Keystone Gray Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Project X284ATOP SECRETClearance required:Angel/0AThrone/6GDomination/5F Investiation Status: OngoingAgents Filing: FA-02, GT-75, LS-62, ER-05Facility / Medium: Laboratory G38, TitanSummary: Findings by this scouting team were more than conclusive. Up until recently we have been using drones. This process was tedious and yielded few results. Scouting team members (Henceforth referenced: "Wraith") entered the condemned laboratory via utilization of X-T-GHOST. Malformation to blast door was minimal and remained in place, as usual. Wraith entered project G38 technology "Portal" device after determining the safety of such a transfer and proceeded into alternate dimension. Returned after gathering findings.Details of Investigation: Wraith team exited G38 Portal in the exact location entered, only in separate space. Complex was in the same state as our dimension, with the bodies of science team members in the same locations, only they seem to be in different assortments of species than our own research teams. Exited facility via blast door, with utilization of X-T-GHOST. Blast door malformation was minimal.State of area outside Dimension 2 (Henceforth referenced: "D-2") G38 Facility is similar to Dimension 1 (Henceforth referenced: "D-1"). Oxygen present. Wraith Team removed respirators and activated RAPTOR-7 Cloaking devices and proceeded five miles south-east to the 34ID Titan Outpost D-2, which was occupied and in similar state to 34ID Titan Outpost D-1.Findings were disturbing. Wraith Team explored the outpost and procured copies of documents detailing command structure of Ordo Imperialis D-2.o) [The Imperator]:Nanao Mahfouzo) [The Praetorian Guard]:Eye Korobase (Praefectus)Eye Korobase's MotherMatt DamonA Little GirlAnother Little Girlo) [The Frumentarii]:Externus Primus: Doctor DickInternus Primus: Wilford BrimleyFrumentarii Validus: Doctor Steel (Have fun!;D)o) [Officium Curia]:Curia Consul: Anshe Chung (Might as well be.)Curia Consul Assistant: A Headcrabo) [Terra]:Legates: Bruno ZiskeyCenturion: Lordbob Boao) [Astra]: Legates: Diablos KorobaseCenturion: Jesus Christ (Inactive due to computer problems, will return in 2012.)o) [Janitorum]:Head Custodian: Aryte VesperiaAlso among collected data was information on enemy military groups:1942Leader: Christoph NaumovaCo-Lead: Ethan SchumanTechnology: Equipment stolen from the video game Battlefield 1942. Weapons are inferior and therefore do not concern the Ordo Imperialis D-2.SpartaLeader: Keno PontopiddanCo-Leader: Another little girl.Technology: Well designed, well scripted weaponry.Other info: The largest and most competent military on the Grid. A member of the Iron Symphony.Additionally, individuals who appear in one form in D-1 look either slightly or entirely different in D-2. Examples: Keystone Gray D-2 is a dragon, Keller Teichmann D-2 is female, Intus Infinity D-2 is not a trap, Karlhockey Forte D-2 is human, Lestat Umarov D-2 is a prostitute, Lurdan Huszar D-2 is a flamboyant furry who spends most of his time in the Straight Yiffy Club, Takkun Gray D-2 likes Ordo and hates the Merczateers, and Kytec Switchblade D-2 is a homeless bum who begs for money out in front of Titan Industries. It is particularly noteworthy to add that a select few of these second dimension versions of these individuals may be intentionally invading our dimension and posing as their D-1 versions of themselves, but not necessarily all of them. Recommend warning Ordo Imperialis D-1 of this fact.On this note, most furries in D-2 are straight, as opposed to most being gay. Most humans in D-2 are inversely and openly homosexual, and highly repressed. Wraith Team member FA-02 experimented with this factor by setting a human on fire publicly in D-2 and was not punished for such, and was actually rewarded and prided for "purging the heresy that is yaff."Wraith Team would like to formally request psychiatric review and mental conditioning, potentially mind wipes, to be added to the official debrief for mission X284A-P9.Dear god, what the FUCK did we just step out of?END REPORT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Russell Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 LOL'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kytec Switchblade Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 roflmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Haha, really good read. :shades: Rated 5/5 Stars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gunau Sodwind Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Tl;DR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streleks Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 MIND = BLOWN.And in this world I also play Pyro!...OH GOD IT TRULY IS HELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tiridates Mikadze Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Have them all executed for baring the taint, investigate a means of purging that universe, and bring me another bagel, if you'd be so kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 JANITORIUM 4 LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Heckroth Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 wonder what color my D-2 hair was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keystone Gray Posted June 21, 2009 Author Share Posted June 21, 2009 Investiation Status: OngoingAgents Filing: FA-02, GT-75, LS-62, ER-05Facility / Medium: Laboratory G38, TitanFA-02, GT-75, LS-62, ER-05FA-GT-LS-ER-5And Trinity, they didn't say, but I think you wouldn't have different color hair as much as you'd have a mustache and a goatee.ARYTE FOR JANITOR 2010! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
