLING MONEY FROM TITAN INDUSTRIES FOR YEARS. ;-;

Jesus Face: BUT IT'S OKAY

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: See, was that so hard?

Jesus Face: CAUSE

Jesus Face: I DID IT FOR THE LULZ

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: At least you have a cause. Many a madman has no cause, and only seeks to see the world burn for his amusement.

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: Now.

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: Tell me about your compatriots.

[OI] Mr. Tretiak leans back in his chair, carefully relighting his pipe and taking a long draw, just out of the cast of the light. The reddish hell-glow, the non-light of the pipe illuminates only his eyes and the features immediately surrounding them.

Jesus Face: Your brother does this to me a lot but it's usually more filled with violent pseudo-sexual connotations :0

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: I'm not my brother. In so many ways, I am not him.

[OI] Mr. Tretiak toys with his pipe, his hands moving in and out of the circle of light on the cold steel table between the two of you.

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: Your compatriots, Zrazor.

Jesus Face: Well, there's Big D, Fat Stu, Lil' J, Joey Two-Hats

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: Naught to say? Very well then. Let me paint you a picture...

[OI] Mr. Tretiak turns towards his easel, which looms menacingly in the shadows, it's particular details blinded from you by the glaring harshness of the light that separates you from him.

Jesus Face tilts his head quizzically

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: I used to do this quite often. Lovely little pasture scenes of the country side.

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: But now...my art...it has a new source of interest. No more sheep or quaint churches. Oh no.

[OI] Mr. Tretiak hunches in the shadows, the frantic, insane swishing of a brush echoing in the gloom.

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: Now...it's faces.

Jesus Face: Faces? o.o

[OI] Mr. Tretiak whirls around, and with a soft, distant chuckle no sane man can make, he displays his picture. It is a face, inhumanly round, with a jaundiced pallor and grimacing features. The eyes, like arches leading into hell itself, are bent in agony towards the sky, as the mouth has been turned into a gaping, abyssal maw, a wide and uncomprimising grin of insanity.

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: DO YOU SEE, ZRAZOR?

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: DO YOU SEE?

[OI] Mr. Tretiak: http://www.glogster.com/media/5/22/57/83/22578383.png

Jesus Face is slumped back in his chair, stone dead, his own visage an exact replica of the one portrayed on the canvas.

The truth be known. My art kills.

[Tsukiyomi Yuhara]

[16:26] Kiwi Foxtrot (eriksson.foxtrot): I wonder what is new in Firefox 5.0

[16:26] Sambakza Valerian: Firefox, now with added nakedness and thong

[16:26] Kiwi Foxtrot (eriksson.foxtrot): oh man

[16:26] Kiwi Foxtrot (eriksson.foxtrot): OH MAN

[16:26] Tsukiyomi (tsukiyomi.yuhara): Version 5 has a color change thong

[16:26] Kiwi Foxtrot (eriksson.foxtrot): Sounds sexy

[16:27] Hutch (hutchyy): SXC

[16:27] Kiwi Foxtrot (eriksson.foxtrot): Where can I sign with my dick?

[16:27] Hutch (hutchyy): LOL

[16:27] Tsukiyomi (tsukiyomi.yuhara): Syrupt addons as well I hear

[16:27] Kiwi Foxtrot (eriksson.foxtrot): Well screw Syrupt

[16:27] Shizzerk Kostolany: Wut

[16:27] Kiwi Foxtrot (eriksson.foxtrot): We all know that only Tsukiyomi likes that, I hear

[16:27] Tsukiyomi (tsukiyomi.yuhara): Annnnnnnnnnd quoted ;3

[Esva]

[10:53:54] Rykiana Ferina nods

[10:54:02] You: brb grabbing da coffeeze

[10:54:12] Kisho (kishoshima.dragonash): ok Aryte

[10:54:14] Kisho (kishoshima.dragonash): I mean ryk

[10:56:55] You: you finally realized the truth.....sssshhh dont tell anybody :P

[10:57:06] Kisho (kishoshima.dragonash): lol

[10:57:07] You: and thats sooo quoted btw :P

[Maverick Garfield]

[20:48] Ballad Bayn: come on mav thats lil un far

[20:48] Maverick Garfield: what

[20:49] Ballad Bayn: i cant get my gun to function

[20:49] Maverick Garfield: try pulling the trigger?

[20:49] Ballad Bayn: and i know i shot at lest 4 times

[20:49] Maverick Garfield: your shooting

[20:49] Ballad Bayn: i am smart ass

[20:49] Maverick Garfield: I was didgein bullets

[20:50] Ballad Bayn: like hell i saw the rounds hit ya

[20:50] Ballad Bayn: could you go a lil easyer

[20:51] Maverick Garfield: sure

[20:52] Ballad Bayn: thank you

[Maverick Garfield]

[20:48] Ballad Bayn: come on mav thats lil un far

[20:48] Maverick Garfield: what

[20:49] Ballad Bayn: i cant get my gun to function

[20:49] Maverick Garfield: try pulling the trigger?

[20:49] Ballad Bayn: and i know i shot at lest 4 times

[20:49] Maverick Garfield: your shooting

[20:49] Ballad Bayn: i am smart ass

[20:49] Maverick Garfield: I was dodgein bullets

[20:50] Ballad Bayn: like hell i saw the rounds hit ya

[20:50] Ballad Bayn: could you go a lil easyer

[20:51] Maverick Garfield: sure

[20:52] Ballad Bayn: thank you

[Aryte]

[2011/06/28 12:23] Criss Ixtar: (Saved Tue Jun 28 11:43:45 2011) welcome home arytes~!

[2011/06/28 12:23] Criss Ixtar: (Saved Tue Jun 28 11:43:48 2011) FUCKING SL

[2011/06/28 12:23] Criss Ixtar: (Saved Tue Jun 28 11:44:36 2011) Test.

[2011/06/28 15:15] Criss Ixtar: (Saved Tue Jun 28 12:23:25 2011) there you are

[2011/06/28 15:15] Criss Ixtar: (Saved Tue Jun 28 12:23:30 2011) FOR FUCKS SAKE I FUCKING HATE SL

-- Instant message logging enabled --

[15:33] Criss Ixtar: how was AC? X3

[15:33] Aryte Vesperia: is offline.

[15:33] Criss Ixtar: ;.;

[Steeltael Lykin]

[05:08] (COM): Steeltael Lykin: Bracket...I remember when you were a wee little Numerii in the rat pack.

[05:08] (COM): Bracket Crowley: wait

[05:08] (COM): Bracket Crowley: I was little?

[05:08] (COM): Jath Andel: On the inside

[05:08] (COM): Bracket Crowley: thats' what she said

[05:08] (COM): Bracket Crowley: HEY WAIT A SEC

[05:09] (COM): Steeltael Lykin: Quoted.

[Kaska Czarny]

From Ventrilo after rezzing a copy of an Aryte doll I made:

Kovino: Kaska, do you have any dolls to give me?

Kaska: Well, I made that Aryte doll but it's not full perms.

Kovino: Could I have it full perms except transfer?

Kaska: I can't. I had to use a part of the formals to make the.. shirt, thing.

Kovino: Oh. Is there a naked copy of the Aryte doll I can have?

[Jester Spearmann]

From Ventrilo after rezzing a copy of an Aryte doll I made:

Kovino: Kaska, do you have any dolls to give me?

Kaska: Well, I made that Aryte doll but it's not full perms.

Kovino: Could I have it full perms except transfer?

Kaska: I can't. I had to use a part of the formals to make the.. shirt, thing.

Kovino: Oh. Is there a naked copy of the Aryte doll I can have?

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also

Constantine_: MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS

Constantine_: Though it can get you a decent hooker.

[Kristian]

It isn't a quote but i felt like posting this here.

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[George Reisman]

[20:57] Hollowmengitus Yifu: I LOVE big dicks in me nnyaah ;D

[Crash Silverfall]

Tiridates Mikadze: Why dodge? shoot first 8D

Crash Silverfall: no

Crash Silverfall: do it both

Mercury SecretSpy: ;P

Crash Silverfall: see even mercury likes mine

Tiridates Mikadze: SHUT UP MERCURY

Crash Silverfall: I AM SUCH A GOD

Tiridates Mikadze: YOU ARE SO GOING TO BE BEHEADED :C

Crash Silverfall: trolololol

[Typhon Perun]

[21:31] Shizzerk Kostolany: Sir please disarm your penis

[21:31] bilys Bruun: its off

[21:31] Shizzerk Kostolany: no no no its attached its there i see it its holstered

[Scarlet Flaks]

[08:32:19] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (biohazard Yakubu) this is ridiculus

[08:32:27] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (Scarlet Flaks) no this is patrick

[08:32:33] (COM): Dascede Aluveaux: lol

[08:32:49] [Ordo] Handheld Radio 1.0 (Stomach) 1: (biohazard Yakubu) LOL

[Typhon Perun]

[19:42] (COM): Jath Andel: Lesson one, this is huttser, he is a husky.

[19:42] Lairex Beck (Channel 1): sling

[19:42] Lairex Beck (Channel 1): holster

[19:42] (COM): Radryl Allen: And you are his son.

[Kellervo]

Eriksson Foxtrot: I think you're being quite normal?

Eriksson Foxtrot: ... you're Canadian.

Eriksson Foxtrot: Canadians are never make themselves an ass.

Keller Teichmann: Canadians are never make good grammar either.

Eriksson Foxtrot: ...............................

[Eriksson Foxtrot]

Eriksson Foxtrot: I think you're being quite normal?

Eriksson Foxtrot: ... you're Canadian.

Eriksson Foxtrot: Canadians are never make themselves an ass.

Keller Teichmann: Canadians are never make good grammar either.

Eriksson Foxtrot: ...............................

You're an ass. A Canadian ass.

[Jim Bian]

[19:46] Matt87 Citron: may i ask what you are here? like what you do?

[19:46] Ryu Peng: I'm a member of Alpha Cohors, Squad 5, Saevitas. I shoot and stab things.

[19:46] Matt87 Citron: sweet

[19:47] Matt87 Citron: best thing to do is shoot and stab stuff lol

[Krow Ames]

[09:13] Krow Ames: It looks like Anonymous...

[09:13] Krow Ames: *sunglasses*

[09:13] Krow Ames: Has been I.D.'d.

[09:13] General M. Bison (bracket.crowley): YEEAAAAAHHHHHHH~

[Lanny Ansar]

bilys Bruun: ok baby i go

[02:42] Trinity Heckroth: After you were forceably removed, yes you went.

[02:42] (COM): Scarlet Flaks: baby

[02:42] (COM): Tala Spingflower: baby

[02:43] (COM): Lanny Ansar: baby OHHHHH

[02:43] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: Lanny. you die now

[02:43] (COM): Dresden Xaris: Baby, baby baby, Ooooh.

[02:43] (COM): Ron Bleac: Babby

[02:43] (COM): Lunar Difference: Rot in hell Lanny

[02:43] (COM): Scarlet Flaks: +1 Ejected from Letalis

[Aryte]

rofl

[Typhon Perun]

[21:48] Rhilowood: I was just ejected from VG no les than half an hour ago for calling Toph a snowmew

[RazorFox]

[21:48] Rhilowood: I was just ejected from VG no les than half an hour ago for calling Toph a snowmew

Lol'd IRL really hard.