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Quotes of Win

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[7:24] (COM): Ron Bleac: oic:agaresisdumb

[7:24] (COM): Ron Bleac: GODDAMNIT

[7:24] (COM): Ron Bleac: GFAEGHIUEHEIOGH

[7:24] (COM): Agares Tretiak: ...

[7:25] (COM): Vinnie Lei: Uh oooooooooooh

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[19:43] Trinity Heckroth: look at the map pic of chronus

[19:43] Trinity Heckroth: in the SW corner

[19:44] Kryo Recreant: ...

[19:44] Kryo Recreant: You're fucking kidding me.

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[19:25] Karlhockey Forte staples kineras boots to the floor

[19:25] Kinera Haiku: Ack.

[19:25] Karlhockey Forte: fffffff @__@

[19:25] Dascede Aluveaux: That's one helluva stapler.

[19:25] Alecto Sciarri: XD

[19:25] Karlhockey Forte: IT USES RAILROAD SPIKES

[19:25] Dascede Aluveaux: Dayyuum son

[19:26] Kinera Haiku: Through my feet?

[19:26] Typhon Perun: It's a Praetorian stapler, need we say more?

[19:26] Karlhockey Forte: possibly, or maybe, I am that good, that not your foot, but through the boot

[19:26] Alecto Sciarri: It's to hold all the notecards they have to read for Aryte. :V

[19:26] Kinera Haiku: Damn.

[19:26] Kinera Haiku: You're epic Karl.

[19:26] Kinera Haiku: Really, all purple and epicy.

[19:26] Karlhockey Forte: QUANTUM RAILROAD SPIKE STAPLER

[19:27] Karlhockey Forte: :V

[19:27] Alecto Sciarri: IT STAPLES AND YET DOES NOT STAPLE AT ONCE.

[19:27] Kinera Haiku: Halp, I am stuck to the floor.

[19:27] Kinera Haiku flails.

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[19:43] Trinity Heckroth: look at the map pic of chronus

[19:43] Trinity Heckroth: in the SW corner

[19:44] Kryo Recreant: ...

[19:44] Kryo Recreant: You're fucking kidding me.

I just had to look there trinity, I grew curious and...WOW.

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I just had to look there trinity, I grew curious and...WOW.

Once it has been seen it cannot be unseen. Just like when you notice the arrow in the fedex logo.

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[1:27] Ron Bleac: Nothing beats 9 foot tall bling encrusted hookers quadwielding chainguns.

[1:27] Ron Bleac: With huge asses.

:3

Cyphre? :teeth:

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Guy comes into narik wearing a fridge avatar, following conversation ensued between him and an S.Enlisted

[22:42] Foxmerc Winkoop: Be warned. If you go near a flag, you will be shot

[22:42] Refrigerator Haiku‧: oh, i was looking for the oven

[22:42] Foxmerc Winkoop‧: Next room over :>

[22:42] Refrigerator Haiku‧: THX

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[5:15:44] Nikeo Fairlock: sharks have no bones..

[5:15:59] Ron Bleac: Which raises the question of how Keller is able to stand.

[5:16:02] Keller Teichmann: Means we're flexible. :D

[5:16:09] Kinera Haiku: I don't want to know.

[5:16:10] Keller Teichmann: Through sheer willpower.

[5:16:12] Nrom Normandy: that's why the only thing you normally find which remains of a shark is the jaw and teeth

[5:16:13] Kinera Haiku: What you do

[5:16:16] Kinera Haiku: In your offtime

[5:16:17] Kinera Haiku: Keller

[5:16:23] Keller Teichmann: OH GOD DAMMIT

[5:16:26] Kinera Haiku: LOL

[5:16:27] Kinera Haiku: ilu

[5:16:28] Kinera Haiku: ♥

[5:16:31] Ron Bleac: Woah

[5:16:43] Ron Bleac: Wooooah

[5:16:57] Kinera Haiku: ?

[5:17:18] Ron Bleac: I'm not sure if I'm interpreting that joke correctly

[5:17:33] Nrom Normandy: innuendo, Ron

[5:17:38] Ron Bleac: Yes I know

[5:17:39] Keller Teichmann: Lets not pursue that line of inquiry any further, lest I get put in the Quotes of Win again. :<

[5:17:46] Ron Bleac: Too late

[5:17:47] Kinera Haiku: ...

[5:17:49] Kinera Haiku: Too late.

[5:17:51] Keller Teichmann: goddammit

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Ventrilo

Ron: That's how I do my Curia reports so well. All I have to do is stand in between two people having a fight and observe them both at the same time!

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[21:22] Kytec Switchblade: did you like the picture

[21:23] Kytec Switchblade: i told ethan it would take 15 minutes, only took 13

[21:23] Kytec Switchblade: xD

[21:23] Aelus Janus: wat

[21:24] Aelus Janus: LOL

[21:24] Aelus Janus: Well

[21:24] Aelus Janus: I think lol.

[21:24] Aelus Janus: Doesn't make much sense, but the picture is funny.

[21:26] Kytec Switchblade: Because Hawking is in reality the world's biggest pimp, and you still think his genious comes from intuitive theorizations and calculated research. In reality he just has amazing ideas while hes motor boating d cups.

aelusmotivational.jpg

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[19:15] Zerowinged Vasiliev: GARION AND I HAVE HAD A LONG STANDING NEGATIVE RELATIONSHIP

[19:16] Garion Lowenhardt: EXACTLY.

[19:16] Zerowinged Vasiliev: THE HATRED TURNED INTO LOVE

[19:16] Williamca Zenovka: How adorably gay :[

[19:16] Zerowinged Vasiliev: (No homo)

[19:16] Garion Lowenhardt: Haha.

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Hollowmenphobia - λ: 2 Actually, I have to run for sex.

Hollowmenphobia - λ: ALMOST

Hollowmenphobia - λ: ALMOOOSSSTT

Aryte: Wot?

Hollowmenphobia - λ: I almost put that in coms

Hollowmenphobia - λ: I met to put sec

TWO MINUTES LATER.

[11:24] (COM): Hollowmengitus Yifu: Actually, I have to run for sex.wut

[11:24] (COM): Kristian Kit: Aelus, intus has a chessboard that was like 2k, you could ask him

[11:24] (COM): Hollowmengitus Yifu: FUCK

[11:24] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: No way.

[11:24] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Noo waaay. LOL.

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[11:31] You: I left all the Junon groups, and now I realize that I have so much group space again.

[11:31] You: I am thinking of restarting in IEA :I

[11:32] Aryte Vesperia: LOL.

[11:32] Aryte Vesperia: GO FIND ME COOL JUNON PEOPLE.

[11:33] Aryte Vesperia: AND KIDNAP THEM.

[11:33] You: k

[11:33] Aryte Vesperia: [11:28] Corsi Mousehold: We had a fleet of good ones and then .... YA I WAN TA BE IN DA ORDOZ!

[11:30] Aryte Vesperia: Q_Q

[11:30] Aryte Vesperia: That's because Junon died and everyone cool came here.

[11:33] Aryte Vesperia: [11:33] Mercury: Lost contact: Karlhockey Forte

[11:33] Aryte Vesperia: LMAO

[11:33] You: YOU TOLD ME

[11:33] You: I WILL DELIVER

[11:33] Aryte Vesperia: [11:33] Corsi Mousehold: FUCKING ... AWESOME!

[11:33] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[11:44] You: +1 applicant incoming

[11:45] Aryte Vesperia: ..

[11:45] Aryte Vesperia: Wtf! LOL

[11:45] Aryte Vesperia: How .

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@Ratin:

[16:15] Licolas Smedley: algum de voces tem 500 ou 250 L$ para me emprestar

[16:15] Licolas's translator: some of you have 500 or 250 L $ to lend me

[16:15] Licolas Smedley: ?

[16:15] Licolas's translator: ?

[16:15] Licolas Smedley: por favor

[16:15] Licolas's translator: please

[16:16] Agares Tretiak: Sadly, I have no more.

[16:16] Licolas Smedley: os anjos

[16:16] Licolas's translator: angels

[16:16] Licolas Smedley: ?

[16:16] Licolas's translator: ?

[16:17] Licolas Smedley: ja volto

[16:17] Licolas's translator: ja back

[16:17] Agares Tretiak: By his glorious name...

[16:17] Licolas Smedley: eu ja volto

[16:17] Licolas's translator: I'll be back

[16:18] Drasamax Python: Angels lol

[16:18] Lunus Ferraris: Eh?

[16:18] Drasamax Python: That guy called us both angels

[16:18] Drasamax Python: :P

[16:18] Lunus Ferraris: What guy?

[16:18] Agares Tretiak: The red Space Marine.

[16:18] Drasamax Python: The space marine guy that just walked away

[16:19] Lunus Ferraris: The guy speaking spanish?

[16:19] Drasamax Python: probably, has a translator

[16:19] Agares Tretiak: Portugese.

[16:19] Lunus Ferraris nods

2 Minutes later

[16:23] Licolas Smedley: voces sabem onde posso achar uma boa armadura

[16:23] Licolas's translator: You know where can I find a good armor

[16:23] Licolas Smedley: ?

[16:23] Licolas's translator: ?

[16:23] Lunus Ferraris: Sadly no i do not

Apparently Lunus and I are now angels.

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Thatguy asking me on vent where my god is.

[20:27] Keller Teichmann: Where is my god?

[20:27] Keller Teichmann: I am god.

[20:27] Keller Teichmann: :D

[20:27] Moderation: Teleporting thatguy Andel home.

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[15:52] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: but yeah, fruit nicknames are like pilot callsigns. You dont get to pick it yourself, your comrades do. And you deal with it. So Erik, you are now Kiwi.

[15:53] (COM): Nrom Normandy: I crashed Erik with a question

[15:53] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: you crashed who?

[15:53] (COM): Nrom Normandy: ... Kiwi

[15:53] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: there we go.

[15:53] (COM): DarkHades Demonia: where is kiwi?

[15:53] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: Kiwi crashed

[15:53] (COM): Radryl Allen: Seems that I got online right in the time.

[15:54] (COM): DarkHades Demonia: Once again anybody know Lindman?

[15:54] (COM): Wesley Paine: Kiwi was over there with him for a while

... LOL!

... and to the fine print:

starting to just go with the name Kiwi now.

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[13:55] Azoth Zsun: just like your first nickname is kiwi

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: Strawberry, Grapefruit, Cherry, Pommegrenate.

[13:55] Mercury: Lost contact: Daffee Vita

[13:55] Sekonda Huet: So

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: Ron would be Pommegrenate.

[13:55] Sekonda Huet: Anyone wanna Touch 8D my tail? :3c

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: Trinity, respectively; Cherry

[13:55] Sekonda Huet: It's fluffy and full of needles and guinness.

[13:55] Sekonda Huet: trinity

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: Nrom, Grapefruit

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: annnd.

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: Geno: Grapes.

[13:55] Sekonda Huet: I think eriksson is calling your vagina virginal. :o

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: LOL

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: NO

[13:55] Sekonda Huet: How rude

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: LOLNO

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: NO

[13:55] Sekonda Huet: You sir are disgusting.

[13:55] Sekonda Huet: Get away

[13:56] Azoth Zsun: HAH

[13:56] Sekonda Huet: I'm a fucking potato! >:U

[13:56] Azoth Zsun: quoted

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[13:55] Sekonda Huet: I think eriksson is calling your vagina virginal. :o

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: LOL

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: NO

[13:55] Sekonda Huet: How rude

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: LOLNO

[13:55] Eriksson Foxtrot: NO

What are you tryin' to say, Kiwi?

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[16:33] You sense a disturbance in the force... (Tiridates Mikadze is typing)

[16:33] Tiridates Mikadze: http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b0134849da0e0970c-pi

[16:34] Tiridates Mikadze: WHAT

[16:34] Tiridates Mikadze: MATERIAL WEALTH

[16:34] Tiridates Mikadze: DO YOU WISH FOR?

[16:34] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Uh...a custom Mixed Candy fursuit? :o

[16:34] Tiridates Mikadze: THE CONTRACT IS SEALED.

[16:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: :D

[16:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: THANKS BIRTHDAY SKELETON ^.^

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[21:26] Steeltael Lykin: Garion

[21:27] Steeltael Lykin: help me mod the fuck outta myself

[21:27] Steeltael Lykin: cause I suck at it

[21:27] Garion Lowenhardt: I'll help you mod.

[21:27] Garion Lowenhardt: IF.

[21:27] Steeltael Lykin: its Steeltael makeover time

[21:27] Garion Lowenhardt: You go human for 10 days.

[21:27] Steeltael Lykin: ....

[21:27] zanndor Aeon: HA

[21:27] zanndor Aeon: HAHA

[21:27] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[21:27] Steeltael Lykin: ............

[21:27] zanndor Aeon: HEY

[21:27] zanndor Aeon: I HAD TO GO FURRY FOR A WEEK

[21:27] Steeltael Lykin: oh well.. Guess i'll figure it out myself :)~

[21:27] zanndor Aeon: I DONT WANT TO HEAR SHIT

[21:28] Steeltael Lykin: <3

[21:29] Steeltael Lykin: WHY human?!?1

[21:29] Steeltael Lykin: WHY!!

[21:30] zanndor Aeon: why furry

[21:30] zanndor Aeon: WHY

[21:30] Garion Lowenhardt: It's just 10 days.

[21:30] Steeltael Lykin: CAUSE I DIG THE PORN

[21:30] Garion Lowenhardt: ...

[21:30] Garion Lowenhardt: Wow.

[21:30] zanndor Aeon facepalm

[21:30] Garion Lowenhardt: You do realize that's going on the forums.

[21:30] zanndor Aeon: HAHAA

[21:30] zanndor Aeon: YES

[21:30] zanndor Aeon: HI

[21:30] Steeltael Lykin: fucker

[21:30] zanndor Aeon: Hi5!

[21:30] Steeltael Lykin: goddamnit

[21:30] Mercury: New contact: Theodore Belgar

[21:30] Steeltael Lykin: I know now..anything else I say will only make it sound worse.

[21:31] Steeltael Lykin: and will also go to the forums

[21:31] Garion Lowenhardt: Pretty much.

[21:31] zanndor Aeon: (^^ All that going on forums)

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[20:14] Eriksson Foxtrot: Maverick, everytime I look at you... You've got the shotgun raised. It's funny. Lol

[20:15] Maverick Garfield: I like my boomsticks

[20:15] Kryo Recreant: He don't like you being on his porch.

[20:15] Eriksson Foxtrot: LOL

[20:15] Azoth Zsun is Online

[20:15] zanndor Aeon: Quoted

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