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[14:16] Steeltael Lykin: Garion.

[14:16] Garion Lowenhardt: ?

[14:16] Steeltael Lykin: if Keller is our momma

[14:16] Steeltael Lykin: and I'm a wolf

[14:16] Steeltael Lykin: does that mean..

[14:16] Steeltael Lykin: Aryte is my father?!?!

[14:16] Garion Lowenhardt: OH GOD.

[14:16] Garion Lowenhardt: This is going on the forums btw.

[14:16] Steeltael Lykin: fuck

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[15:03] Ron Bleac: Yeah

[15:03] Ron Bleac: I'll walk to the nearest village

[15:03] Ron Bleac: And get shot by hunters because I look like an abomination

[15:04] Trinity Heckroth: But you'll survive that because of the radiation at chernobyl.

[15:04] Ron Bleac: And my lifeless corpse will be beamed up by moon-nazis who will then resurrect me

[15:04] Ron Bleac: In the form of a large, bushtailed snowleopard

[15:04] Trinity Heckroth: . . .

[15:04] Ron Bleac: You wanna spend all night with fennecy?

[15:05] Trinity Heckroth: This is going on the forums.

[15:05] Ron Bleac: LOL

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[21:41] Garion Lowenhardt: Hey man. Nice sword.

[21:41] Garion Lowenhardt: :>

[21:41] Atrius Clarity: Yeah.

[21:42] Atrius Clarity: Not really.

[21:42] Garion Lowenhardt: Remind me to send you the updated one later.

[21:42] Atrius Clarity: Oh, wait.

[21:42] Atrius Clarity: You made this?

[21:42] Garion Lowenhardt: Durrhurr.

[21:42] Garion Lowenhardt: Kynnaria Merlin is my alt.

[21:42] Atrius Clarity: Good sword man. Good sword.

[21:43] Atrius Clarity: Wait, didn't I have sex with you once?

[21:43] Garion Lowenhardt: . . .

[21:43] Garion Lowenhardt: Wat.

[21:43] Maverick Garfield: o_0

[21:43] Atrius Clarity: Hm, might have been somebody else.

[21:43] thatguy Andel: LOL

[21:43] Atrius Clarity: Nevermind.

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[17:31] Aryte Vesperia: Go find me a good ref for pelvis armor. Plz.

[17:33] Corsi Mousehold: So many jokes so little time. *looking*

[17:40] Aryte Vesperia: I found them.

[17:40] Aryte Vesperia: you lose

[17:40] Aryte Vesperia: bai

[17:40] Corsi Mousehold: http://datafortress2020.110mb.com/conflict/crotch1.jpg

[17:40] Corsi Mousehold: I found a few full body.

[17:40] Aryte Vesperia: rofl

[17:41] Corsi Mousehold: I swear no one wants that protected. I think it's a secret desire for all guys to 'accidently' become female.

[17:42] Aryte Vesperia: Fuck that.

[17:42] Aryte Vesperia: I want my penis.

[17:42] Corsi Mousehold: So does Keller.

[17:42] Corsi Mousehold: >.>

[17:42] Corsi Mousehold: <.<

[17:42] Aryte Vesperia: I'd hope so.

[17:42] Corsi Mousehold: Totally goes on quotes of win.

[17:43] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[17:43] Corsi Mousehold: <3

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[1:03] Disembodied Hand: dont call him a vampire

[1:03] Disembodied Hand: he sparkles in sunlight

[1:03] Disembodied Hand: thats not.

[1:03] Lilium Supermarine: 'gay' vampire

[1:03] Disembodied Hand: i repeat

[1:03] Lilium Supermarine: >_>

[1:03] Disembodied Hand: not.

[1:03] Disembodied Hand: a vampire

[1:03] Lilium Supermarine: lol

[1:03] Lilium Supermarine: all right then

[1:03] Lilium Supermarine: he's a fanged homosexual?

[1:03] Lanny Ansar: Twilight: The Story of one girl's struggle between Beastiality and Necrophilia.

[1:03] Disembodied Hand: Also, what really grinds my gears

[1:03] Disembodied Hand: the best thing they had goin for the

[1:03] Disembodied Hand: them

[1:03] Disembodied Hand: the werewolves that turn into 10 foot wolves

[1:04] Disembodied Hand: they called shapeshifters

[1:04] Disembodied Hand: but only turn into wolves.

[1:04] Drasamax Python is Offline

[1:04] Lilium Supermarine: Lol

[1:04] Disembodied Hand face palms

[1:04] Lilium Supermarine: Twilight is just full of lose.

[1:04] Disembodied Hand: truth

[1:04] Disembodied Hand: tho I am watching true blood right now

[1:04] Lanny Ansar (Channel 1): oic:1

[1:04] OIC Tracker: Processing .. This might take up to a minute depending on various factors.

[1:04] Lilium Supermarine: If i could remember my ordo website info, [1:03] Lanny Ansar: Twilight: The Story of one girl's struggle between Beastiality and Necrophilia. , would be on that qoutes of win.

[1:04] Mercury: Lanny Ansar initiated OIC transfer.

[1:05] Lanny Ansar: I can post it.

[1:05] Lilium Supermarine: do it

SNEAKY EPIC TROLL IS SNEAKY

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[15:03] Ron Bleac: Yeah

[15:03] Ron Bleac: I'll walk to the nearest village

And I would walk five hundred miles

And I would walk five hundred more

Just to BE the man who'd walk a thousand-MILES to end up at your dOOOoooor.

Crash enters the armory

[17:17] Crash Silverfall: hello mom ... dad

[17:17] Crash Silverfall: Hey lunus

crash leaves the armory

[17:17] Aryte Vesperia: lmao.

[17:18] Keller Teichmann: .........................

Also .......

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[18:22:47] (COM): Jason Backer: Praetorians... POUNCE

[18:22:56] (COM): Azoth Zsun: all worship the great caffeninity

[18:22:57] (COM): Crash Silverfall: JASON

[18:22:58] Kitten Jenkins has left the sim.

[18:22:58] Mercury: Lost contact: Kitten Jenkins

[18:23:03] (COM): Kryo Recreant: So when you people say bummer it makes me giggle.

[18:23:08] (COM): Keller Teichmann: Backer. Saying 'pounce' in a primarily furry community just sounds furry.

[18:23:10] (COM): Roberick Kungler: I'm going to get a hummer? :v

[18:23:11] (COM): zanndor Aeon: BUMMER

[18:23:17] Kei Whitfield is Online

[18:23:19] (COM): Azoth Zsun: I rageface when people say Hella irl >:O

[18:23:21] Kitten Jenkins has entered the sim.

[18:23:22] (COM): Kryo Recreant: YOU'RE A BUMMER ZANNDOR

[18:23:24] Kitten Jenkins is Online

[18:23:26] (COM): Kryo Recreant: >:C

[18:23:28] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: in american slang is not buttsex

[18:23:29] (COM): zanndor Aeon: I know thats Hella gay, Azoth

[18:23:35] (COM): Roberick Kungler: I rage face when people say 'irregardless'

[18:23:37] (COM): Azoth Zsun: >:O

[18:23:40] (COM): Jason Backer: Damn, I didn't think this one through. OKAY GUYS STOP UNZIPPING CRASH'S SHIRT. I meant kill!

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[20:38] Karlhockey Forte: sent this to keller, but everytime I hear this song play in my car, I think of Invictus for some reason :P link

[20:46] thatguy Andel:

[20:46] Karlhockey Forte: fgt

[20:47] thatguy Andel: IT'S RAINING MEN

[20:47] thatguy Andel: IT'S RAINING

[20:47] thatguy Andel: INVICTUS MEN

[20:47] Karlhockey Forte: such, a, fag

[20:47] thatguy Andel: I have a GF my good sir.

[20:47] thatguy Andel: :D

[20:47] Karlhockey Forte: YOU JUST LINKED THAT SONG

[20:47] thatguy Andel:

[20:47] Karlhockey Forte: YOU FORFIT THOSE RIGHTS

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So, near the end of AC, one morning I'm in the shower... Tsume yells at me through the door while he's packing up.

Tsume: So...guess what I just found.

Anly: No idea.

Tsume: FireFox's giant bottle of lube.

Anly: *pauses for a moment to stifle laughter* And uh...so what?

Tsume: I don't know what to do with it.

Anly: We'll make it Karl's problem.

Later on, in FireFox's room, as we're all sitting around together.

Anly: So we found your giant bottle of lube in our room earlier.

FireFox: Yeah...you know what happened with that?

Anly: Karl got it?

FireFox: Actually...we think Tsume took it.

Anly: ...

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So, near the end of AC, one morning I'm in the shower... Tsume yells at me through the door while he's packing up.

Tsume: So...guess what I just found.

Anly: No idea.

Tsume: FireFox's giant bottle of lube.

Anly: *pauses for a moment to stifle laughter* And uh...so what?

Tsume: I don't know what to do with it.

Anly: We'll make it Karl's problem.

Later on, in FireFox's room, as we're all sitting around together.

Anly: So we found your giant bottle of lube in our room earlier.

FireFox: Yeah...you know what happened with that?

Anly: Karl got it?

FireFox: Actually...we think Tsume took it.

Anly: ...

. . .

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