["Vae Victus" - Meet the members of Invictus!]

Where's the giddy pyromaniac who kills his squad by accident on purpose?

[Swine Flu]

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

YES. PANIC.

[Keller's To-Do List]

--Addendum to Flippur's list--

Awesome Cheeso Secret Projekt

Build: 100%

Scripting: Wot%

Animations: Probably%

Sounds: 100%

[Proof of natural selection among humans.]

16. Communism

[Bacon..]

This: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

Needed to exist

[Dat ass]

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

[Hello loyalist filth!]

That post failed so hard I died a little inside.

[A day in the life of an Angry Marine.]

Id4chan entry on angry marines. Several pages of massive lulz. Look at the angry marine titan.

LAND RAIDER LAUNCHERS!

UNNECESSARY UNDER SLUNG UNDER SLUNG CHAINSWORDS.

[Post Your Desktop]

My extremely well organized and clean desktop.

[Ordo Do's and Don'ts]

IMPERATOR VESPARIA IS AAAAANGRY! SOME PRAETORIAN, BRING HIM HIS AAAAAAANGRY TIE!

[Unity Coalition?]

Politely attach notes to the bombs and inform the men on the ground of the impending danger. That way they can be calm and at peace with their gods before they are violently snuffed out and obliterated.

[Chaos Karaoke]

I like the random screams in the background.

[hail to the king baby]

Am I the only one who got the joke about ladiesman217?

[fire]

Video is no longer available.

[[OLD] Chaos Imperialis: Roster]

Terrick Rieko = Atribi Paulse Still, Yet hes still a Mercz. how quaint.

Terrick Rwhatever = Selkra Munro = Atribi Paulse = a few other people I could mention.

[MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH]

No you don't need any fucking trucks!

[MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH]

I approve this message.

[[OLD] Chaos Imperialis: Roster]

Terrick Rieko. Saw him in armor and tag earlier. Gave him a fancy powdered wig to go with his chaos armor.

[Main Door issues]

I honestly thought the doors were just open, or not rendering on my client. They can be hacked?

[Important: On Friendly Fire]

I have no idea why this thread is still relevant. None at all. Nosir. Not a clue.

[The Imperiosus Cult Liturgy]

31116 Crush the roasted beans.

31117 Intone as you infuse them in boiling water.

31118 Prepare the golden filter and pour the sacred cup.

31119 Offer it to his pleasure.

31120 Ask yourself, "Does this serve the Imperium?"

I lol'd.

[Titan Product Testing Range]

I usually bugtest shit on Titan. It's so much more fun for a weapon to misfire horribly and kill everyone by accident.

[Mech Stomping]

But... dey's ded stompy Boss! 'Owz we sposed to squish da enemies and make da dakka dakka wit'out stompin?

[Updated! Our Expectations]

o) The Ordo Imperialis and its personnel hold all rights to, at any time:

- Make direct orders to any/all visitors inside Ordo Imperialis controlled locations.

- Publicly execute visitors with and/or without reason or explanation.

- Begin combat with avatars regardless of military affiliations.

Best Regulation: EVER. >_>

[Fairlight Weapons]

To be honest, this sounds less like an investigation, and more like a compilation of unfounded rumors and mystical SL technologies. I remember a complaint about the Punisher mech the Ordo used having, what was it, "reverse passive push defence shielding?" Let's string fancy words together and make awesome imaginary features now, shall we? I'm glad I haven't been "investigated" like this, I'd suddenly be selling fully automatic nuke launchers. (For the record, just because -I- have then doesn't mean I sell them. >_>) Hopefully for part 2, you'll at least get some interviews with people who know what's up, not the random "Oh ya they lag and are tracking. Also they have shields and auto-dodgers."