Quotes of Win

[Guest Afevis]

[17:14] Jeffery Worbridge: Lysander, you're just a young Kristian Kit aren't you.

[Eriksson Foxtrot]

[17:57] Nrom Normandy: Which century did they assign you to?

[17:58] Jayce Iredell: B-1

[17:58] Jayce Iredell: Ahem

[17:58] Nrom Normandy: oh cool, Eriksson

[17:58] Jayce Iredell: I suppose.

[17:58] Jayce Iredell: Going to take getting used to.

[17:58] Nrom Normandy: he's an alright guy, canadian but you can't expect everything

I am going to kill you Nrom. Look behind you next time you step out of the blue forcefield. >:(

[Agares Tretiak]

I'll be standing behind you, Eriksson.

[Guest Afevis]

[16:27] Agares Tretiak shouts: I AM LORD AGARES, OF THE PRAETORIAN CLAN. I AM SWORN TO HONORABLE SERVICE IN THE NAME OF MY MASTER, LORD ARYTE VESPERIA. I CHALLENGE YOU TO COMBAT AS MEN, BLADE TO BLADE.

[Ciel Eilde]

[Conversation today, with my mother.]

Mom: "You should get a job."

Me: "I know.."

Mom: "You can't take staples out of pieces of paper, but I'm sure there's a job out there for you that doesn't involve so much work."

Me: ¬_¬ *not amuse*

[Murcielago Neox]

Postcount = penis size on any forum.

One of the many reasons we all love Zrazor

[Sebris Montpark]

remember that squad of abercrombie & fitch catalog models?

This tops it!

Look at the guy and read his profile Description X3

[Corsi Mousehold]

Mancandy!

[Kithsuneca Eilde]

He reaaaallly loves that Maaaannnncandy!

[BlackSergal]

We almost got him to dive into lava for a free rifle :P

[Eriksson Foxtrot]

So, we got some little troll/goblin thing in the HUB, and he seemed to mind his own business so I IMed him the second time teleporting, as the first time he came in he screamed something through a sound file, and ran into the lava subsequently dieing... he wanted to know the right path for him as a troll, so I gave him my word on that.

[03:30] Eriksson Foxtrot: Hi there, may I ask your intent of visiting Titan this evening?

[03:31] Hob Hawksby: um.. me wandered off beaten track by the looks sir

[03:31] Eriksson Foxtrot: Verklund is the right track.

[03:31] Hob Hawksby: okee that :)

[03:32] Mercury: Lost contact: Hob Hawksby

Then about 10 minutes later I IM him asking how he is making out in Verklund, see if he made it in OK... that was not the case I guess.

[03:39] Eriksson Foxtrot: How're you making out in Verklund?

[03:40] Hob Hawksby: getting killed a lot sir :)

[03:40] Eriksson Foxtrot: Oh...

[Jester Spearmann]

overheard when visiting vanguard

AngelSnow Arbizu: OK LOOK

AngelSnow Arbizu: weve been over the verklund traffic rules, Angelsnows bullets have right of way

[RazorFox]

MEANWHILE, ON STARCRAFT 2...

You: This shit is bananas

Deadmon: B

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[Guest Afevis]

[17:54] Agares Tretiak: You have won my sticker of approval.

[17:54] Wolfe Hardin: It makes me genderless. D8

[17:54] Agares Tretiak: I don't have any either.

[17:55] Agares Tretiak: I theorize it's because they don't make any large enough.

[17:55] Wolfe Hardin: HAHAHAHA

[17:56] Agares Tretiak: Also, you quote that and you will die in such inhuman agony, you'll try to take your own life, to quicken the process D:<

[17:56] Wolfe Hardin: But Desereck made cyanide tabs for me. :3

[17:56] Wolfe Hardin: Maybe he was trying to imply something.

[17:57] Wolfe Hardin: I hope not.

[18:58] Wolfe Hardin: I'm having a hard time mounting my phone. :<

[18:59] You: ....

[18:59] You: why are you trying to have sex with a phone

[19:02] Wolfe Hardin: I've been in Ordo for 10 months, and sill don't know how to throw grenades.

[19:03] Wolfe Hardin: I threw a grenade one time.

[19:04] Wolfe Hardin: And that was by accident at a meeting.

[19:04] Wolfe Hardin: Nearly killed the SIM due to the massive spike in AV movement.

[ribena Homewood]

And ladies and gentlemen; your glorified leader of the almighty Praetorian Guard:

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: The chest hair guides us.

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: You must rub the chest hair.

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: RUB. THE. CHEST HAIR.

[Cygna]

[2010/06/22 7:02] nekofox Breil: hi5

[2010/06/22 7:02] nekofox Breil: :>

[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: hey you play apb yet

[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: its awsome

[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: :>

[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: oh

[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: apb.com

[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: its a new game

[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: this came out

[2010/06/22 7:03] nekofox Breil: its awsome sauce

[2010/06/25 7:09] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[2010/06/25 7:09] nekofox Breil: :>

[2010/06/25 7:15] nekofox Breil is Offline

[2010/06/26 13:14] You sense a disturbance in the force... (nekofox Breil is typing)

[2010/06/26 13:14] nekofox Breil: tell yoko to call me ^.~

[2010/06/26 13:14] nekofox Breil: lol

[2010/06/26 13:16] nekofox Breil is Offline

[2010/07/03 7:18] nekofox Breil: intus

[2010/07/03 7:18] nekofox Breil: huggies

[2010/07/03 8:20] nekofox Breil is Offline

[2010/07/09 12:18] nekofox Breil: intus

[2010/07/09 12:18] nekofox Breil: huggies

[2010/07/09 12:21] nekofox Breil is Offline

[2010/07/15 18:35] *** parent estate: 0

[2010/07/15 18:35] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[2010/07/15 18:36] nekofox Breil: huggies

[2010/07/22 11:55] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[2010/07/22 11:55] nekofox Breil: huggies

[2010/08/06 13:03] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[2010/08/06 13:03] nekofox Breil: huggies

[2010/08/06 13:03] nekofox Breil: what

[2010/08/06 13:03] nekofox Breil: you dont love me

[2010/08/06 13:05] nekofox Breil: intus

[2010/08/06 13:06] nekofox Breil: i sign up

[2010/08/06 13:06] nekofox Breil: for appl for ordo

[2010/08/06 13:06] nekofox Breil: but i dont know if i get in or not

[2010/08/06 13:10] nekofox Breil is Offline

[2010/08/11 22:09] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[2010/08/11 22:09] nekofox Breil: huggies

[2010/08/27 20:02] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[2010/09/11 13:36] nekofox Breil: INTUS

[2010/09/11 13:36] nekofox Breil: i love you

-- Instant message logging enabled --

[09:17] Incoming message from (nekofox Breil)

[09:17] nekofox Breil: hey intus

I don't know this guy. I spoke to him once or something about joining Ordo about a year ago.

[RazorFox]

And ladies and gentlemen; your glorified leader of the almighty Praetorian Guard:

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: The chest hair guides us.

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: You must rub the chest hair.

[11:02] Agares Tretiak: RUB. THE. CHEST HAIR.

WITH JOY AND ZEAL IN OUR HEARTS

WE GIVE OUR LIVES TO THE CHEST HAIR.

[Williamca Zenovka]

@Intus

I lol'd also, APB is going down, like servers completely after being out for only 3 months. I think thats a new record btw GLAD NOONE FROM ORDO PLAYS IT...Oh wait.

[Trinity Heckroth]

[8:46] Intus Infinity shouts: http://www.cdc.gov/condomeffectiveness/latex.htm

[8:46] Intus Infinity: oops.

[8:46] Trinity Heckroth: ...

[8:46] Intus Infinity: I didn't mean to shout that

[Aryte]

ROFL

[Johann]

[21:28:53] Sean7 Hoggard: can you spare 350l

[21:29:06] Johann Wilberg: ... Lol.

[21:29:13] Sean7 Hoggard: i need a cock x.x

[Guest Afevis]

THAT CAN BE TAKEN SO MANY WAYS LOL

[RazorFox]

I remember Sean7 Hoggard from when he was in VG. He used to hit on everyone when he wasn't stand in in a corner doing that DotA by himself. He also got really mad when Lance LeFay or someone was making fun of him for having Aspergers syndrome.

[Scarlet Flaks]

[22:11:15] Scarlet Flaks: Have we pull'd out yet? Raid team should be gone by now.

[22:11:18] Scarlet Flaks: I wanna visit. D:

[22:11:19] Kino Tchailenov: Yeah

[22:11:22] Kino Tchailenov is offering a TP to http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kampfzone/138/127/31 (M)

[22:23:29] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[22:23:29] Ordo HUD 0.3.11: Collision: 7.92x57mm - Zack Teichmann

[22:23:31] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kampfzone/139/125/28

-- Instant message logging enabled --

[22:26:02] Scarlet Flaks: Aryte.

[22:26:21] Scarlet Flaks: Requesting permission to enter Kampfzone and behead Zack Teichman

[22:26:25] Aryte Vesperia: SI

[22:26:29] Scarlet Flaks: Grascias.

[22:27:37] Aryte Vesperia is Offline

[22:26:48] Kino Tchailenov's teleport lure is to http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kampfzone/135/129/31 (M)

[22:26:55] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Titan/74/71/2468

[22:27:38] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:27:38] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:27:38] Otto Oakleaf: USA USA USA

[22:27:40] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw

[22:27:40] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow

[22:27:40] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow

[22:27:46] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow

[22:27:46] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:27:46] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:27:47] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow

[22:27:47] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:27:47] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow

[22:27:47] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw

[22:27:48] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:27:51] Lee Serenity has left chat range.

[22:27:54] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw

[22:27:56] Kino Tchailenov has left chat range.

[22:27:56] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow

[22:27:56] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:27:57] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow

[22:27:57] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw

[22:27:59] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:27:59] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow

[22:27:59] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw

[22:29:39] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:29:39] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:29:40] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow

[22:29:40] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:29:41] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw

[22:29:41] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): draw bow

[22:29:41] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): throw

[22:29:41] nuketoast Magic (Channel 1): HL2_nade_string3

[22:29:43] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[22:29:46] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kampfzone/136/114/32

Meanwhile in an entirely unrelated IM:

[2010-09-18 22:24:20] Aryte Vesperia: [22:23] Disembodied Hand: because hes a badass

[22:23] Tsume Xiao: ?

[22:23] Disembodied Hand: scarlet

And seconds later:

[2010-09-18 22:24:32] Tsume Xiao: [22:23] Disembodied Hand: because hes a badass

[22:23] Tsume Xiao: ?

[22:23] Disembodied Hand: scarlet

[22:23] Tsume Xiao: Who? o.

[2010-09-18 22:24:48] Tsume Xiao: Aryte on vent :Scarlet is a badass."

[Mickel Reed]

THAT CAN BE TAKEN SO MANY WAYS LOL

This is where I go "350 for a cock, he's being ripped off" right?

Those things are probably the only reason I'm glad you can't make sculpties flexible. Just think... Big, floppy... No, wait. Don't think that. It's terrible.