Legna Beorn

I wuz on the ground kthx

After combat Facts: One person was on the roof. Said person was being a medic Said person maybe threw three grenades total Ordo is now noob because one person says so lolwut?

what. the. f**k.

104. Men in tights.

Some sword wielding RP pretty boy shows up. Hilarity ensues.

so much hate. :<

To make people have complete loyalty and devotion to me. because if i got that. then i'll just brainwash the people with other superpowers. durrr.

^ Is correct < Has an idea v Is a liar <3

A similar case involved a man who changed his name to Optimus Prime. so that his kids could say "yeah? well my dad's Optimus prime!"

Stuff like basically anything of Globus

metroid prime on the gamecube was good.. Right now I haven't been seen on titan due to metroid :/

So it is written, so it must be.

Well, just this morning I found out I had passed out In my dorm's common room, and 'someone' thought it was a good idea to record me while asleep. Well it was mostly uneventful, until someone poked me trying to make some room on the couch, resulting in the following... conversation. "Hey can i sit here?" "Did'joo brin mah knicker launchuh?" "what?" "spiders'l try'in to take ma books... on-lee mah knicker launcher kin keep 'em a'way." At this point I released a rather large yawn and curled up into a ball before finishing "Take no priz-ners er the pyrits'll get us." Now hearing this I almost shot pepsi out my nose. as I don't remember saying it at all. but it was my voice. In proper english and not sleep-speak. the transcript was as follows Person: Hey can I sit here? Me: Did you bring my knicker (underwear) launcher? Person: What? Me: Spiders will try to take my books! only my knicker launcher can keep them away... Take no prisoners, or the pirates will get us!" anyone else have humerous sleep-speak moments?

It's actually becoming quite common surprisingly. Originating based upon a Pokemon called Mawile From there people were like "lol lets make mouth tails" and so it was done... then the perverts got into it (about 0.0000000000000076 seconds after Tailmouths were started) and suddenly you could find mouths assiting in auto-cunin... you know imma just stop now, im sure you got the idea now. also:

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