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Quotes of Win

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[11:26] Ilol Hax: Why did you teleport me home?

[11:27] Jester Spearmann: I shot you

[11:27] Ilol Hax: Ah. We're in RPing mode.

[11:27] Ilol Hax: Oh my...

[11:27] Ilol Hax: I am bleeding heavily.

[11:27] Ilol Hax: Why did you shoot me?

[11:28] Jester Spearmann: o) The Ordo Imperialis and its personnel hold all rights to, at any time: - Make direct orders to any/all visitors inside Ordo Imperialis controlled locations. - Publicly execute visitors with and/or without reason or explanation. - Begin combat with avatars regardless of military affiliations.

[11:28] Ilol Hax: Okay.

[11:29] Ilol Hax pays a visit to the hospital. *I do hope I survive*

[11:30] Ilol Hax: Now then.

[11:30] Ilol Hax: In all seriousness.

[11:30] Ilol Hax: RP aside.

[11:31] Ilol Hax: This is a military sim?

[11:31] Jester Spearmann: yes it is

[11:31] Jester Spearmann: as is badnarik/salamis where you where earlier today

[11:31] Ilol Hax: Ah.

[11:31] Ilol Hax: That would explain why they shot me.

[11:31] Jester Spearmann: we did explain to you

[11:32] Jester Spearmann: a few times >.>

[11:32] Ilol Hax: Yeah, I'm not used to being forced home.

[11:32] Ilol Hax: I was RPing.

[11:32] Jester Spearmann: yeah when you are shot on a damage sim you will be sent back to your home point

[11:32] Ilol Hax: Ah. Excuse my stupidity.

[11:33] Ilol Hax: I only returned to SL recently.

[11:33] Ilol Hax: I haven't played for a while.

[11:33] Jester Spearmann: yeah, 1 shot/1 kill most places

[11:34] Ilol Hax: Kill meaning a teleport to my home point, correct?

[11:34] Jester Spearmann: correct

[11:34] Ilol Hax: Savvy.

[11:34] Ilol Hax: It sounds interesting, this military thing.

[11:34] Ilol Hax: What do you do? Kill people all day?

[11:34] Jester Spearmann: let me tp you to a safer location and we can talk

[11:35] Ilol Hax: Thanks.

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[11:42] Ilol Hax: Who is the best in SL?

[11:43] You: Ordo

[11:43] ShadowFang Blessed: Ordo

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[11:54] Utility HUD: Collision: "ROFLCOPTER!" owned by Knightblade Fayray

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During the wonderful assault on the TFM....

[20:01] Priest Foxley (COM): 5L says they complain our weapons lag the sim........

[20:01] Krow Ames (COM): AHAHA

[20:01] Desereck Creeggan (COM): LOL

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[7:30] Keno Pontoppidan: I HATE FURRIES

[7:30] Keno Pontoppidan: EVEN THOUGH I AM ONE

[7:30] Keno Pontoppidan: BLAAARG

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[23:43] Tiridates Mikadze: OH SHI- WHAT NOW YOU CUPCAKE WEARING LITTLE TEASE?

[23:44] Seb Yakan: D:<!

[23:44] Tiridates Mikadze: ARYTE'S LOVE BROUGHT ME BACK, SO BRING IT, FUZZY.

[23:44] Seb Yakan: Aryte . . hold my cupcake while I kick this man's ass.

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[16:26] Keno Pontoppidan: Yoko

[16:26] Keno Pontoppidan: moko

[16:26] Keno Pontoppidan: I RETURN TO THE OCEAN WENCE I CAME

Then Keno walked in to the water that was on my land and thats the last i saw of him for like 5 mins XD

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Heres a quote from the 2nd in Command of the Remnant Imperium during our raid earlier this everning.

[18:13] LawrenceJoseph Roffo shouts: I bet their homepoints are in FurNation, boys.

He later went on to say that there was nothing better than killing Furries.

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[12:30] Mack Rachter (COM): Ah...

[12:30] Lilium Supermarine (COM): Aryte aren't you like 40?

[12:30] Aryte Vesperia (COM): . .

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Aryte Vesperia wrote:

[12:30] Mack Rachter (COM): Ah...

[12:30] Lilium Supermarine (COM): Aryte aren't you like 40?

[12:30] Aryte Vesperia (COM): . .

wow off by 21 years.....

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[14:09] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Light teams will remain in Titan to keep lag low.

[14:09] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Talk shit to eachother or something.

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[1:47] Tiridates Mikadze: Yeah, but it's my Detention camp. I am exceedingly efficient, which is why I've climbed ranks faster than a monkey on amphetimines and caffeine (was talking about his dreams I think)

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[8:49] * (COM) Aryte Vesperia (Age: 2 years 11 months; Group: Ordo) at spawn *

[8:49] Keno Pontoppidan: JUST LIKE A BANK

[8:49] Keno Pontoppidan: LEAVE WHEN YOU ASK QUESTIONS

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[3:40] You shout: Heyo Biz

[3:41] You: take a seat if you want

[3:41] Kanaki Hornet: Allo'

[3:41] Bizcut Vanbrugh sighs

[3:41] Bizcut Vanbrugh: i dont mind you fishing just in the hub

[3:41] Bizcut Vanbrugh: and no we dont camp people in our hub

[3:42] Sukasa Rydell: Biz, you wanna fish?

[3:42] Bizcut Vanbrugh: not at the moment

[3:42] Bizcut Vanbrugh: but i appericate the offer

[3:42] Sukasa Rydell: have a shark

[3:42] Sukasa Rydell: anyeay :o

[3:42] Bizcut Vanbrugh: thanks

[3:42] You: :D

[3:42] Sukasa Rydell: it floats around you.

[3:42] Sukasa Rydell: xD

[3:42] Bizcut Vanbrugh: i have seen them

[3:42] Bizcut Vanbrugh: some pretty neat loloking fish

[3:42] You: Avena got me into this

[3:43] You: then I got ordo into it x3

[3:43] Bizcut Vanbrugh: i realy dont want to shot anyone this morning

[3:43] Bizcut Vanbrugh: shoot

[3:43] Sukasa Rydell: We're just fishing.. We're not even armed XD

[3:43] Bizcut Vanbrugh: i know but i have informed you that fishing is done in the hub

[3:43] Sukasa Rydell: Kk!

[3:44] Bizcut Vanbrugh shouts: thank you

[3:44] telehub: Welcome to Dorien, home of the Alliance Navy.

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This was posted today on the official Youtube for Linkin Park's music video for What I've Done.

nintendofreak2007 (7 hours ago)

What they mean in this song is Drugs,Atmoic bombing,Dumping acids and toxic waste in the earth,using up fossil fuels,littering,poulliton,destroying lands,hunting for irovy,People straving in acfrica and no one is doing anything,Wars,World wars.Pretty soon the earth is gunna be so messed up in the end that we cant do anything about it.But there one thing the lower people can do:start recylying,Ride bikes,Stop dumping slugde everywhere,and lastly our main proble:STOP LITTERING!

Remember kids, atmoic bombing (you know, since that happens all the time), poulliton, slugde, ivory, straving in acfrica, and other proble is bad. Oh and your a "lower people."

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Aelus Janus wrote:

This was posted today on the official Youtube for Linkin Park's music video for What I've Done.

nintendofreak2007 (7 hours ago)

What they mean in this song is Drugs,Atmoic bombing,Dumping acids and toxic waste in the earth,using up fossil fuels,littering,poulliton,destroying lands,hunting for irovy,People straving in acfrica and no one is doing anything,Wars,World wars.Pretty soon the earth is gunna be so messed up in the end that we cant do anything about it.But there one thing the lower people can do:start recylying,Ride bikes,Stop dumping slugde everywhere,and lastly our main proble:STOP LITTERING!

Remember kids, atmoic bombing (you know, since that happens all the time), poulliton, slugde, ivory, straving in acfrica, and other proble is bad. Oh and your a "lower people."

Remember kids, the only way to counter atomic bombing is to recylce and ride bikes!

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[20:24] You: Use the Book of Mormon! :D

[20:24] You: USE IT, DAMMIT!

[20:24] Raymond Donat: NO!

[20:24] Raymond Donat: I'M AGNOSTIC!

[20:24] Mack Rachter cries.

[20:24] You: Why won't you accept me for who I am?!

[20:24] Raymond Donat: BECAUSE I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE!

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[20:37] Companion Cube: Sexual harassment! D:

[20:38] You: Damn you, Hokusai!

[20:38] Hokusai Otsuka: >.>

[20:38] You: Stop molesting my companion cube.

[20:38] Hokusai Otsuka: <.<

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[20:19] Raymond Donat: I need physical prims.

[20:19] Raymond Donat: that can be used as targets.

[20:19] Raymond Donat: or something.

[20:19] You: Use the recruit?

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[20:13] Raymond Donat: What exactly are you wearing?

[20:13] Letan Dae: The recruit shirt and shorts

[20:13] You: ...

[20:13] Raymond Donat: Right...

[20:13] Raymond Donat: You guys are gonna look like dancing Swedish.

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[20:07] You: We are... the people under the floor! D:

[20:07] Hokusai Otsuka: O:

[20:07] Companion Cube: Sexual harassment! D:

[20:07] You: ...

[20:07] You: Who scream sexual harassment.

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[19:55] You: I wonder...

[19:55] You: breach:-100

[19:55] You: Next up...

[19:56] You: Breach:Raymond's pants

[19:57] Raymond Donat: OH FUCK

[19:57] Raymond Donat: YOU WERE REALLY IN MY PANTS.

Raymond is hilarious. That is all.

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(Over Vent)

Maks Vendetta: Aryte's gonna yiff- I mean flip when he checks out my groups..

Maks Vendetta: I wish I could have Nanau's Avatar, it's frickin awesome.

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[14:29] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Did Septic get in through a door, or?

[14:29] Intus Infinity (1): draw

[14:29] Intus Infinity (1): holster

[14:29] Intus Infinity present a quick, steady, strong salute.

[14:31] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Anyone?

[14:31] Jayce Iredell (COM): Sir?

[14:31] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Nevermind.

[14:32] Caine Toll (COM): I invited Septic for a round of fishing to get into her pants.

[14:32] Jayce Iredell (COM): I only overheard on vent about Septic, I dunno much about it.

[14:32] Caine Toll (COM): Sadly, it turned into a shit fest.

[14:32] Caine Toll (COM): and I didn't get laid.

[14:32] Jayce Iredell (COM): .......

[14:32] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Ah, well, no enemy parties regardless of tag or uniform, etc.

[14:32] Aryte Vesperia (COM): . . and lol.

[14:32] Caine Toll (COM): I'm kind of fucking pissed about it.

[14:32] Aryte Vesperia (COM): It's probably a man. D: Bad Caine.

[14:32] Caine Toll (COM): :/

[14:33] Mith Wakowski (COM): Not a day without incident then I guess. Nevertheless, killing them with a punisher, two rifles and several grenades did make my day. (Yes it was an uneventful one)

[14:33] Caine Toll (COM): Jesus Aryte. I'm trying to plant seed into the AN.

[14:33] Caine Toll (COM): Don't you see what i'm doing?

[14:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Not at the cost of rule--

[14:33] Jayce Iredell (COM): I was debating whether or not to laugh about it Caine.

[14:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Wow that was bad innuendo.

[14:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): I just got that. >:o

[14:33] Mith Wakowski (COM): I do NOT want an AN-Ordo crossover baby!

[14:33] Joseph Spearmann (COM): That seed is going no where if you plant it in the pooper...

[14:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Ffdsfdssdf

[14:33] Caine Toll (COM): I'm not a fan of anal.

[14:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Rofl.

[14:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): OK STOP.

[14:34] Mith Wakowski (COM): Quoted

[14:34] Jayce Iredell (COM): <3

[14:34] Joseph Spearmann (COM): Ya, well. That man you were about to screw was I'm betting.

[14:34] Inoue Katsu (COM): wait what did i miss

[14:34] Caine Toll (COM): At least its not Nanao i'm aiming for.

[14:34] Mith Wakowski (COM): Still quoting people......

[14:34] Aryte Vesperia (COM): You'd have to be like 6 to get with Nano.

[14:34] Jayce Iredell (COM): heh.

[14:34] Mith Wakowski (COM): Again sir, still quoting

[14:34] Caine Toll (COM): I am A thirteen year old boy who works part time at the grocery store in mabinogi.

[14:34] Caine Toll (COM): I think I could pull it off.

[14:35] Aryte Vesperia (COM): You have a chance.

[14:35] Caine Toll (COM): There is hope yet!

[14:35] Joseph Spearmann (COM): to old for his tastes.

[14:35] Mith Wakowski (COM): VERY long quote....

[14:35] Jayce Iredell (COM): Hope is the refuge of the weak.

[14:35] Joseph Spearmann (COM): you need to be more androgynous.

[14:35] Caine Toll (COM): In your eyes, in mine. Its date rape.

[14:35] Caine Toll (COM): and if it weren't for date rape, i'd never get laid.

[14:36] Joseph Spearmann (COM): And quoted....

[14:36] Mith Wakowski (COM): entire quote's still coming up on the forum

[14:36] Joseph Spearmann (COM): But that was a great song.

[14:36] Caine Toll (COM): Nanananana naaaa-na-nanaa.

[14:37] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Nano's theme song?

[14:37] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Nanao's, rather.

[14:37] Caine Toll (COM): Date Rape by Sublime? Shit. thats really fitting.

[14:37] Caine Toll (COM): He is black after all, right?

[14:37] Joseph Spearmann (COM): No, his is a remix. "I like, little boys, they make me feel so good."

[14:37] Mith Wakowski (COM): Editing quotepost...

[14:38] Aryte Vesperia (COM): . . .

[14:38] Aryte Vesperia (COM) facepalms.

[14:38] Caine Toll (COM): I don't care. I'm going to get with every supposed chick in the AN. Twice.

It the joke that keeps on joking.

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[14:54] Aryte Vesperia (COM): D:! Gtg, Kitsy threatening to kill me for being on.

[14:54] Aryte Vesperia (COM): BYE

[14:54] Aryte Vesperia is Offline

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Lolz Caine, I don't think anyone hates you for providing the most awesome kill EVER!

Seriously, 2 rifles, Keno with his 2 by 1 meter dual Chainguns and me sticking several sticky grenades. And RIGHT before we opened fire Sceptic said. uh.

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