Quotes of Win

[Johann]

Deleted post was deleted. :V

[Aryte]

IT WAS LIKE MURR PURR RP. >:[

[RazorFox]

Murr purr RP logs are only funny if they begin with robes and wizard hats and end with quotes from Skeet Fighter.

[Jake Stoanes]

[9:24] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: I dun even want to know.

[9:24] (COM): DarkHades Demonia: Which country have the easiest girl to have sex?

Edited July 8, 2010 by Jake Stoanes

[Jake Stoanes]

[9:53] Nikki4 Aquitaine: African tribesmen believe toast steals your soul

[Corsi Mousehold]

Ethan Schuman: Put on a civilian avatar and go check out the sim Primus Weapons Region.

Ethan Schuman: I have no idea what's there.

Ethan Schuman: It was mentioned as a combat sim on a JIRA.

Corsi Mousehold: OH YEAH GREAT COMBAT ...

Corsi Mousehold: If you want to go fuck people.

Corsi Mousehold: Gorean

Ethan Schuman: *Puts on his robe and wizard hat* Let's roll.

Corsi Mousehold: ....

Corsi Mousehold: Sorry Jake not interested.

[Anlysia Gregoire]

Murr purr RP logs are only funny if they begin with robes and wizard hats and end with quotes from Skeet Fighter.

SONIC BOOOOOOBS

[Johann]

ITT: Butthurt

[Cygna]

ITT: QUOTES TOO

AND MY AXE

[Jester Spearmann]

[1:42] Caine Constantine: Christoph, if you can get your eyes off my crotch for a second, the entire virtual world is splayed out before you.

[Genostrike Sautereau]

[18:10] Torbal Go: So, who do we talk to about tech again?

[18:10] Garion Lowenhardt: I'd contact our leader, Aryte Vesperia.

[18:10] Garion Lowenhardt: If I were you.

[18:11] Torbal Go: Excellent, thank you for the info. Is she online now do you know?

[18:11] Garion Lowenhardt: He.

[18:11] Garion Lowenhardt: And Negative.

[Akara]

[16:55] Anlysia Gregoire: The MEGAGUN.

[16:55] Nikki4 Aquitaine: lets have that too

[16:55] Tsume Xiao: YES

[16:55] Mercury: New contact: Nrom Normandy

[16:55] Tsume Xiao: I SUPPORT THE MEGAGUN

[16:55] Keller Teichmann: We don't script jamming and cook-offs into our guns.

[16:55] Disembodied Hand: I wouldnt rely on mesh, Half of the team was either fired of quit and its on pause until further notice

[16:55] Tsume Xiao: Lol.

[16:55] Aryte Vesperia: All of AC: "MEGAGUN. TELL KELLER TO MAKE THE MEGACUM."

[Anlysia Gregoire]

IMMORTALIZED

[Lanny Ansar]

(Okay, so this isn't an SL quote or from the Ordo, but this was actually a conversation in Zone Chat on Earth Spacedock, Star Trek Online.)

(Note: I don't remember all of the names.)

Zone #1: i have 16 illegitimate kids

Me: Sweet dude. Can i buy one from you? i really need to get some of these dishes and laundry done.

Zone #1: lol

#1: 50 bucks and he's yours

Me: Make it 30 and i'll toss in a ShamWow.

Zone #1: ...deal

Zone #2: I woulda done it for just the ShamWow...

Me: You'll say WOW every time! as in "Wow, i just sold a small child into slavery for a wierd Yellow Sponge Towel!"

Zone #2: But it's made by the Germans. You know they make good stuff...

[Ciel Eilde]

At [EXL] Boneyard, using the BRAK machines;

Steetael's luck;

[6:35:54] Steeltael Lykin puts their card into BRAK and redeems a voucher.

[6:35:56] First digit: 1

[6:35:58] Second digit: 4

[6:36:00] Third digit: 7

[6:36:02] Total: 12

[6:36:03] Steeltael Lykin wins a boot to the ass!

[6:37:15] Steeltael Lykin puts their card into BRAK and redeems a voucher.

[6:37:17] First digit: 4

[6:37:19] Second digit: 4

[6:37:21] Third digit: 4

[6:37:23] Total: 12

[6:37:24] Steeltael Lykin wins 1 random prize and 2 vouchers and a boot to the ass!

[Kellervo]

[19:26] Keller Teichmann puts the following in big, capital letters.

...

[19:26] Keller Teichmann: IF YOU GUYS BEHAVE

[19:26] Eriksson Foxtrot: Wow

[19:26] Keller Teichmann: BEHAVE

[19:26] Wesley Paine: Invictus..behave?

[19:26] Wesley Paine: LOL

[19:26] Maverick Garfield: I'm always good

[19:26] zanndor Aeon: We're...

[19:26] zanndor Aeon: He

[19:26] Garion Lowenhardt: We've been doing pretty good, Keller :<

[19:26] Eriksson Foxtrot: That'll be hard

[19:26] Maverick Garfield: um

[19:26] Keller Teichmann: I know, I might as well be asking Christoph to be competent. :<

[RazorFox]

[2:51] thatguy Andel: LO, MY BROTHER OF THE NORTH

[2:52] Petros Siamendes: Uhh.

[2:52] Petros Siamendes: HOW GOES.

[2:52] Petros Siamendes: Etc.

[2:52] thatguy Andel: WE HAVE CONQUERED MANY VILAGES

[2:52] thatguy Andel: BURNED MANY WOMEN, AND RAPED MANY HOUSES

[Ron Bleac]

[15:09] Ron Bleac: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

[15:09] Ron Bleac: IS THIS JUST FANTASY

[15:09] Ron Bleac: CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE

[15:09] Ron Bleac: NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY

[15:09] Ron Bleac: OPEN YOUR EYES

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: OPEN YOUR EYES

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: LOOK UP TO THE SKIES

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: AND SEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[15:10] Ron Bleac: AND SEEEEE

[15:10] Ron Bleac: I'M JUST A POOR BOY

[15:10] Ron Bleac: I NEED NO SYMPATHY

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: CAUSE IM EASY COME

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: EASY GO

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: LITTLE HIGH

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: LITTLE LOW

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: DOESNT EVEN MATTER TO ME

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: TOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEE

[15:10] Ron Bleac: TOOOO MEEEEEEEEE

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: MAM

[15:10] Trinity Heckroth: A

[15:11] Radar Base: Lost contact: Arokh Takakura

[15:11] Mercury: Lost contact: Arokh Takakura

[15:11] Ron Bleac: JUST KILLED A MAN

[15:11] Ron Bleac: PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD

[15:11] Ron Bleac: PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HE'S DEAD

[15:11] Trinity Heckroth: MAMAAAAAAAA

[15:11] Ron Bleac: LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN

[15:11] Ron Bleac: BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY

[15:11] Ron Bleac: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[15:11] Trinity Heckroth: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[15:11] Trinity Heckroth: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[15:11] Ron Bleac: OOOOOOOO-OOO-OO

[15:11] Ron Bleac: DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

[15:11] Ron Bleac: IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW, CARRY ON, CARRY ON

[15:11] Trinity Heckroth: IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW

[15:11] Fyrina Dreamscape is Offline

[15:11] Trinity Heckroth: AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

[15:11] Ron Bleac: *PIANO*

[15:11] Zdax Hornet is Online

[15:11] Ron Bleac: TOO LATE

[15:12] Ron Bleac: MY TIME HAS COME

[15:12] Trinity Heckroth: SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE

[15:12] Trinity Heckroth: BODY'S ACHING ALL THE TIME

[15:12] Ron Bleac: GOODBYE EVERYBODY

[15:12] Ron Bleac: I'VE GOT TO GO

[15:12] Radar Base: Lost contact: Awanken Wasp

[15:12] Mercury: Lost contact: Awanken Wasp

[15:12] Ron Bleac: GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND AND FACE THE TRUTH

[15:12] Ron Bleac: MAMAAAAAAAAAA

[15:12] Trinity Heckroth: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA

[15:12] Trinity Heckroth: OOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOO-OOOOOO

[15:12] Ron Bleac: I DON'T WANNA DIE

[15:12] Ron Bleac: SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL

[15:12] Ron Bleac air guitars

[15:12] Trinity Heckroth: I SEE A LITTLE SILLUEHTTO OF A MAN

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: SCARAMOOSH SCARAMOOSH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO

[15:13] Ron Bleac: THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING

[15:13] Ron Bleac: VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: ME

[15:13] Ron Bleac: GALILEO

[15:13] Ron Bleac: GALILEO

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: GALILEO

[15:13] Ron Bleac: GALILEO FIGARO

[15:13] Ron Bleac: MAGNIFICOOOOOO

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: BEELZIBUB

[15:13] Ron Bleac: I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: oh shit

[15:13] Ron Bleac: .. WTF BEELZEBUB?

[15:13] Ron Bleac: BISMILLAH

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: NOO

[15:13] MikeMurdock McMillan is Offline

[15:13] Ron Bleac: WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: WE WILL NOT LET HIM GO

[15:13] Trinity Heckroth: LET ME GO

[15:14] Ron Bleac: GOOO OO OO OO OO OO NO NO NO NO NO

[15:14] Trinity Heckroth: IM JUST A POOR BOY

[15:14] Mercury: New contact: Atrius Clarity

[15:14] Ron Bleac: BEELZEBUB HAS THE DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME OR WHATEVER

[15:14] Trinity Heckroth: NOBODY LOVES ME

[15:14] Ron Bleac: NANANANANANA

[15:14] Ron Bleac: NANANANANANANANANA

[15:14] Ron Bleac: NAAA NA NA AN NAANANANAN

[15:14] Ron Bleac: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOMP ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE

[15:14] Ron Bleac: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE?

[15:14] Ron Bleac: OOOOOOOOH BAYBEEEEE

[15:14] Ron Bleac: *UNINTELLIGIBLE*

[15:14] Trinity Heckroth: JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT

[15:14] Ron Bleac: JUST GOTTA GET OUT, GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HERE

[15:14] Ron Bleac: NANANANANANANAA

[15:14] Trinity Heckroth: JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUT OF HEREEEEEEEEE

[15:14] Ron Bleac air guitars furiously

[15:15] Trinity Heckroth: (ITS OOOOOOOH BABY, DONT DO THIS TO ME BABY)

[15:15] Corsi Mousehold is Offline

[15:15] Ron Bleac: oooooooo ooooooo

[15:15] Ron Bleac: OOO OOOO OOO

[15:15] Ron Bleac: OOOOooOOo

[15:15] Ron Bleac air guitars. BEHIND HIS BACK.

[15:15] Ron Bleac: Nothing really matters, anyone can see..

[15:15] Ron Bleac: Nothing really matters, nothing really matters.. to MEEEEE~

[15:15] Varian Deceit is Offline

[15:15] Radar Base: Lost contact: Atrius Clarity

[15:15] Mercury: Lost contact: Atrius Clarity

[15:15] Ron Bleac: nunununo naaaaa

[15:15] Billyjoe Benoir is Online

[15:15] Ron Bleac: na na naaaa..

[15:15] Corsi Mousehold is Online

[15:15] Schoonover Ysabel is Online

[15:15] Ron Bleac: anywhere the wind blows..~

[15:16] Ron Bleac: fin

[15:16] Trinity Heckroth: amazing

[15:16] Ron Bleac: quotes of win

[RazorFox]

Bravissimo.

[Drasamax Python]

Lupus and I playing with a battler script on msn:

Redzus says (9:03 PM):

*-use Screaming

Dra-Sama~ says (9:03 PM):

*

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| LUPUS used

| SCREAMING !

|

| DRASAMAX recieved 21 damage!

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| DRASAMAX: 187 /510 HP

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*-use Firaga

*

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| DRASAMAX used

| FIRAGA!

|

| LUPUS recieved 57 damage!

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| LUPUS: 67 /428 HP

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Redzus says (9:03 PM):

*-use Furaffinity Porn

Dra-Sama~ says (9:03 PM):

*

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| Critical hit!

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*

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| LUPUS used

| FURAFFINITY PORN !

|

| DRASAMAX recieved 243 damage!

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| DRASAMAX: 0 /510 HP

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*

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| Redzus defeated Dra-Sama~!

| Redzus earnt P 74!

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*lmaoo

Redzus says (9:03 PM):

*ha ha ha ^^

[Ciel Eilde]

[3:18:30] Ron Bleac: Eriksson's a dirty furry.

[3:18:38] Eriksson Foxtrot: Wow Ron

[3:18:51] Eriksson Foxtrot: LOOKS LIKE RON HAS A CRUSH

[3:18:56] Ron Bleac: Eriksson

[3:19:02] Ron Bleac: Will you marry me?

[3:19:06] Ciel Eilde: O:

[3:19:08] Eriksson Foxtrot: HELL YES

[Firefox Breed]

[3:23] Eriksson Foxtrot: Ciel

[3:23] Eriksson Foxtrot: Ill take you to the mcDonalds at New Jessie

[3:23] Eriksson Foxtrot: Ill serve you a bullet.

[Trinity Heckroth]

On AIM with Zrazor

Me -

Can we hug IRL?

Zrazor -

HELL YES WE CAN HUG IRL

[Ron Bleac]

[Firefox Breed]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

I PLEAD GUILTY HEATHER