Pseudo-Achievement Thread

[Jayce Iredell]

I am bored, and figured for the hell of it lets do something creative and witty and make a thread for Second Life Combat based around achievements.

The rules are simple:

Be respectful, Creative, and Funny.

First off, come up with a name for the achievement, something that corresponds to the achievement indirectly or directly is fine. Then write the achievement itself, be tactful and lets not get carried away with ourselves.

Here is my achievement to start things off:

FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN... - Survived the reign of Spartan King, Bruno Ziskey.

[Zerowinged Vasiliev]

"Frag Whore" - Kill 50 enemies in a one hour raid while only using Ordo standard issue frag grenades.

That one sounds funny.

[Tenaki Kupferberg]

"Robots" - You were told not to.

<3 Arokh

[Arc Vyper]

"Monkey Wrench" - Take out 3 machines of war by yourself during an offensive/defensive action.

"Laurel Wreath" - Successfully acheive 3 combat acheivements.

[Eriksson Foxtrot]

"Beginner's Luck..." - Win one of your first ten raids without getting killed with killing at least a minimum of five hostiles. (Could be obtained after the post date of this.)

"Kamikaze" - Self-explanatory.

"Two for One deal" - Two kills w/ one shot.

"M.V.P" - Most valuable combatant to their raid party.

"Too late." - Cook a grenade too long.

"Habs Fan" - Cheer for the Montréal Canadiens in SL.

[Desereck Creeggan]

"..." - Accidentaly the entire officer corps (or everyone standing around you)

[Cygna]

"High-roller" - Kill more than 10 people with a grenade.

[Arc Vyper]

"Two for One deal" - Two kills w/ one shot.

Is that even possible? I thought once the prim hit someone it disappeared, unless your gun is scripted to not do it, which is sort of bad. Even if you managed to do the Wanted thing and turn it sideways I'm pretty sure you can only kill one person at a time ;o

[Eriksson Foxtrot]

It could be very possible, there is a certain amount of time of which the bullet is scripted to die at, probably in milliseconds after hitting, or on the rare occasion, seconds.

I look at it as this: Each Avatar is equal to one prim. When spraying bullets at a prim wall, you get rebounds which in my perspective could kill one avatar, bounce of him then hit and kill another avatar.

Thus if this would be an Xbox related achievement, it'd have to earn a good 150 GP.

[Akara]

"Murder Death Kill" - Kill 2 or more civilians while defending Titan.

"Nobody Saw Anything" - Kill an unwanted neutral.

"Who's the New Guy?" - Discover 1 of Aryte's secret alts.

"You know you've played SL too much when..." - Discover all of Aryte's secret alts.

"Border Control" - Accidently fall into Chronus during a battle.

"Breach in Health and Saftey" - Scale the tallest buildings in Titan with the grappling hook.

"You were warned..." - Fall off the tallest buildings in Titan.

Edited May 15, 2010 by Nikki4 Aquitaine

[Jayce Iredell]

Focus on the... - Survived all 36 minutes of the Everlasting Snowmew.

[RazorFox]

"BASE Jumper" - Parachute off of the tallest tower in Titan.

"Ultimate BASE Jumper" - Parachute out of the moonbase.

"I ain't even do nuttin" - Get banned from a sim during a raid in spite of having not broken any rules.

"PLUR" - Participate in one of Zrazor's impromptu moonbase raves.

[Kellervo]

"Spiderman" - Grapple up onto the Invictus Station.

"Triage" - Medic for an entire raid / defense.

"It's a plane, no, it's an avatar, no, it's a tank!" - Incur the 2142 tank-jet's wrath.

"Invictus 101" - Wipe out a medic point all on your own.

"Antesignani 101" - Kill an enemy tank and survive with 90+ HP.

"Insidiae 101" - Use your C4 HUD to kill six men with three remote detonations.

"Martyrdom Noob" - Kill yourself and two enemies with a contact frag grenade.

"Ordo: Always on Top" - Roll your tank ontop of a TAC tank.

[RazorFox]

"Praetorian Ninjutsu" - Randomly appear behind someone, say something, then have them turn around and be all like "WHERE THE FUCK YOU COME FROM? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU," and respond with "We do that."

"Nostalgia Trip" - Capture all the flags for Ordo in the New Jessie Vae Victus while wearing any set of old armor and using the M4A1 (AXE).

[Jester Spearmann]

"Nostalgia Trip" - Capture all the flags for Ordo in the New Jessie Vae Victus while wearing any set of old armor and using the M4A1 (AXE).

Done that just recently :D

[Eriksson Foxtrot]

"The Anti-AFK Enforcer" - Use a phys-prim and push AFK Personnel to the armory. (If not already there.)

[RazorFox]

"The Pen is Mightier than the Ultor" - Write 100 combat reports.

[Keystone Gray]

Offensive Achievements

Flash and Clear (10g) - Flashbang a group of 2 or more enemies and eliminate them before the effect wears off.

Scoped and Dropped (25g) - Assassinate an enemy military's top commander, with a semi auto weapon, from at least 200m.

Mission Accomplished (25g) - On an objective-based sim, successfully complete the objective (flag, demolition, etc.)

Terminator (100g) - After a pull-out order has been issued on last-death, continue to survive and dominate the enemy for 5 more minutes beyond your teammates.

Defensive Achievements

Whites of Their Eyes (10g) - Score a musket kill on an attacker.

G-Unit (10g) - Score a kill on an attacker that is using a Carducci weapon or gangster avatar.

Homeland Defender (10g) - Defend for 2 hours straight without taking a break.

Servant of the Imperator (25g) - Defend for 5 hours straight without taking a break.

Adult Undergarments (50g) - Defend for 8 hours straight without taking a break.

Misc. Achievements

Sam Fisher (100g) - Kill a Blood Fist member before they recognize your presence and ban you.

Gentlemen (25g) - Successfully infiltrate an enemy compound (on your main account) by convincing a guard that you're there to help them.

Shapeshifting Rat (50g) - Successfully infiltrate an enemy compound (on your main account) by disguising in enemy tag and armor.

Fed the Fish (Rank 1) (10g) - Push a cadet into the river.

Fed the Fish (Rank 2) (25g) - Push an (un)welcomed guest into the river.

Fed the Fish (Rank 3) (50g) - Feed Keller.

[Zerowinged Vasiliev]

"Rat bastard?" (25G) - Kill an enemy on the "Vertical Life 1.5.8" Client and have them claim you were wireframming and ban you.

"Taking the bullet." (100G) - Jump in front of a bullet to protect the Imperator.

"600 grains of Get the Fuck out." (200G) - Kill a moving target from over 250m away with one bullet from a sniper rifle.

"Mercy for the damned" (10G) - Kill a attacker that is already falling to his death in the river.

"The Last Stand." (200G) - Kill 50+ enemies after the "RTB on Death" order is called.

"Explosives Marksman." (250G) - Kill an enemy that is falling out of the air with a single unguided pilum rocket.

"Through the scope." (10G) - Counter-snipe an enemy sniper.

"Sniper Jesus" (1000G) - Record yourself falling from 4,000m during an enemy attack while spinning, stop spinning 25m above the ground, and successfully land a one-shot kill from a sim-length away (You must fall from 4,000m to the ground un-interrupted).

"Montage." (10G) - Star as a background character in a Official Ordo Movie.

"Hollywood." (25G) - Star as the main character in an Official Ordo Movie.

[Jayce Iredell]

Frumentarii, Frumentarii, Frumentarii! - This is a secret achievement, unlock it to learn more about it.

[Niiya Narayan]

"zzzZZZ" - Fall asleep on Ventrilo.

[RazorFox]

"Hollywood." (25G) - Star as the main character in an Official Ordo Movie.

Welp, Rygads has a green screen in the basement and he has that Adobe Aftereffects thing. Think I know what I'm doin next weekend.

[Desereck Creeggan]

It could be very possible, there is a certain amount of time of which the bullet is scripted to die at, probably in milliseconds after hitting, or on the rare occasion, seconds.

Impossible. Bullets even set to llDamage(1); which would do 1 damage to you, instantly die on contact with an avatar. They do not with prims, which is why

collision_start(integer lolololol_lol)

{

llDie();

}

is used to kill the prim on collision with an object (not with land though, land_collision or something is used for that). Even as fast as that seems, scripts have a hard time in lag telling when it hits something, which is why they bounce of prims before dying.

The more you know

[Sera Otoro]

"The Pen is Mightier than the Ultor" - Write 100 combat reports.

bargo already got this... :D

"zzzZZZ" - Fall asleep on Ventrilo.

special thanks to tsume for helping me get this one... :P

[Tsume Xiao]

"Hebrew Hammer" - Unlock the special Easter egg in the Benelli M4 v2.0

"Solving Practical Problems" - Survive one of Tsume's rants about guns and engineering.

"Doing it wrong" - Survive one of Tsume's rants about how weapon company X's weapon in SL is totally bogus and unrealistic.

"Jew-gantor!" - Get a screenshot of the modified Venerator that is known as the "Jew-erator"