Quotes of Win

[Tsukiyomi Yuhara]

[02:18] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: Tomarrow, when you get inducted

[02:18] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: you'll be assigned a squad

[02:18] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: heh you can't ask for a squad im kidding

[02:18] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: :o

[02:18] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: but yea

[02:18] Tala Spingflower: xD

[02:18] Tala Spingflower: Well, i chose terra

[02:19] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: sisi

[02:19] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: Ground forces

[02:20] Tala Spingflower: YEA. EARTH, WIND, FIRE ,WATER, ...HEART?

[02:20] Tala Spingflower: :, idk

[02:20] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: xD

[02:21] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: you'll fit in well

[02:21] Tala Spingflower: i wanna be in the heart legion

[02:21] Tala Spingflower: :3c

[02:21] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: xD

[02:21] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: quoting

[02:21] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: :o

[02:21] Tala Spingflower: D:

[Guest Afevis]

  

[19:56] (COM): Wolfe Hardin: Why yes, I'm listening to Britney Spears. >:|

[Guest Afevis]

[23:41] Mercury: Declaring new OIC for Titan: Milites Zack Teichmann.

[23:41] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: OH GOD

[23:41] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: NO

[23:41] (COM): Afevis Sodertelge: LOL

[23:41] (COM): Afevis Sodertelge: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[23:42] (COM): Zack Teichmann: BRING ME MY WINE

[23:42] Mercury: Declaring new OIC for Titan: Imperator Aryte Vesperia.

[Guest Afevis]

[00:46] (COM): Zack Teichmann: PURGE THE HERETICS

[00:46] (COM): Zack Teichmann: BURN THEIR VILLIAGES

[00:47] (COM): Zack Teichmann: RAPE THEIR WOMEN

[00:47] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: HIDE YO KIDS

[00:47] (COM): Zack Teichmann: KILL THEIR CHILDREN

[00:47] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: HIDE YO WIVES

[00:47] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: THEY RAPIN' EVER'BODY OUT THER.

[00:47] (COM): Vash Ghostaltar: LMAO aryte

[00:47] (COM): Zack Teichmann: PURGE THE- dammit, Aryte.

[Acheron Gloom]

[00:46] (COM): Zack Teichmann: PURGE THE HERETICS

[00:46] (COM): Zack Teichmann: BURN THEIR VILLIAGES

[00:47] (COM): Zack Teichmann: RAPE THEIR WOMEN

Rape their villages; burn the women!

Edited November 7, 2010 by Acheron Gloom

[Aryte]

RUN TELL THAT, HOMEBOY.

[Tsukiyomi Yuhara]

[10:15] Eriksson Foxtrot: I went on a Scuba Trip early on in the day.

[10:15] Eriksson Foxtrot: Up to Tobermory

[10:16] Eriksson Foxtrot: and I saw some fursuiter in wal-mart, in a city on the drive up.

[10:16] Eriksson Foxtrot: So I walked up to him, and engaged in some sort of Conversation

[10:16] Eriksson Foxtrot: Complimenting his suit, as it was... Very similar to what my SL av looks like.

[10:16] Eriksson Foxtrot: I was pretty astonished.

[10:16] Eriksson Foxtrot: Until.

[10:16] Eriksson Foxtrot: I saw something that looked like mayonnaise on his fursuit.

[10:16] Pr0wer Miles: AW

[10:17] Stirn Aurotharius: Dx

[10:17] Stirn Aurotharius: AWWWWWW

[10:17] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[10:17] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: must

[10:17] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: Quote

[10:17] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: that

[10:17] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: xD

[10:17] Eriksson Foxtrot: My face immediately turned bright red, trying to not succomb to the impending laughter.

[10:17] Zerowinged Vasiliev is Online

[10:17] Eriksson Foxtrot: As a side note: We were in produce, and he was standing next to the bananas.

[10:17] Eriksson Foxtrot: So that DID not help.

[10:17] Pr0wer Miles: XD

[10:17] Tsukiyomi Yuhara: xD

[10:18] Stirn Aurotharius: lmao[10:18] Eriksson Foxtrot: I had to book it, and excuse myself as I laugh up a storm in another aisle.

[Trinity Heckroth]

[15:42] Disembodied Hand: you arent gunna see a guy pullover and stick is dong in the fuel tank

[Tiridates Mikadze]

Was shown this. >http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1412/698895174_7fa1584682.jpg?v=0%3E

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: I don't get it

[16:02] Tiridates Mikadze: look at the name he's changing too

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: I know

[16:02] Tiridates Mikadze: when you see it

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: I don't

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: get it

[16:02] Tiridates Mikadze: MEGATRON

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: Megatron?

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: I don't..

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: :c

[16:02] Tiridates Mikadze: TRANSFORMERS

[16:02] Tiridates Mikadze: MEGATRON

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH WOW

[Legna Beorn]

Was shown this. >http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1412/698895174_7fa1584682.jpg?v=0%3E

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: I don't get it

[16:02] Tiridates Mikadze: look at the name he's changing too

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: I know

[16:02] Tiridates Mikadze: when you see it

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: I don't

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: get it

[16:02] Tiridates Mikadze: MEGATRON

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: Megatron?

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: I don't..

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: :c

[16:02] Tiridates Mikadze: TRANSFORMERS

[16:02] Tiridates Mikadze: MEGATRON

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH

[16:02] Scarlet Flaks: OH WOW

A similar case involved a man who changed his name to Optimus Prime. so that his kids could say "yeah? well my dad's Optimus prime!"

[RazorFox]

I have decided

To speak only in haiku

It will be funny

Here's a text convo

Between me and Trinity

Earlier today

Trinity:

You should be happy

The day of your birth has passed

Now get back online.

Zrazor:

Still in New Orleans

Plan on Bourbon Street tonight

Be back Sunday night

Zrazor:

Had to shave my beard

For this dumb cotillion thing

Now I buy a purse ;-;

Trinity:

Cleanliness is good

Being next to godliness

Enjoy your new purse

Zrazor:

It's very handy

For holding all my makeup

And jailbroke iPhone

Trinity:

Is it cute and pink

With little spark'ly sequins

Bedazzled on it?

Zrazor:

It is black leather

And seven hundred dollars

Zrazor wears Prada

[Williamca Zenovka]

[09:47] Tuqiri Breen: Firefox you have Access to the database right?

[09:48] FireFox Breed: yea

[09:48] Tuqiri Breen: Could you update the merits i got please?

[09:48] FireFox Breed: what you missing

[09:48] Williamca Zenovka: wat

[09:48] FireFox Breed: n for everyone i put in. you gota slap williamca

[09:49] Tuqiri Breen: The love merit

[09:49] Tuqiri Breen: you get from fishing

[09:49] Williamca Zenovka: ...

[09:49] Williamca Zenovka facepaws >.<

[09:49] FireFox Breed: wut

[09:49] FireFox Breed: thats not in the system

[09:49] Tuqiri Breen: ...

[09:49] Tuqiri Breen: I dont know the full name D :

[09:49] Mercury: Lost contact: Allex Nyn

[09:49] Tuqiri Breen: Aryte's Love Merit

[Williamca Zenovka]

[09:49] (COM): Disembodied Hand: somethings effed with my camera

[09:50] (COM): Gherwinh Riel: How so?

[09:50] (COM): Disembodied Hand: its really high set, like when i walk i only see the top of my head

[09:50] (COM): Gherwinh Riel: Must be something in the settings, what client are you using?

[09:51] (COM): Disembodied Hand: phoenix, but i havnet changed anything

[09:51] (COM): Gherwinh Riel: Odd indeed.

[09:51] (COM): Keller Teichmann: If you have a mousewheel, use the scroll wheel while holding CTRL and/or alt

[09:51] (COM): Keller Teichmann: Moves/rotates the camera up and down.

[09:52] (COM): Liam Macalroy: oh god, he's trying to look like snake

[09:52] (COM): Disembodied Hand: it still resets to this weird positonwhen i move

[09:52] (COM): Williamca Zenovka: It's shift and mousewheel keller.

[09:53] (COM): Williamca Zenovka: I think

[09:53] (COM): Disembodied Hand: oh god william

[09:53] (COM): Disembodied Hand: im going to impregnate you then abort it because i already have a kid

[09:53] (COM): Disembodied Hand: thanks

[RazorFox]

Ctrl + 9 resets it to default zoom.

[Williamca Zenovka]

Ctrl + 9 resets it to default zoom.

He was looking for the camera rotation that looks down upon your head bug Hold shift and use mousewheel you will see it if you use phoenix. ESC used to reset it, ctrl 9 does nothing for that.

[Tuqiri Breen]

[09:47] Tuqiri Breen: Firefox you have Access to the database right?

[09:48] FireFox Breed: yea

[09:48] Tuqiri Breen: Could you update the merits i got please?

[09:48] FireFox Breed: what you missing

[09:48] Williamca Zenovka: wat

[09:48] FireFox Breed: n for everyone i put in. you gota slap williamca

[09:49] Tuqiri Breen: The love merit

[09:49] Tuqiri Breen: you get from fishing

[09:49] Williamca Zenovka: ...

[09:49] Williamca Zenovka facepaws >.<

[09:49] FireFox Breed: wut

[09:49] FireFox Breed: thats not in the system

[09:49] Tuqiri Breen: ...

[09:49] Tuqiri Breen: I dont know the full name D :

[09:49] Mercury: Lost contact: Allex Nyn

[09:49] Tuqiri Breen: Aryte's Love Merit

:< I just woke up then

[Wolfe Hardin]

[19:54] Wolfe Hardin: I'll be back in a few minutes. I need to get the junk out of my trunk so I can get my tools in to work tomorrow.

[19:54] Ron Bleac: ROFL

[19:54] Ron Bleac: WOLFE

[19:54] Hollowmengitus Yifu: "get the junk out of my trunk"

[19:55] Ron Bleac: "So I can get tools into work tomorrow"

[19:55] Wolfe Hardin: I'm not kidding, I have a bunch of empty boxes in my trunk

[Agares Tretiak]

I have decided

To speak only in haiku

It will be funny

Here's a text convo

Between me and Trinity

Earlier today

Agares watching the snow

knows Zrazor slays art of Haiku

his crimson anger grows

[RazorFox]

Agares watching the snow

knows Zrazor slays art of Haiku

his crimson anger grows

Mr. Praefectus

You are doing it all wrong

Yo, five, seven, five

[Agares Tretiak]

You use a strict syllable count.

I try the alternate method that tries to preserve the use of "moras". Which doesn't translate exactly into syllables.

[Crash Silverfall]

[10:20] Aryte Vesperia: Tell me wot you think.

[10:21] You: Why are you so much better then me

[10:21] You: :<

[10:21] Aryte Vesperia: Sorry Charlie.

[10:21] You: Kay Angel

[10:21] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[10:36] Arc Vyper: FREEZE CUMBAG.

[10:36] Arc Vyper: SCUMBAG*

[10:36] Lanny Ansar: ...

[10:36] Arc Vyper: I totally meant scumbag.

[10:36] You: rofl

[12:18] Crash Silverfall: FFF

[12:18] Crash Silverfall: C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[12:19] Jason Backer IM's Bast saying I caught you with Fladara having carnal relations

[12:19] Jason Backer: C-C-COCK BLOCKER

[12:19] Crash Silverfall: ...

[12:07] Steff Flintoff: G.I.R.L. Guy in real life =p

[2009/08/09 19:18] Aryte Vesperia hugs

[2009/08/09 19:18] Aryte Vesperia: YOU ARE MY FAVORITE CRASH

[2009/08/09 19:18] Aryte Vesperia sniffles.

[16:42] Crash Silverfall: RIBENA

[16:42] Crash Silverfall: Bish

[16:43] ribena Homewood: WUT

[16:43] ribena Homewood: GOD

[16:45] ribena Homewood: Quote it.

[16:45] Crash Silverfall: i did

[16:45] ribena Homewood: Must be bad because you have no family.

[16:45] ribena Homewood: OOOPS.

[16:45] Crash Silverfall: OI

[16:45] Crash Silverfall: thats it

[16:45] Crash Silverfall: you wanna go

[16:46] ribena Homewood: Wanna go where? You're too young to drive.

[9:31] ribena Homewood: gtfo

[9:31] ribena Homewood: you already have it

[9:31] ribena Homewood: my badge

[9:31] ribena Homewood: >:O

[9:31] ribena Homewood: h8 u

ribena Homewood: No, I just have a strange fetish with transexuals.

ribena Homewood (1): CHECK:CRASH'S ASS

15:00] ribena Homewood: I'm fat

[15:00] ribena Homewood: lazy

[15:00] ribena Homewood: and

[15:00] ribena Homewood: obese

[14:57] Anlysia Gregoire: Crash killed me in the Outpost. :<

[14:57] Crash Silverfall: am i that good

[14:57] ribena Homewood: How Crash rolls.

[14:47] Aryte Vesperia: BAD CRASH

[14:52] Sosarin Demar: No fruit snacks for you after this.

[14:52] Crash Silverfall: :<

[2:57] Kristian Kit (COM): Crash crashed us >:[

BAM ALOT OF QUOTES, old ones btw

[RazorFox]

That is not how I

Was taught to write a haiku

Back in the third grade

[Trinity Heckroth]

Haiku is poem

with seventeen syllables

from ancient Asia

[Lanny Ansar]

ribena Homewood (1): CHECK:CRASH'S ASS

Almost as awesome as /1goto:narnia

[RazorFox]

Haiku is poem

with seventeen syllables

from ancient Asia

*from ancient Japan