Agares Tretiak

I've got my own blog now! It's about tanks and other stuff that interests me: https://mistertretiakpresents.wordpress.com/

While I cannot speak for others, it's always good to reflect on what a wonderful community we have in the Ordo Imperialis. :D

Awww.

Ok, let me do my thing then, "No, you crazy person of the female body parts. Die in a fire."

Pffft

OH GOD IT'S THAT CRASH FELLOW.

WHAT? NO. I NEED YOU BACK HERE, SOLDIER. >:(

Don't forget bread coloring. Like a creamy, light brown or some such.

Actually, I think it should be an owl, instead of a lynx

I smell the suffering of the undeserving from a mile away. THis may be partially due to them also not bathing.

Get that controller out of your mouth and use it properly!

Dear ribena, where the bloody hell are you?

Sincerely,

Agares.

A british tar is a soaring soul, as free as the mountain air!

Colonel mustard in the drawing room with an automatic pistol.

Surprise! A secret message from your teeth.

So we have a condiment fox. But where is our peanut butter and jelly lynx?

Millenium hand and shrimp, buggrit!

has been working on a means to display his official portrait. Sadly, it was not finished, due to the artist losing his intestines suddenly.

Dignity is not dignity, without an effort to uphold the ideals of grace and culture throughout the worst of travails.

It is conspicuously quiet.

Dinosaurs!

Cheeso, your potatoes should do something. They should be delicious.

I say, we should! Let's invade them at Shanghai, and march a couple regiments of Royal Marines over to the Emperor's palace and show them what ho! Also, let's invade Afghanistan!

I had a cuppa and then watched the tele. Apparently, we've got quite the upstanding fellow in 10 Downing, hm? Pity what they did with the House of Lords, eh? The Peerage was the flower of English might! Now, we rely on such uncouth methods as the common man. Don't you know, old chap? We know what's best!

Support Rhodesia, Pounds Stirling is good enough for me, Inv...

By Jove, I doubt you did! come, let us discuss this over a light supper, old bean!