Quotes of Win

[Markius Fox]

Whilst talking to Kizna casually about their two attackers:

[18:27] Kizna Oh: we is attacked by two brasilian cheaters xD;

[18:28] Markius Faulkner: Is one named like...mercuchio?

[18:29] Kizna Oh: mikael faith and jessicai Violet

[18:29] Markius Faulkner: OHHHHH

[18:29] Markius Faulkner: Yeah...

[18:29] Kizna Oh: guys that blackscreened us in the titan spawn a few days ago

[18:29] Markius Faulkner: give them no Ffffs

[18:29] Markius Faulkner: they script their own weapons and break ALL rules

[18:30] Kizna Oh: -won't say much about breaking rukls- :P

[18:30] Markius Faulkner: *questioning look*

[18:31] Kizna Oh: Well, see special ark rules :P

[18:31] Kizna Oh: it's not hard to break a rule when the OIC goes apeshit and disallows us to use this and that xD

[18:31] Markius Faulkner: Look back at the history of Ordo raids on ARK.

[18:32] Kizna Oh: I know the history

[18:33] Markius Faulkner: And the ARK side would be?

[18:33] Kizna Oh: Huttser using fleetship etc, and a non physical ship was used, and non physical ships are generaly not allowed in our sim

[18:33] Markius Faulkner: Anything else?

[18:34] Kizna Oh: Well, and huttser being the typical ass he is since... forever :P

[18:34] Markius Faulkner: And then?

[18:34] Kizna Oh: thats about all i know

[18:38] Kizna Oh: I got a history of over 4 years of dealing with ordo, or well, more with the leading part of ordo :p

[18:40] Markius Faulkner: And what about the Ordo Barricades?

[18:46] Kizna Oh: dunno about those. What i do know: Riot shields, that let the wearer fire while haveing the shiled deployed are banned

Oh the hilarity.

[Riff Petrov]

[03:25] tallbloke09 Banx: 96 scripts

[03:25] tallbloke09 Banx: still shit

[03:25] tallbloke09 Banx: for Ffffs sake

[03:25] tallbloke09 Banx: the boots are staying

[03:25] Riff Petrov: Did you remove your prim dick?

[03:25] tallbloke09 Banx: huh

[03:25] Riff Petrov: I kid.

[03:25] Riff Petrov: lol

[03:25] tallbloke09 Banx: i thought i took that off ages

[03:25] Syn Solo: Scripted so hard mothaFfffas wanna find me

[03:25] tallbloke09 Banx: ago

[03:26] Riff Petrov: Hah, what

[03:26] Syn Solo: lolwat

[03:26] tallbloke09 Banx: yeah xcite the only way to go

[03:26] Syn Solo: Oh god

[03:26] tallbloke09 Banx: X$

[03:26] Laranel: :o

[03:26] Riff Petrov: :(

[03:26] tallbloke09 Banx: X4

[03:26] tallbloke09 Banx: woot woot

[03:26] Syn Solo: Oh man

[03:26] tallbloke09 Banx: lmao

[03:26] tallbloke09 Banx: hey honest man here proud of his goods ha ha

[03:26] Syn Solo: mmm bb lemme c ur prims

[03:27] Syn Solo: so hot rite now

[03:27] Syn Elan: dat sculpt!

[03:27] tallbloke09 Banx: ill give you more than prims in a min wink wink

[03:27] Riff Petrov: Wow

[03:27] Riff Petrov: plz no

[03:27] Syn Solo: Hahaha

[03:27] tallbloke09 Banx: joking

[03:27] tallbloke09 Banx: your not my type

[03:27] Laranel: O____O

[03:27] Laranel: o____o

[Zerowinged Vasiliev]

What

The

Ffff

[Arokh Takakura]

Seems I have some cleansing to do upon my return.

[Aryte]

LOL

[Tsume Xiao]

[18:33] Kizna Oh: Huttser using fleetship etc, and a non physical ship was used, and non physical ships are generaly not allowed in our sim

Unless Huttser used non-Ordo gear or the ancient old fleetships, I can guarantee he did no such thing.

[Huttser]

I haven't owned an Ordo fleetship for longer then one hour at AN untill like two days ago so ARK can go Ffff themselves even more!

[Valaska Svendsen]

[20:42] Valaska SvendsenValaska Svendsen Goes in half way for fist pump?

[20:42] Aryte Vesperia: Wot.

[20:43] Valaska Svendsen: Fist pump is a way inner city "hooligans", youth, show understanding and such.

[20:43] Valaska Svendsen: They pump their fists together.

[20:43] Aryte Vesperia: oh.

[20:43] Aryte Vesperia: I'm white.

[20:43] Valaska Svendsen: Same.

[20:43] Valaska Svendsen: Innercity means us wiggers too

[20:43] Aryte Vesperia: I am from the suburbs.

[20:43] Valaska Svendsen: Rural here

[20:43] Aryte Vesperia: I shank hands.

[20:44] Valaska Svendsen: Ouch

[20:44] Valaska Svendsen: Thats pretty thug.

[20:45] Aryte Vesperia: Ffff my life.

[20:45] Aryte Vesperia: SHAKE.

[20:45] Valaska Svendsen: Lol

[20:45] Aryte Vesperia: Lmfao.

[01:42] Valaska Svendsen: See? Still works :)

[01:43] Verissimo Seetan: your a dumbass

[01:43] Verissimo Seetan: it's broken you twit

[01:43] Valaska Svendsen: You're*

[01:43] Valaska Svendsen: No way I just shot you lol

[01:43] Valaska Svendsen: TP me back

[01:43] Verissimo Seetan: YOUR A FfffING RETARD NOT ALL THE BULLETS COME OUT NOT ALL 40 COME OUT OF THE GUN

[01:43] Verissimo Seetan: YOU GOD DAM NOOB

[01:43] Valaska Svendsen: It was the shotgun mode

[01:43] Verissimo Seetan: MUTED

[01:43] Valaska Svendsen: lol

[01:43] Valaska Svendsen: I made Verissimo mute me

[01:43] Valaska Svendsen: So I win

[17:09] Oskar Linden: quick reminder that we will be doing rolling restarts in the morning tomorrow http://community.secondlife.com/t5/Second-Life-Server/Deploys-for-the-week-of-2012-03-05-UPDATED/td-p/1416639

[17:09] Valaska Svendsen: Hush oskar.

[17:14] Oskar LindenOskar Linden cackles with glee instilling fear in you all

[17:14] Valaska Svendsen: Shhh

[17:14] Oskar Linden: I am going to log off now. I wish you all a fantastic evening!

[20:01] Valaska Svendsen: Now guys... Don't spook it

[20:01] Valaska Svendsen: But there's a BSM out of its sim

[20:01] Sequoiaa: <.<

[20:01] Sequoiaa Resident has left the region.

[23:19] KidGoku Takakura: who is this guy

[23:19] Valaska Svendsen: I am her boyfriend

[23:20] KidGoku Takakura: O.o

[23:20] KidGoku Takakura: dad?

[23:20] Valaska Svendsen: Maybe

[23:20] KidGoku Takakura: *Anime Fallover!*

[23:20] Valaska Svendsen: She gets around

[23:21] Raven Juno: stfu valaska your afag

[16:22] Valaska Svendsen: Skye why do you have lipstick smeared all over your face?

[16:22] Skye Flaks: wat

[16:22] Valaska Svendsen: OH

[16:22] Valaska Svendsen: Thats the glowstick...

[16:22] Valaska Svendsen: lol

[16:22] Skye Flaks: glowstick light

[16:22] Sirus McMahon: I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT TO AT FIRST

[16:23] Valaska Svendsen: She does need the money...

[16:23] Vi: lol xD

[16:23] Skye Flaks: x.x

[16:23] Sirus McMahon: ooooo that was a low blow, even for me xD

[2011/05/04 12:44] VGHud V4.3A: Valaska Svendsen: Marmaid is unarmed

[2011/05/04 12:44] VGHud V4.3A: Valaska Svendsen: Same with Marius

[2011/05/04 12:44] VGHud V4.3A: Valaska Svendsen: Stop shooting marius

[2011/05/04 12:44] VGHud V4.3A: Valaska Svendsen: You shot marius

AND THE BEST :D

[00:44] Karen Ronwood: The military community needs more people like you.

[Guest Ruin Nefarious]

I think you found the wrong thread?

http://forums.ordoim.../page__st__2496

Moved

from http://forums.ordoimperialis.com/index.php?/topic/18508-the-art-of-war-sun-tzu/

Edited October 11, 2012 by Xoza Tyron
moved to appropriate location

[Valaska Svendsen]

Oops I was posting something actually relevant to the art of war there guess I erased it. Thats Aight.

[Riff Petrov]

[11:16] Mercury: Inoue Katsu has invoked the paw of mercury on Mercury SecretSpy

[11:16] (COM) Riff Petrov: LOL

[11:16] (COM) Inoue Katsu: im sure that is quotes of win material

[11:16] (COM) Inoue Katsu: jeeez its still not crashing

[Riff Petrov]

[13:18] [Ordo] Utility HUD - Collision: [Ordo] Mk184 - GP Explosion Owned By: Aryte Vesperia

[Aryte]

:(

[Arokh Takakura]

CIR.

[Riff Petrov]

I did, but he intercepted it. IMPERATOR CORRUPTION

[Azimuth Summerwind]

LOL.

[Deadmon]

[Guest Ruin Nefarious]

That man. Is my hero.

[Caleb]

[19:05] (COM) Radryl Allen: Ximbica? Really? Pff.. these names are just sad. :|

[19:06] (COM) Caleb Carstensz: My eyes keep focusing on the huge "COMBATENTE."

[19:06] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Sergeant Markius Faulkner (Hades)

[19:06] (COM) Radryl Allen: HURR DURR CAPS LOCK IS COOL.

[19:06] (COM) Caleb Carstensz: I AGREE RADRYL. YES. LET US USE CAPS LOCK FOREVER.

[19:07] (COM) Radryl Allen: No we are not on EB or Meggid to do that.

[19:07] (COM) Radryl Allen: Meggido*

[19:07] (COM) Caleb Carstensz: Fair enough.

[19:07] (COM) Radryl Allen: Or we will keep screaming our organization while doing melee too.

[19:07] (COM) Radryl Allen: Would*

[19:07] (COM) Radryl Allen: And ximbica is a slang for butthole.

[19:08] (COM) Caleb Carstensz: LOL

[19:08] (COM) Radryl Allen: Just saying.

[Tsume Xiao]

[10:10] Tsume Xiao: YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME

[10:11] Tsume Xiao: I HAVE A MAC-10 TURNED SIZEWAYS WHILE MY OTHER HAND IS GRABBING MY CROTCH

[10:13] Tsume Xiao: YOU ARE LUCKY YOU AREN'T WITHIN 50M OF ME. SMART TO STAY OUT OF MY GUNS EFFECTIVE RANGE YOU CRAZY EURO

[10:13] Honza Noyes: BAN

[10:15] Tsume Xiao: BAN WHAT

[10:15] Tsume Xiao: MY AMAZING GAT, YO?

[10:20] Tsume Xiao: POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER

[10:25] Tsume Xiao: Lost contact: Honza Noyes

Honza Noyes is still online.

Honza Noyes has died approximately 47 times during its presence on this sim.

[10:26] Tsume Xiao: ADMIT IT! IT WAS BECAUSE OF MY AMAZING, CROTCH-GRABBING, SIDEWAYS MAC-10 SHOOTING PROWESS.

[10:26] Honza Noyes: Sure.

[Valaska Svendsen]

I prefer when you use the Jewzies.

[Tsume Xiao]

I prefer when you use the Jewzies.

Implying I would ever dual wield instead of using the UZI properly. For shame.

[UNKNOWN USER]

Upon denying someone's application:

[2012/03/26 13:39] Spyro (radarz): If it's because of me having ADHD an autism, i will seriously take you to court, thats not right

[23:23:31] Hao Zaytsev shouts: DO YOU WANNA MESS WITH THE BEST

[23:23:45] > Killed: Hao Zaytsev

[Guest Ruin Nefarious]

LOL

[Deadmon]

rofl. court. Its not a job interview.