[How much weirdness can you get in 1 day ..]

So, today I found out about:

- Fappy the anti masturbation dolphin (I'm not making this up)

- Rubit the anti masturbation rabbit who took over for Fappy as Fappy got arrested for masturbating in public (Honest, not making this up ..)

- The Christian porn shop facebook page (Google it if you don't believe me D:)

- The UN trying to ban a local Dutch tradition called Sinterklaas because he's got black helpers ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas ) and that's racist somehow .. (Sinterklaas is what Santa is based on .. which means Santa would be racist towards midgets ...)

 

Someone try and top that ..

I just looked up everyone one of these and they all made me laugh. You've killed me this morning, I can't top it.

[Work- Sad Face]

Lots of good ideas, I'll have to try them and see what I can get myself into lol. Thanks everyone. I really meant to reply to everyone yesterday, but I fell asleep XD

[Work- Sad Face]

As much as I enjoy my job, and don't get me wrong I really do love my job, I wish I didn't have to work tonight. I wish I was home, playing Final Fantasy XIV and on Team speak with everyone getting to know you all better. Its hard for me to get a chance to get on team speak these days because of my migraines so a lot of times I'm just on the forums or in the Free Company chat on FFXIV.

My job is simple and easy. I'm a night guard for a constuction site. Basically I make a round per hour to check for thieves, fire, flood, etc. While I'm not doing rounds I get to play my 3DS games like Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate and Pokemon Y or take a 30 minute nap. I get a lot of leeway too and the pay is good. I work 12 hours per night Saturday through Monday Night from 6pm-6am with no break. Basically I get to eat on duty and smoke whenever I want to so its a really good job.

Still, tonight I would rather be home. I suffer from Chronic Migraines and usually have a migraine at least once a day or every other day if I am lucky

. I'm not light sensitive, just sound, that's why its rare I get on team speak and among found in the AFK room. Next chance I get I'm going to try to actually talk to people and get to know them so I hope to get to speak more with everyone soon. I just wanted to make this post to give everyone a little understanding of what I do and why I rarely am heard on TS. Thanks for the understanding everyone, its much appreciated!

[Hi Everyone!]

Welcome! When do you usually play so we can get you invited to the Free Company?

Also what class do you normally play?

Right now my character is pretty low level, I play Lancer. My hours I usually play are 6pm-6am Tues night through friday night. I work night shift Saturday- Monday so those days I won't be on at all. I'll be logging in soon, all I'm doing right now is downloading Teamspeak so that when my migraine goes away I can get on there.

Also, when the servers are down on Final Fantasy for maintenance I'm usually playing Hawken, so if anyone plays that then that's where I am.

[Hi Everyone!]

I would just like to take a minute and introduce myself to everyone. My name online is Darksis, but everyone can call me Steven if they would like. I'm a laid back and simple kind of guy, I love gaming in general and I'll be on Final Fantasy XIV with everyone else. My character is Steven Holt and I am on Gilgamesh Server (Yes I know the Steve Holt Reference but I still used Steven Holt because its my real name). I'm glad to be a part of the group now and can't wait to start meeting everyone. Fun fact, I went to High School with Zerowinged Vasiliev