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I am moving.

More specifically, to Portland, Oregon.

If anyone, I mean anyone, knows anything about the area, specifically neighborhoods and the area's prospects, I'd be much obliged. Other information, like good places to eat, things to do, amusing anecdotes will all be also appreciated. If you live in the Portland area, You might even (gasp!) get to meet me. Possibly. Actually, almost certainly. You just might not know it's me.

Seriously though. Any help would be appreciated. I and a family member are moving there. On extremely short notice. We do not have any place to stay or even jobs there....yet. We have funds sufficient to last about 2-3 months, but information about apartments, neighborhoods, etc would help narrow our search down considerably.

Thank you!

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Portland is DEWWWWWWMED... we're going to be seeing shots on CNN of the heads of heretics on pikes and in a couple years... after Agares has obliterated all the evil, the Ordo Standard will be flying high over the capitol building. Gods have mercy on the souls of Portland....

OK seriously tho, I'll email a couple friends of mine that just moved from Portland see if they can help ya. One of'em used to work for the city council so he might have some insight for jobs, places to live etc.

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Aww, just went through there this last weekend on the way to Washington, do this on occation, I believe I have family there, or nearby, but that's all I know. And STEEL! I was just in Seattle! -.- *sigh

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Maza Rau knows stuff about Portland too...

EDIT: btw when you said "Voodoo" I just remembered there's a local club here that is called Vodoo...

Here are some videos, because I'm bored:
/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwTU5jrkiqY


/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfC5l5wkKzU

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There's no curtains. That could be a problem, for a few reasons.

1 - Naked sexual activity in the living room is probably a no-go.

2 - You'll be spotted much more quickly, once you and your halberd start gunning

down dirty hippies and pedestrians.

3 - Those bigass windows will cause a ton of fragmentation damage during the

inevitable standoff and eventual assault on the apartment of a crazed lunatic

with a futuristic machinegun blade thing.

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There's no curtains. That could be a problem, for a few reasons.

1 - Naked sexual activity in the living room is probably a no-go.

2 - You'll be spotted much more quickly, once you and your halberd start gunning

down dirty hippies and pedestrians.

3 - Those bigass windows will cause a ton of fragmentation damage during the

inevitable standoff and eventual assault on the apartment of a crazed lunatic

with a futuristic machinegun blade thing.

Thousand times this.

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