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  1. oh dear god, its been too long, most of you people wont even reconize me :c ANYWAYS, BLOCK PARTY AT FIREFOX'S HOUSE. After party at Mimi's.
  2. Back in the day mah boi fermi told me he didnt want to wright a flight report. So one day i made one for him, recently found it again and thought id share <3. (For future reference, Numerii DONT DO THIS. IT WAS MANY LULZ BUT ITS BAD K?) TODAY I FLEW MY PLAIN AN I SHOTTED SUM POPPLES. IT WENT KINDA LIEK THUS -FWUUUSH- -DADADADADADADADA.- -ZIP ZOOM- -DADADADADADA- -KABOOM- THEN NAVIS CALLED FOR HALP AND I FLEW VERY FAST TO WHERE THEY WUS AND I SHOTTED SUM STRESSED SNOWMEWS IT WAS ALL LIKE -LOLOLPEWPEWDADADADADAADADADADA-ADADA-ADADADADADA- -FWUSH- DIVE ROLL CLIMB INTO THE SKY ACES HIGH- THEN I SHOTTED MOAR POPPLES AND THEN COMBAT WAS OVAR. THEN BACK AT TITAN SOME SILLY GUY CAME IN AND TRIED TO FLY IN MAH VV SO I LOLPEWPEWD HIM AND HE WAS LIKE "HURGK" THEN HE CAME BACK AND FLEW STRAIT UP SO I FLEW STRAITGH UP REALLY FAST TO WHERE HE WAS AND WENT -DADADADADADADA PEW PEW DADADADADPEWDADADADADA- -FWUSH- -DADADA- -KABOOOOOM- AND HE DIEDED AND I LOL'D, THEN AFTER LONG TIME SITTING IN TITAN I LEFT 4 BED.
  3. [21:22] ShadowFang Blessed: CORSI [21:22] Corsi Mousehold: SHADOW [21:22] ShadowFang Blessed: YOUR SOUL, I REQUIRE IT [21:22] Corsi Mousehold: Shadow I have no soul [21:22] ShadowFang Blessed: FFFFFFFFFF [21:23] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: CORSI [21:23] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: WHAT CAN YOU SUBSITUTE FOR A SOUL? [21:23] (COM): Preston Smythe: penutbutter [21:23] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: I have a leftover hamburger [21:23] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: I REQUIRE IT [21:24] (COM): Lunus Ferraris: How about a Tic Tac? [21:24] (COM): Jayce Iredell: I was going to offer the foreskins of a hundred slain philistines, but I realized this is not 1200BC [21:24] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: WAT [21:24] (COM): Liam Macalroy: lol, foreskins [21:25] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: this has now been quoted.
  4. >:O er wair wut. also i need numbers of people in the US so i can talk to someone and not be bored,also i lost all my old numbers >:
  5. im never on vent or sl because im in californa with family and i dont have MY pc with me >:
  6. i lol'd Z, also TRINITY I MISS YEW >:
  7. FFFFFUUUU-- narrowly avoided a rick roll ;o
  8. im bored, TIME FOR SILLYNESS GOGOGOGOOGOGO.
  9. FFFFUUU--almost no interwebs at my families house, 4 more weeks ;-;

  10. i cant play halo reach beta because my sexbox is in pawn >: 100$ to get it out FUCK I HATE BEING POOR, also those who are playing it now, or planning to play it I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOUI HATE YOU. ;-;
  11. *played the infanite hug* five minutes later. [11:27] Aryte Vesperia: OK LET GO GOSH [11:27] ShadowFang Blessed: NO [11:28] ShadowFang Blessed: DONT WANNA D: [11:28] Aryte Vesperia: PRAETORIAN [11:28] ShadowFang Blessed: ;-; [11:28] Aryte Vesperia: Thank you. [11:28] Aryte Vesperia: Bye! :D
  12. When Rommel arrived in Libya, he was ostensibly under the command of some jerkass Italian General and had strict orders to stay near the port of Tripoli and defend it against any potential attacks by the nearby British 8th Army, which was a fucking bullshit assignment. Well Rommel was like, "fuck that dude I'm fucking Erwin Rommel and I do whatever the fuck I want" and immediately set out to kick some asses. this.
  13. "he went through "internet detox"" - I lol'd "his parents made him get all his characters banned from WoW and then cancel his account" - I lol'd even harder. "he had similar freakouts early on" -I rofl'd then realize im a horrible person and LOL'd some more. :3 i then re-read this "banned from WoW" and lololololol'd hard.
  14. [19:30] (COM): WolfShaman Warrior: hmm. I start emerald, and now my computer is flipping out with popups every 10 seconds about emerald.exe - corrupt file. [19:31] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: :o [19:31] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: o.o [19:31] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: mind doesnt do that >_> [19:31] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: oh noes [19:31] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: mine is fine [19:31] Tsume Xiao (Channel 1): r [19:31] Mercury: Lost contact: Chicago Terasaur [19:32] (COM): WolfShaman Warrior: c:\$Mft is corrupt and unreadable. Wonder if my hard drive is about to eat shit like the rest of my computer has been doing [19:32] Tsume Xiao (Channel 1): r [19:32] Rineren Patton is Offline [19:32] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: EJECT WOLF, EJECT YOUR LOOSEING ALTITUDE! [19:46] Johann Wilberg (auto-response): Johann Wilberg screams. [19:46] ShadowFang Blessed: so [19:46] Johann Wilberg (auto-response): Johann Wilberg screams. [19:47] ShadowFang Blessed: >_> [19:47] ShadowFang Blessed: WELL THEN [19:47] ShadowFang Blessed: IF YOUR JUST GANNA SCREAM AT ME [19:47] ShadowFang Blessed: ILL SCREAM TOO [19:43] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: johann you IM me, sence i cant find you >: [19:43] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: can^ [19:44] (COM): Ruin Nefarious: SO needy. [19:44] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: >:C RUIN [19:44] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: lol [19:44] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: IM GANN RUIN,RUIN [19:44] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: FUCK, not my keyboard is screwing up [19:45] (COM): shippo Coba: you just ruined your your ruining of ruin o.O [19:45] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: FFFFFF NOW* [19:45] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: XD [19:45] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JOHANN' [19:45] (COM): Vincent Kroitschov: dont worry sometimes my shoft key gets stuck [19:45] (COM): Johann Wilberg: I can't find you either. Use goto:center for three times the experience. [19:45] ShadowFang Blessed (Channel 1): goto:center [19:45] Goto: Warp to: <202,140,84> [19:46] ShadowFang Blessed: ¯\(º o)/¯ [19:46] shippo Coba: congradulations you just found your penis :D [19:46] shippo Coba: anywaaaays.... [19:46] ShadowFang Blessed: >_> [19:46] ShadowFang Blessed: SO [19:46] Johann Wilberg: I am not Shadow's penis. D: [19:46] ShadowFang Blessed: JO- [19:46] shippo Coba: lmao! [19:46] ShadowFang Blessed facepalms.
  15. [14:07] Gunau Sodwind: oh STand by [14:07] Gunau Sodwind: i just searched Rape in my inventory [14:07] Gunau Sodwind: and its suprising how many items contain that word
  16. I WANT NAVIS BACK DAMMIT ;-; i miss my ship and its beeps and boops. ;-;

  17. [0:23] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: Passing NCOIC to The Cupcake Queen. [0:23] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: WHEEEEEEEE,YOUR ALL GANNA DI- er...uh, who wants cupcakes :D? [0:24] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: /me contemplates assuming OIC [0:24] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: >_> [0:25] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: but trin, you already have OIC, for the pinkness flows from me to you, thus, you have control of me. or something along those lines..kinda like the force, only...pink. [0:26] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: well... uh... in that case... uh... I... PINK FOR THE PINK GOD [0:26] (COM): Kryo Recreant: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN D: [0:26] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: PINK FOR THE PINK GOD [0:26] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: RAAAAAAAAGH [0:26] (COM): Pyros Blackburn: <3 for the <3 god :O [0:26] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: PINK FOR THE PINK GOD [0:26] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: PINK FOR THE PINK GOD [0:27] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: PINK, PINK, PINK FOR THE PINK GOD, WRAAAGGGGHHH~3 [0:27] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: PINNNNNNNNNNNK PINK PINK PINK RAAAAAGGHRBLARGLLLLLLL [0:27] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: I CAN FEEL THE PINK OVERTAKING ME [0:26] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: RAAAAAAAAGH [0:26] (COM): Pyros Blackburn: <3 for the <3 god :O [0:26] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: PINK FOR THE PINK GOD [0:26] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: PINK FOR THE PINK GOD [0:27] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: PINK, PINK, PINK FOR THE PINK GOD, WRAAAGGGGHHH~ [0:27] Trinity Heckroth: PINKKKKKKKk [0:28] ShadowFang Blessed: PIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNKY [0:28] (COM): Apone Moller: It is a good pain! [0:28] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: IT IS A GOOD PINK [0:28] (COM): Kryo Recreant: CERISE IS A GOOD PINK [0:28] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: GIVE YOURSELF TO THE PINK APONE
  18. [11:11] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: "captain! weve been hit! the ship is on fire!" "DRIVE US INTO THEIR BIGGEST BUNKER THEN!" [11:11] (COM): Foxers Fhang: The blimp don't even need weapons [11:11] (COM): Ron Bleac: Anyway, battleblimps aren't really that different from fleetships in any way other than the fact that a Battleblimp would have Shadow on top, gunning away at tri-planes that violated his precious airspace. [11:11] (COM): ShadowFang Blessed: >:d
  19. Tea Time with Keno. [5:36] Keno Pontoppidan: Yesssss [5:36] Keno Pontoppidan: Finally [5:37] Keno Pontoppidan: My tea party is complete [5:37] Keno Pontoppidan: I got a rabbit [5:37] ShadowFang Blessed: i see no tea :| [5:37] Keno Pontoppidan: Infront of you [5:37] Keno Pontoppidan: So did you get your present? [5:37] ShadowFang Blessed: :o [5:37] ShadowFang Blessed: oh shi- [5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: this chair [5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: i feel.. [5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: empowerd by it [5:38] Keno Pontoppidan: Shadow >:| [5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: WUT [5:38] Keno Pontoppidan: Did you get your present? [5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: uh [5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: yes? [5:38] ShadowFang Blessed: the one from nohime? [5:38] Keno Pontoppidan: You don't know what i'm talking about do you [5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: Yes [5:39] ShadowFang Blessed: yea i got it [5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: :D [5:39] ShadowFang Blessed: havent unwraped it yet [5:39] ShadowFang Blessed: also ❤ [5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: Good luck lol [5:39] ShadowFang Blessed: :3 [5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: Now we just need [5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: uhm [5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: Heather would do [5:39] Keno Pontoppidan: We need heather at this tea party [5:40] ShadowFang Blessed: why? [5:40] Keno Pontoppidan: Well we have a hatter and a rabbit [5:40] Keno Pontoppidan: all we need is a blonde girl [5:40] ShadowFang Blessed: Uh [5:40] ShadowFang Blessed: dont we need a cat too? [5:40] Keno Pontoppidan: The cat never went to tea party [5:40] Keno Pontoppidan: God [5:40] ShadowFang Blessed: oh [5:40] ShadowFang Blessed: 3: [5:41] Keno Pontoppidan: Oh also [5:41] ShadowFang Blessed: ? [5:41] Keno Pontoppidan: I'm collecting Blood for the Give Blood Foundation, would you be interested in donating? [5:42] ShadowFang Blessed: i dont have blood [5:42] Keno Pontoppidan: It's for poor orphaned homeless children and is a genuine charity. [5:42] ShadowFang Blessed: i have pink mist that runs in my viens [5:42] ShadowFang Blessed: s'why i have pink hair 3: [5:42] Keno Pontoppidan: Not associated with the Blood God in any way. [5:43] Keno Pontoppidan: Because i'm not Kharn the Betrayer. [5:43] Keno Pontoppidan: Nor do I worship Khorne. [5:43] ShadowFang Blessed: Hm [5:43] Keno Pontoppidan: Pink mist could work it's all the same to the blo--Orphaned children. [5:43] ShadowFang Blessed: Well.. [5:44] ShadowFang Blessed: i guess.. [5:44] Keno Pontoppidan: Great! [5:44] Keno Pontoppidan: You're doing a good thing, for a good cause. [5:44] ShadowFang Blessed: :D [5:44] Keno Pontoppidan: Those Orphaned children will be so pleased with there blood. [5:45] ShadowFang Blessed: (yea i know whats comeing, for those of you listening.) [5:45] ShadowFang Blessed: good :o [5:45] Keno Pontoppidan: [5:45] Argus Rajal: I wrote a song for you. [5:45] Keno Pontoppidan: For meeeee? [5:45] ShadowFang Blessed: :o [5:46] Keno Pontoppidan: BLOOD FOR THE ORPHANED CHILDREN [5:46] ShadowFang Blessed: ¯\(º o)/¯ [5:46] Keno Pontoppidan: SKULLS FOR THE DONORS LIST [5:47] Keno Pontoppidan: Enjoying your tea? [5:47] ShadowFang Blessed: yes, is very nice. [5:47] Keno Pontoppidan: Thank you, I made it myself. [5:47] ShadowFang Blessed: its very good [5:47] Keno Pontoppidan: Dosen't taste strange? In anyway? [5:48] ShadowFang Blessed: Well [5:48] ShadowFang Blessed: i do taste abit of...what is it? Copper? [5:48] Keno Pontoppidan: Ah, I need to work on that abit [5:48] Keno Pontoppidan: Don't want people catching on, hahah. [5:48] ShadowFang Blessed: catching onto what? [5:49] Keno Pontoppidan: The poison boy! The poison. [5:49] ShadowFang Blessed: Poison? [5:49] ShadowFang Blessed: you put poison in the tea? [5:50] ShadowFang Blessed: what type? [5:50] Keno Pontoppidan: Yes. See, some people are a tad hesitant about donating blood, can't let them get away that easy. [5:50] ShadowFang Blessed: Ah well [5:51] Keno Pontoppidan: You should be passing out any moment, then I will be draining all your blood, for the greater cause of course. [5:51] ShadowFang Blessed: i guess now is the time to tell you, sence my blood is made of a fine pink mist, i am immune to all poisons.. [5:52] Keno Pontoppidan: Ah don't worry about that, it's a poison brewed in the depths of the warp, in the iron cauldron of Nurgle himself, stolen by Khorne, it poisons the soul. [5:52] ShadowFang Blessed: Ah [5:52] ShadowFang Blessed: well [5:53] ShadowFang Blessed: i may be in trouble then. [5:53] Keno Pontoppidan nods, "Indeed" [5:53] Keno Pontoppidan: I had to change my tactics you see [5:54] ShadowFang Blessed: from what? [5:54] Keno Pontoppidan: I would have all those meddling Space Marines and Inquisitors following me around everywhere, made collecting blood an awful trouble. [5:55] Keno Pontoppidan: This way is more low key, harder for them to track me. [5:55] ShadowFang Blessed: I see. [5:55] Keno Pontoppidan: Also means I don't have to just slaughter people, I can have a normal conversation with people now. [5:56] Keno Pontoppidan: It's hard work being a berzerker, no one wants to talk to you. [5:56] ShadowFang Blessed: Aww [5:56] Keno Pontoppidan: But with this clever disguise, no one is the wiser. [5:57] ShadowFang Blessed: Well. i do say, im starting to feel abit faint. [5:58] Keno Pontoppidan: Yes, it should be kicking in, not long now. [5:58] Keno Pontoppidan: So tell me about yourself. [5:58] ShadowFang Blessed: Well [5:58] ShadowFang Blessed: what would you like to know? [5:58] Keno Pontoppidan: Oh anything, I don't mind. [5:59] ShadowFang Blessed: Well, i do enjoy cupcakes alot. [5:59] Keno Pontoppidan: Oh? If I had known I would have prepared some. [6:00] ShadowFang Blessed: Ah, no worries, i usualy carry some with me wherever i go. [6:01] Keno Pontoppidan: ILL DATE RAPE YOU [6:01] ShadowFang Blessed: would you lik- er excuse me sir? [6:02] Keno Pontoppidan: Nothing [6:02] Keno Pontoppidan: Just coughing [6:03] ShadowFang Blessed: Ah, you might want to get that checked, i hear imperial doctors are quite good at cleanseing sicknesses from the body. [6:03] Keno Pontoppidan: Yes... [6:04] ShadowFang Blessed: Well.. where was i? [6:04] ShadowFang Blessed: oh yes, would you like a cupcake sir? [6:05] ShadowFang Blessed: i think i have one stored under my hat. [6:05] Keno Pontoppidan: I would love one, Thank you. [6:06] ShadowFang Blessed reaches under her hat and grabs a cupcake, then places it on the table. "Enjoy good sir." [6:07] Keno Pontoppidan: RGHNADHGGAJDRNGJR [6:07] Keno Pontoppidan: GOTTA GO [6:07] ShadowFang Blessed: but i just got here? [6:07] Keno Pontoppidan: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! [6:07] Keno Pontoppidan: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!! [6:07] You died and have been teleported to your home location
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