Super story compilation

[Keno]

The is the super story all in one, I will keep it up to date.

Today is tuesday, Keno went to the gentlemen's club to pick up some Coffee and Tea. He then got some cigars because he is awesome and logged on to Second Life and finished the P99 and do some Yoga. Which inspired him to cocaine and gunau lol'd because keno sucks at not being awesome but Gunau is meanwhile stashing his pirate horde under the volcano He ate apples and died. you guys failed miserably, my insanely huge penis will destroy all of your asses!!" He then Lagged so bad, he Killed himself. Then he whined on vent for cookies and ice cream. but mystically caught fire and exploded, but not before Emma started butting in again for keno to be awesome and save the day he actually got an ice cream, only to be a haggis ice cream, Making Keno One happy bunny. Then, out of the blue he started a riot shouting that everyone should put on part hats and join the resistance against Pontoppidan's Everywhere , Who will rule the world under one Aryte Vesperia the all Powerfuly MAMA LUIGI. So then a bunch of sailors with guns came to titan to dance and part all night long but then someone set them up the bomb and war were beginning. Then some smurfs came along and Rape the cadets. So Emma went over to the cadets and launched a nuke but then realised that Keno needs to finish the p99 and shot another nuke after the other nuke so that all the grass hoppers of the world could unite against the llama people from rainbow land. Meanwhile Keno began to finish the stuff he needs to after he finished the p99 and then ran away and killed himself by sticking his head in a microwave so Then he made everyone in ordo poptarts but then he died. Aelus jumped from the ashes and began writing a new religion called Scientology. SAGA OF RIN-CON, which covered atrocious and sinister topics like WeeGee. The WEEGEE creature mutated and turned Aelus into a god, to which he reshaped the universe to be filled with poop. It was also filled with all sorts of small, shriveled Nuclear bombs, and Cookie eating Emma. Also the essence of Aelus which was made of pure radioactive material that presented those who touched it with the status of a demigod. Those who sought it gave everyone AIDS. But then Slybucks cured AIDs with it's magnificent Coffee, but Bruno heard about things so he jumped into his Banna boat; and sailed to Zimbawe there he Gave Jayce Iredell a hug and then Converted to Aelus's religion and became a robot made out of rhino tusks and crushed asphalt. Before long Emma jumps back in to the story, and shoots himself, but then suddenly The Andromeda Acendant drops out of slipstream and drops a Nova bomb on the world destorying it and Aelus's religion, but not before Keno arrives on scene with a finished P99, and gives one to Cheeso, who then Proceeds to shoot Emma repeatedly, and then gets demoted down to Ubar General of the Legion of Liberation (LoL). Meanwhile, Gunau Was stroking his ego when magical Trevor appears and killed Gunau with a rubber ducky while the stay-puff marshmallow man commits Suicide and rains chocolate all over the city. Tay Zonday sings Chocolate rain when it happens and gets runned over by the Mach 5 driven by Hunter and brings out his flame thrower and begins to die. Next person to die was Intus Infinity because hunter only played dead and as godzilla but godzilla tripped on a small child so magical Trevor's deadly rubber ducky goes on a killing spree, and teams up with a insane dentist Bunnie with a claw for a hand and it's name was Timmahy. The Aelus appeared in a form suitable for your eyes--human or furry--and began reciting epic writings of the edifice of sychronicity before calling upon The light of CACKARATTA. With this light he fires down upon the lands wiping out most of the living creatures on the planet. Now it is the year 2068 AD and things have change for the the worse. There are Roaming bands of disgruntled Frenchmen, who have shaved all their heads while eating cheese with there wine in their houses. There leader was the great bald headed Joesph Spearmann who Is known for his armada of broken down vehicles, and dancing arround like Ballerina in a itsy bisty teenie weenie yellow poke-a-dot bikini that he got for they first time today. so he was seen by enemy aircraft because of the shine from his bald head, and was napalm bombed into oblivion. Then suddenly and without warning keno popped out of a bush eating a carrot and gave Seb a big hug and gave him a P99 Wich promptly broke and Keno laughed his ass off, but then chris hanson came with his camera crew and said "die" and then shot Keno in the head with a large spitball. Keno wiped it off, crying a bit, then dialed Aelus on his cell to which he promptly conversed about giant robots while the Ordo gets a giant mobile ground fortress armed with lasers, missiles , and rubber dildos strapped to there heads, meanwhile Emma nukes Keno, and luckily Keno was weaing his nuke proof suit, so he laughed at Emma and retaliated by dropping lead weights and a sack of onions on Emma's head, causing an unexpected reaction in the nuclear fallout that ripped thru Keno's suit killing him instantly. Emma laughs and moves Kenos dead carcus in a pit and molests it causing keno to becoem undead and extreamly horny, he used his to rip out emmas beating heart. He then goes on to molest Emma's body which crumbles into dust. After this Keno's body dissolved messily, leaving a verdant slime that coated the general vicinity. Per chance, a recent recruit slips on said slime, leading to the unforseen consequences of a full blown broken spine. The new recruit lies on the ground screaming for help and a another member of ordo named Gunau Sodwind trying to molests the new recruit in the ear Inadvertently gives the recruit pancakes, to which the recruit says heartily, "SILLY RECRUIT I HAVE CONTROL OF HIS BODY THANKS TO MY SLIME" So Gunau gets angry and kills the entire population of the teddy bears from planet Sparta where Bruno Ziskey lives in his little pit filled with coffee which is swiftly raided by a thirsty Aryte thusly Bruno died from a lack of coffee and the people of Sparta started to worship Aryte by giving him lots of coffee and new cadet's for the ordo who where secretly brainwashed by the Keno controlling the new recruit so he could make them suck each other's dicks with thier vacuum cleaners robots. Meanwhile Keno screws up the matrix by turning everyone in there into a army of Kenos so he can finally .........To be continued.

[Keno]

And this version I fixed some things to try and have it make more sense.....

Today is tuesday, Keno went to the gentlemen's club to pick up some coffee and tea. He then got some cigars because he is awesome and logged on to Second Life and finished the P99 and do some yoga. Which inspired him to take cocaine and Gunau lol'd because Keno sucks at not being awesome but Gunau was meanwhile stashing his pirate horde under the volcano but he ate apples and died.

"You guys failed miserably, my insanely huge penis will destroy all of your asses!!" said Gunau.

He then lagged so bad, he killed himself. Then he whined on vent for cookies and ice cream but mystically caught fire and exploded but not before Emma started butting in again for Keno to be awesome and save the day, he actually got an ice cream, only to be a haggis ice cream, making Keno one sad bunny.

Then, out of the blue he started a riot shouting that everyone should put on party hats and join the resistance against Pontoppidan's everywhere, who will rule the world under one Aryte Vesperia the all powerfull MAMA LUIGI.

So then a bunch of sailors with guns came to Titan to dance and party all night long but then someone set them up the bomb and war began. Then some smurfs came along and raped the cadets. So Emma went over to the cadets and launched a nuke but then realised that Keno needs to finish the P99 and shot another nuke so that all the grass hoppers of the world could unite against the llama people from rainbow land.

Meanwhile Keno began to finish the stuff he needs to after he finished the P99 but then ran away and killed himself by sticking his head in a microwave so then he made everyone in ordo poptarts but then he died. Aelus jumped from the ashes and began writing a new religion called SAGA OF RIN-CON, which covered atrocious and sinister topics like WeeGee. The WEEGEE creature mutated and turned Aelus into a god, to which he reshaped the universe to be filled with poop. It was also filled with all sorts of small, shriveled Nuclear bombs and a cookie eating Emma. Also the essence of Aelus which was made of pure radioactive material that presented those who touched it with the status of a demigod. Those who sought it gave everyone AIDS. But then Slybucks cured AIDs with it's magnificent Coffee, but Bruno heard about things so he jumped into his Banna boat; and sailed to Zimbawe there he Gave Jayce Iredell a hug and then Converted to Aelus's religion and became a robot made out of rhino tusks and crushed asphalt.

Before long Emma jumps back in to the story, and shoots himself, but then suddenly the Andromeda Acendant drops out of slipstream and drops a nova bomb on the world destorying it and Aelus's religion, but not before Keno arrives on scene with a finished P99, and gives one to Cheeso, who then Proceeds to shoot Emma repeatedly and then gets demoted down to Ubar General of the Legion of Liberation (LoL).

Meanwhile, Gunau was stroking his ego when Magical Trevor appears and kills Gunau with a rubber ducky while the stay-puff marshmallow man commits suicide and rains chocolate all over the city. Tay Zonday sings Chocolate rain when it happens and gets ran over by the Mach 5 driven by Hunter who brings out his flame thrower and begins to die. Next person to die was Intus Infinity because Hunter only played dead and as Godzilla he tripped on a small child so Magical Trevor's deadly rubber ducky goes on a killing spree and teams up with a insane dentist bunnie with a claw for a hand and it's name was Timmahy.

Then Aelus appeared in a form suitable for human or furry eyes and began reciting epic writings of the edifice of sychronicity before calling upon the light of CACKARATTA. With this light he fires down upon the lands wiping out most of the living creatures on the planet.

Now it is the year 2068 AD and things have change for the the worse. There are Roaming bands of disgruntled Frenchmen, who have shaved all their heads while eating cheese with there wine in their houses. There leader was the great bald headed Joesph Spearmann who is known for his armada of broken down vehicles and dancing arround like ballerina in a itsy bisty teenie weenie yellow poke-a-dot bikini that he got for they first time today. So he was seen by enemy aircraft because of the shine from his bald head and was napalm bombed into oblivion. Then suddenly and without warning Keno popped out of a bush eating a carrot and gave Seb a big hug and gave him a P99 which promptly broke and Keno laughed his ass off but then Chris Hanson came with his camera crew and said "die" and then shot Keno in the head with a large spitball. Keno wiped it off, crying a bit, then dialed Aelus on his mobilel to which he promptly conversed about giant robots while the Ordo gets a giant mobile ground fortress armed with lasers, missiles and rubber dildos strapped to there heads.

Meanwhile Emma nukes Keno but luckily Keno was weaing his nuke proof suit, so he laughed at Emma and retaliated by dropping lead weights and a sack of onions on Emma's head, causing an unexpected reaction in the nuclear fallout that ripped through Keno's suit killing him instantly. Emma laughs and moved Keno's dead carcus into a pit and molests it causing Keno to become undead and extreamly horny, he used his mouth to rip out Emma's beating heart. He then goes on to molest Emma's body which crumbles into dust. After this Keno's body dissolved messily, leaving a verdant slime that coated the general vicinity. Per chance, a recent recruit slips on said slime, leading to the unforseen consequences of a full blown broken spine. The new recruit lies on the ground screaming for help and another member of the Ordo named Gunau Sodwind trys to molests the new recruit in the ear and inadvertently gives the recruit pancakes, to which the recruit says heartily, "SILLY RECRUIT I HAVE CONTROL OF HIS BODY THANKS TO MY SLIME".

So Gunau gets angry and kills the entire population of the teddy bears from planet Sparta where Bruno Ziskey lives in his little pit filled with coffee which is swiftly raided by a thirsty Aryte thusly Bruno died from a lack of coffee and the people of Sparta started to worship Aryte by giving him lots of coffee and new cadet's for the Ordo who where secretly brainwashed by Keno controlling the recruit so he could make them suck each other's dicks with their vacuum cleaner robots. Meanwhile Keno screws up the matrix by turning everyone in there into a army of Kenos so he can finally .........To be continued.

[Yoko]

to be continued when!

[Keno]

When..... people add more to it..?