Kytec Switchblade
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I got something at work, unconfirmed, but funny as hell
......... - From The London Times:
Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.
It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a
ticket machine charging cars (about $1.40) and
coaches (about $7).
This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work.
"Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant . . . "
"Err . . . no", said the Council, "that parking lot is your responsibility."
"Err . . . no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the
attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't
he?"
"Err . . . no!" insisted the Council.
Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain
(presumably), is a man who had been taking the
parking lot fees, estimated at (about $560) per
day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming 7
days a week, this amounts to just over 3.6 million
($7 million - or $280,000 every year for 25 years)!
And no one even knows his name.
the ()'s are translating it into us dollars, whoever sent it did the conversions. lol
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Soon, i shall arrive home my sons.
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wow those were epic
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i may buy it tonight. I may also just play killing floor instead.
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I come from New Jersey. I'm surrounded by trash ass beaches. Seagulls are fucking rats with wings and can all fly straight into a fire. I hope that child decides he wants to massacre those seagulls too. They are dirty, they steal food, they pick trash, they crap on everything, and they ignore the bugs that they should be eating, leaving the bugs to then eat us. They are trash birds.
also; satan.
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I didn't vote on that one, because your laggy computers can go right to hell, i wanna see the next 30 sims before I go to them, so i max my draw and max my far clip. xD
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Yaaayyyy happy Birthday wuff!
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lmao, but i thought drill sergeants approved of sewing fake merits on your bdu's and dying them different colors for individuality.
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Rowdy would make a great leader, just needs funding
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Praetorians can probably share some workload if it's becoming an issue.
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lol and no i don't believe they were 747's, smaller planes.
No my 15th b-day rocked. They literally stopped singing happy birthday to go watch tv, i had cake and pizza to myself :9
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this would build a separate set of muscles than a regular weight, its actually a good way of promoting passive resistence tension training which i've done myself.
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As the foremost expert of new jersey, being a resident of new jersey, i can certify this statement to be Fact.
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i do not disappoint xD
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lol, late posting crash is a late poster. But yes, this should be nice. Be sweet if we got a new sim build on the same day the guard was redone, better than x-mas imo.
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Wow, thats pretty big. So king bruno finally got drug away by the men in white coats huh. Cool, CS is a decent enemy, this might kick them up a notch, I welcome the challenge.
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A Mexican, an Arab, and a Jersey girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Jersey girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Jersey we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless New Jersey
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Ordo does win, i see your argument
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Lestat responses are always hilarious.
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lmao
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From the makers of the oozinator comes Doggie Doodle! Now your children can play with their Doggie doodle all day without worrying about making a hard to clean mess! Just grab your doggie doodle, play with your doggie, and clean up the mess with a simple napkin!
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Doesnt help when the OIC asks and everyone goes silent for a half hour.
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i gave it to jim at work, told him free food, we should find out whether or not it works soon
The "Happy Birthday <name>!" Thread
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Pass me your work, ill do it for you :D *gets a red denied stamp for cadets' foreheads, and a chainsaw for the unruly ones.