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    So i accidentally ....

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    So i accidentally burned off my thumbprint, last night it was smooth under what all fell off, but today its ridg'y again, not fully but enough. Movies LIE!

    went to pick up a hair straightener in my sister's room, didn't know it had been on for a few days, heard TSSSSSS and smoke went everywhere. was pretty epic.

    Quotes of Win

    in General Discussion

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    Scientific Waffle (COM): How many Ordo members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Scientific Waffle (COM): 4. One to alert Aryte of the bulb, Aryte to order it to be fixes, one to fix it, and one to write the Report.

    I wouldve just said 2 really tiny members.

    Those annoying money from africa emails

    in Offline

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    From: Mrs. Victoria Lee [mailto:[email protected]]

    Sent: Tuesday, September 08, 2009 1:48 PM

    Subject: GOOD DAY TO YOU,

    GOOD DAY TO YOU,

    My name is Mrs. Victoria Veronica Lee; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer for about two years, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. He owned an import/export company which operated in the UK, west Africa and in china I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly, since we had no kids to inherit them.

    Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe He has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than a month and I'll want you to stand as the beneficiary to the account of my late husband in the United Kingdom and in Africa. Also to the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

    You would be entitled to 20% of all the funds which are deposited in bank/finance house in the United Kingdom and in Africa. The remaining 80% will be used to set up a foundation in my husband's name, which will be used to help the less privileged.At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status.

    Please contact my lawyers in charge of the funds and they will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to your preferred account as you would be the beneficiary to them.

    Pls. Contact my lawyer in London,

    Barrister Anthony Berry with the specified address:

    CHAMBERS OF ANTHONY BERRY

    BARRISTER ANTHONY BERRY

    9 BEDFORD ROW LONDON WC1R 4AZ

    E-mail: [email protected]

    TELL: +447024038950 447938038468

    Fax: +447005800051

    There are above 20 million dollars deposited in banks/finance houses in the UK as well as in Africa. Please use your share of the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

    Please tell him that I have asked you to reach him. This is my private email: [email protected]

    God blesses you.

    Thanks,

    Mrs. Victoria Lee.

    Annoying right? Heres my reply email!

    Dear Mrs. Victoria Lee,

    Enjoy your cancerous esophagus. God doesn't love you, and you're better off buying man hookers and booze with your husband's drug money. I'm sure that the church would only spend the money on more child molestation cover-ups and bags of shrooms in order to see god some more, therefore your best course of action is to go wild and live it up with two bags of coke so you can do lines while you do lines dawg. Your wild drug and prostitute binge leading up to your cancerous death will be a testament to us all. You are truly an hero.

    -----Original Message-----

    From: Mrs. Victoria Lee [mailto:[email protected]]

    Sent: Tuesday, September 08, 2009 1:48 PM

    Subject: GOOD DAY TO YOU,

    GOOD DAY TO YOU,

    My name is Mrs. Victoria Veronica Lee; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer for about two years, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. He owned an import/export company which operated in the UK, west Africa and in china I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly, since we had no kids to inherit them.

    Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe He has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than a month and I'll want you to stand as the beneficiary to the account of my late husband in the United Kingdom and in Africa. Also to the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

    You would be entitled to 20% of all the funds which are deposited in bank/finance house in the United Kingdom and in Africa. The remaining 80% will be used to set up a foundation in my husband's name, which will be used to help the less privileged.At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status.

    Please contact my lawyers in charge of the funds and they will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to your preferred account as you would be the beneficiary to them.

    Pls. Contact my lawyer in London,

    Barrister Anthony Berry with the specified address:

    CHAMBERS OF ANTHONY BERRY

    BARRISTER ANTHONY BERRY

    9 BEDFORD ROW LONDON WC1R 4AZ

    E-mail: [email protected]

    TELL: +447024038950 447938038468

    Fax: +447005800051

    There are above 20 million dollars deposited in banks/finance houses in the UK as well as in Africa. Please use your share of the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

    Please tell him that I have asked you to reach him. This is my private email: [email protected]

    God blesses you.

    Thanks,

    Mrs. Victoria Lee.

    +10 internets

    Interesting News!

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    would make for a good movie "the pitchman" have it be like the life of the pitchmen, have them show the classes they had to take with all the other familiar faces, the big corporate pushing products they know are bad, the comments about how shitty it really is behind the scenes, drug abuse, cheap hookers and lots of booze. lol make it like the wrestler.

    Computer Support: Questions Help & More

    in Tech

    Posted

    GET WINDOWS 7 go to a friends house or something, burn a windows 7 disk, the laptop will come to life like magic!

    also, to get xp to work, you likely have to make a devices disk from the laptop makers' website, so you can get the power management porgrams ect to keep it running.

    Michio Kaku

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Awesome, makes you wonder if there's a way to bend and reflect light to change the makeup of an atom. Would be entirely too unpredictable, but if it was 1 photon at a time

    would have to be done by a computer, hit multiple quarks at multiple angles at once, since when an atom is smashed a number of quarks disappear almost instantly.

    Poll: Snow vs. Soil?

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    a giant crystaline cave with strategically placed local lightings, a labyrinth with pitfalls onto spikes and secret passageways, eventually leading to a huge room with a guarded fenced off elevator shaft. The door will have a damage script in it, a couple shots will break the lock and the door opens. Then as soon as you ascend into the light from above with sparkling crystals all around like the inside of a geode you immerge in a broken down destroyed construction site. As soon as you follow the path thru the rubble you see a huge monolithic imperial city. That way we can have them spawn in titan, move underground thru chronus, then up to the surface on chronus and charge back towards us. Have like 50 meters of rock between the bottom of the city and the cave in Titan so there's no chance of them breaching through.

    can have the spawn be a little cove with a transparent full glow insert in it that makes it look like daylight over water and a small crashed boat.

    Quotes of Win

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    [18:58] Lilium Supermarine: We should be able to maintain friendships even through military affiliations. It's pure childish to hate another simply for another mans actions. This goes all the way back to whites hating blacks. It's a travesty.

    [18:58] Lilium Supermarine: xD

    [18:58] Lilium Supermarine: >_>

    [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: so VG are black

    [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: xD

    [18:59] Lilium Supermarine: YES

    [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: theres a difference

    [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: you can quit VG

    [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: and

    [18:59] Kytec Switchblade: you dont get darker by having sex with malcom x

    (referring to promotions for sex with snowmew, lolololowned)

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