Esva Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Hiya All,O.k so there I was going through the long list of e-mails I have daily when I stumbled across one from a friend of mine who decided it would be great to forward this to me, as I at the moment am in the process of renewing my passport, and OMG I laughed so hard that I thought I would share...to not to would be criminal :P -----------------------------------------------------------------------> >> Dear Sirs,> >> I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.> >>> >> How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a> >> bloody satellite dish from them back in 1977, and yet, the Government is still asking me where I> >> was bloody born and on what date.> >>> >> For goodness sake, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my pension book,> >> and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my National Health card,> >> my driving license, my car insurance, on the last eight damn passports I've had, on all those stupid> >> customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane over the last 25yrs> >> and all those insufferable census forms.> >>> >> Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Mary Anne, my father's> >> name is Robert and I'd be abso- fucking-lutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I> >> die!!!!!!> >>> >> I apologise, I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you and me, I've had enough of this bullshit! > >> You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my bloody address !!!!> >>> >> What is going on? Do you have a gang of Neanderthal arseholes workin' there? Look at my picture -> >> Do I look like Bin Laden?> >>> >> I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for christs sakes.> >>> >> I just want to go and park my arse on some sandy beach somewhere. And would someone please tell me, > >> why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days?> >> If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, you'd be the last bloody> >> people I'd want to tell!> >>> >> Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the poxy city to get another fucking copy of my birth> >> certificate, to the tune of £30. > >> Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport on> >> the same day??> >>> >> Nooooooooooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe makes sense.> >>> >> You'd rather have us running all over the fuckin' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then have to find some> >> arsehole to confirm that it's really me on the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?!!!> >> Hey, do you know why we couldn't smile if we wanted to? Because we're totally pissed off!!!!!!> >>> >> Signed> >>> >> An Irate Citizen.> >>> >> P.S. Remember what I said above, about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me?> >> Well, my family has been in this country since 1776 ........ I have served in the military for something> >> over 30 years and have had full security clearances over 25 of those years enabling me to undertake> >> highly secretive missions all over the world.> >> ........ However, I have to get someone ' important ' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor...> >> WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN FUCKING PAKISTAN !> >>> >> Sincerely,> >>> >> from You Sure The Hell Should Know Who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
