Journey to the Dog God (Encounter at Titan)

[Jayce Iredell]

[2:34] Butthole Magic: MESSAMO YOU HOTILE THING YOU

[2:34] Lucian Collas is Online

[2:34] Messamo House: SO HOTILE

[2:34] Plant Straaf: what are you???

[2:34] RC Newtype Funnel v1.04: (Touch to Activate/Deactivate). Say /6return to make funnel return

[2:34] Plant Straaf: you look like a gundamn pirate teddy bear

[2:35] Butthole Magic: You look like mrs buttersworth

[2:35] Butthole Magic: May I feast on your delicious stickiness?

[2:35] Plant Straaf: im a knight!!!heeed my call!!!

[2:35] Butthole Magic: YOu are syrup

[2:35] Butthole Magic: delicious syrup

[2:35] Plant Straaf: no i am knight

[2:35] Messamo House: Tasty Syrup.

[2:35] Butthole Magic: NO! you're syrup

[2:35] Plant Straaf: if i was syrup then id be sticky

[2:36] Messamo House: SYRUP!

[2:36] Butthole Magic: you are sticky

[2:36] Messamo House: You are so sticky.

[2:36] Messamo House: I can FEEL it.

[2:36] Plant Straaf: haha funny funny im a carrot your a bunny so bight me

[2:36] Butthole Magic: Dont stick on me bro

[2:36] Messamo House: Yeah bro, why r u be stick on me

[2:36] Plant Straaf: touches you haha!! sticky

[2:36] Butthole Magic: Are you a maple syrup carrot?

[2:36] Messamo House: Carrots are orange, you are not orange.

[2:36] Plant Straaf: im anything you want me to be but i say im a knight

[2:36] Butthole Magic: Where is your orange?

[2:36] Plant Straaf: i can be orange

[2:37] Plant Straaf: see???

[2:37] Messamo House: He is curely a carrot.

[2:37] Butthole Magic: You are a syrup carrot

[2:37] Messamo House: SYRUP CARROT

[2:37] Butthole Magic: DElicious syrup carrot

[2:37] Plant Straaf: want to fight battles with me???

[2:37] Messamo House: From the round breakfast table!

[2:37] Plant Straaf: right! now lets go fight

[2:37] Butthole Magic: I shall fight you with knife and fork

[2:38] The Tengu is Online

[2:38] Butthole Magic: my teeth shall be my blade

[2:38] Plant Straaf: not me other people like other people

[2:38] Messamo House: He has bear teeth, you should be scared.

[2:38] Plant Straaf: im not a bad guy

[2:38] Butthole Magic: You are a syrup carrot

[2:38] Plant Straaf: please dont i didnt do anything

[2:38] Plant Straaf: not anymore see!???!!?

[2:38] Messamo House: Those teeth are razor sharp.

[2:38] Butthole Magic: You are now just syrup

[2:38] Messamo House: Just syrup.

[2:38] Butthole Magic: I will lick you

[2:38] Butthole Magic: lick

[2:38] Butthole Magic: lick

[2:38] Plant Straaf: syrup is brown

[2:38] Butthole Magic: mm

[2:39] Plant Straaf: ewww thats nasty

[2:39] Butthole Magic: you are delicious

[2:39] Butthole Magic: Delicious syrup

[2:39] Plant Straaf: thank you but thats nmasty

[2:39] Messamo House: Delicious...

[2:39] Butthole Magic: mcnasty's

[2:39] Butthole Magic: they have syrup

[2:39] Messamo House: McButter.

[2:39] Butthole Magic: Syrup like you

[2:39] Messamo House: They have butter.

[2:39] Butthole Magic: Buttery syrup

[2:39] Messamo House: The best kind.

[2:39] Plant Straaf: you guys finish each other its funny

[2:39] Plant Straaf: like a cartoon or something

[2:40] Butthole Magic: We finish each other's

[2:40] Messamo House: syrup

[2:40] Butthole Magic: Yes

[2:40] Messamo House: Mmmm.

[2:40] Plant Straaf: i bet your the same person

[2:40] Drapeta Berry is Online

[2:40] Butthole Magic: You are the same syrup

[2:40] Plant Straaf: so

[2:40] Messamo House: As from the bottle.

[2:40] Messamo House: So it's tasty.

[2:41] Butthole Magic: Tasty syrup

[2:41] Plant Straaf: you know failius???

[2:41] Butthole Magic: Do you know the syrup with the black lady?

[2:41] Butthole Magic: That syrup is lazy

[2:41] Messamo House: She is magical.

[2:41] Butthole Magic: It moves very

[2:41] Messamo House: Slow.

[2:42] Butthole Magic: lick

[2:42] Butthole Magic: lick

[2:42] Butthole Magic: lick

[2:42] Messamo House: lick

[2:42] Messamo House: Hi5!

[2:43] Plant Straaf: do you like my knight armor?

[2:43] Plant Straaf: i made it

[2:43] Butthole Magic: Is it made of

[2:43] Messamo House: Syrup.

[2:43] Messamo House: It is

[2:43] Butthole Magic: delicious?

[2:43] Messamo House: Yes.

[2:43] Plant Straaf: if you want it to be it canm be because if i give it to you its yours and you can do whatever with it

[2:43] Butthole Magic: Give me your syrup armor

[2:44] Plant Straaf: do you want the clothes to???

[2:44] Butthole Magic: Yes

[2:44] Butthole Magic: syrup zebra pants

[2:44] Messamo House: We want your cloths.

[2:44] Plant Straaf: there not zebra syrup pants there knight pants

[2:44] Butthole Magic: syrup knight

[2:44] Messamo House: Where is mine?

[2:44] Plant Straaf: if you want hahaha

[2:45] Plant Straaf: darnit hold on i forgot

[2:45] Plant Straaf gave you knight armor.

[2:45] Butthole Magic: How could you

[2:45] Messamo House: Forget me?

[2:45] Plant Straaf: im sorry!

[2:45] Plant Straaf gave you New Pants.

[2:45] Messamo House: I thought we was

[2:45] Butthole Magic: buddy

[2:45] Plant Straaf: i has celtic sword

[2:46] Butthole Magic: I have blades forged of cardboardium

[2:46] Plant Straaf: thats cool

[2:46] Plant Straaf: can we fight now???

[2:46] Butthole Magic: Cool like syrup

[2:46] Butthole Magic: Yes

[2:47] Kalel Mommsen is Offline

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[2:47] Plant Straaf: you killed me!!!

[2:47] Tiny Zaku II Weapons HUD v1.0 Char's Edition: Current Weapon: Grenade

[2:47] Butthole Magic: I am the stronger warrior

[2:47] Messamo House: We are stronger.

[2:47] Plant Straaf: but i can be stronger once i try and practice

[2:47] Plant Straaf: if i practice

[2:48] Butthole Magic: You need much

[2:48] Messamo House: practice dear boy.

[2:49] Plant Straaf: what did you paint red

[2:49] Plant Straaf: ?

[2:49] Kalel Mommsen is Online

[2:50] Butthole Magic: The syrup

[2:50] Butthole Magic: So it would go on my pancakes faster

[2:50] Plant Straaf: how would it go faster if it was red?

[2:50] Maritanouuu Arna is Offline

[2:50] Butthole Magic: Red goes faster

[2:50] Messamo House: Red is always faster.

[2:50] Plant Straaf: how though!?!??

[2:50] Butthole Magic: It is red

[2:51] Messamo House: Duh.

[2:51] Messamo House: Your helment goes pretty fat.

[2:51] Messamo House: fast!

[2:51] Messamo House: Its so fat, its full of syrup.

[2:51] Messamo House: But goes fast.

[2:51] Butthole Magic: Delicous syrup

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[2:52] Butthole Magic: I have

[2:52] Messamo House: two keyboards.

[2:52] Plant Straaf is Online

[2:52] Plant Straaf: ohhh

[2:52] Plant Straaf: but how are you smart enough to run two second lifes???

[2:52] Plant Straaf: probably practice

[2:52] Plant Straaf: you can do anything with practice

[2:52] Butthole Magic: I painted my

[2:52] Messamo House: brain red.

[2:53] Butthole Magic: Wear this to increese your power with the wolf gods

[2:53] Messamo House: This will surely increase your powers. Use it wisely.

[2:54] Plant Straaf: thank you

[2:54] Veluu Faulds is Offline

[2:54] Plant Straaf: it looks like a dog with braces

[2:54] Veluu Faulds is Online

[2:54] Messamo House: This is our leader.

[2:54] Butthole Magic: It's the wolf god

[2:54] Messamo House: Just as he looks.

[2:54] Messamo House: We worship him.

[2:55] Plant Straaf: whoever drew this is very unproposhenal

[2:55] Butthole Magic: It's dangerious to go alone

[2:55] Messamo House: take this.

[2:55] Plant Straaf: go where???

[2:55] You decline Time warriors sword! Linden damage from Butthole Magic.

[2:55] Plant Straaf: take what

[2:56] Messamo House: This.

[2:56] Plant Straaf: he said i cant have a sword

[2:56] Butthole Magic: The wolf god mask will allow you to

[2:56] Messamo House: this sword is different.

[2:56] Butthole Magic: As long as you wear it

[2:56] Maritanouuu Arna is Online

[2:57] Messamo House: This is the way

[2:57] Messamo House: to the wolf god

[2:57] Tiny Zaku II Weapons HUD v1.0 Char's Edition: Current Weapon: [sAFE]

[2:57] Tiny Zaku II Weapons HUD v1.0 Char's Edition: Current Weapon: Beam Machine Gun

[2:57] Tiny Zaku II Weapons HUD v1.0 Char's Edition: Current Weapon: Heat Hawk

[2:58] Plant Straaf: we are looking for dog god

[2:58] Jayce Iredell: I'm a fox......

[2:58] Jayce Iredell: ;/

[2:58] Messamo House: he is not the one

[2:58] Plant Straaf: and they said if i were this dog on my face i can were this sword too

[2:58] Plant Straaf: no

[2:58] Plant Straaf: not talking about you

[2:59] Plant Straaf: i dont think im aloud to have a sword gangster of the sea

[2:59] Butthole Magic: You are

[2:59] Tuomy Boa: Hi Jayce!

[2:59] Butthole Magic: They will test your might to the dog god

[2:59] Plant Straaf: tuomy hahahahahaha

[2:59] Butthole Magic: But to not fret

[3:00] Messamo House: you can win.

[3:00] Butthole Magic: NO!

[3:00] Butthole Magic: YOU ARE NOW WEEK TO THEIR MENTAL ATTACKS

[3:00] Pig Pink Head w/Tack 1.1 whispers: Messamo House pinches the piggy's ear!

[3:00] Messamo House: The mask will protect you.

[3:00] Butthole Magic: YOU WILL SURELY FALL IF YOU DO NOT PREPARE!

[3:01] Butthole Magic: WUICKLY YOUNG SQUIRE

[3:01] Tuomy Boa: IM LVL75 EPIC ENCOUNTER!

[3:01] Plant Straaf: alrite ill were it

[3:01] Butthole Magic: You are now safe from their mental attacks

[3:01] Reil Skytower is Online

[3:01] Messamo House: you are well protected.

[3:01] Plant Straaf: why are they attacking us???

[3:01] Messamo House: Like stairs in the house.

[3:01] Butthole Magic: YOu must now do the battle chant

[3:01] Plant Straaf: i thought i cant die with this

[3:02] Plant Straaf: what is the battle chant???

[3:02] Butthole Magic: FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII

[3:02] Plant Straaf: ?

[3:02] Messamo House: you are almost protected fully.

[3:02] Messamo House: That is the battle chant.

[3:02] Messamo House: You must say it.

[3:02] Butthole Magic: QUICKLY SAY IT!

[3:02] Butthole Magic: FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII

[3:02] Messamo House: FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII

[3:02] Plant Straaf: wqfrumentari frumentai frumentari frumentari frumentari

[3:02] Tuomy Boa: FAIL

[3:02] Plant Straaf: fail what

[3:02] Plant Straaf: ???

[3:03] Butthole Magic: Flail.

[3:03] Messamo House: From the knight.

[3:03] Butthole Magic: he has a morning star

[3:03] Butthole Magic: STAND BACK

[3:03] Messamo House: His powers are growing.

[3:03] Messamo House: STAND BACK! IS THAT A MORNING STAR?

[3:03] Messamo House: DAAMN

[3:03] Butthole Magic: QUICKLY TAKE YOUR LANCE

[3:04] Plant Straaf: what does it to

[3:04] Plant Straaf: do

[3:04] Butthole Magic: DEFEATS THE HERITICS

[3:04] Plant Straaf: who are those?

[3:04] Butthole Magic: THRUST YOUR LANCE IN THE SKY AND SCREAM THE BATTLE CRY!

[3:04] Butthole Magic: FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII

[3:05] Plant Straaf: frumentari frumentari frumentari

[3:05] Plant Straaf: now what

[3:05] Butthole Magic: ATTACK THEIR GENTERATORS SYRUP KNIGHT

[3:05] Plant Straaf: but i mite get in trouble with them

[3:05] Plant Straaf: oh yeah i have the dog god mask on

[3:05] Butthole Magic: BUT YOU MUST DO WHAT IS BEST FOR THE DOG GOD

[3:06] Butthole Magic: YOU MUST DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISABLE

[3:06] Butthole Magic: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA

[3:06] Blue Fischgold is Online

[3:06] Plant Straaf: its not doing anything!!!!!

[3:06] Messamo House: WALL WILL FALL TO THE MIGHTY LANCE

[3:07] Butthole Magic: QUICKLY THIS WAY

[3:07] Plant Straaf: were

[3:07] Butthole Magic: THE BLUE AREA IS THE WEAK POINT!

[3:07] Messamo House: THE BLUE AREA IS THE WEAK POINT

[3:07] Plant Straaf: i dont think i can there are gards

[3:08] Merlin Falworth is Online

[3:08] Messamo House: They cannot see you with the dog god mask.

[3:08] Plant Straaf: im not so sure you try it first

[3:08] Butthole Magic: They are manticore

[3:08] Butthole Magic: The cannot see dogs

[3:08] Butthole Magic: FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII

[3:08] Messamo House: No they cannot.

[3:08] Messamo House: FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII

[3:08] GutterBlood Spoonhammer is Offline

[3:08] The Tengu is Offline

[3:08] Plant Straaf: how are you in there??? there looking at me and not you???

[3:09] Messamo House: See, it works.

[3:09] Butthole Magic: COME SQUIRE!

[3:09] Messamo House: They are only looking that way, but not at you.

[3:09] Plant Straaf: its not working

[3:09] Plant Straaf: i told you!!!

[3:09] Butthole Magic: SAY THE BATTLE CRY

[3:09] Plant Straaf: frumentari frumentari frumentari

[3:09] Butthole Magic: QUCIKLY

[3:09] Plant Straaf: oh my gosh it worked

[3:09] Plant Straaf: darnit

[3:10] Butthole Magic: Say it again

[3:10] Messamo House: THE WEAK POINT IS DOWN ONLY FOR A FEW SECONDS

[3:10] Plant Straaf: frumentari

[3:10] ribena Homewood: ,k

[3:10] Butthole Magic: My legie is dead

[3:11] Butthole Magic: BROTHER!!!

[3:11] Butthole Magic: WHERE ARE THOU?

[3:11] Messamo House: BROTHER!!!

[3:11] Zerowinged Vasiliev: Messamo. . .

[3:11] Tuomy Boa: IM A MAN OF MILLION SORROWS!

[3:11] Zerowinged Vasiliev: Outside

[3:11] Messamo House: A MILLION!

[3:11] Zerowinged Vasiliev: 8D

[3:11] Butthole Magic: ONE HUNDRED MILLION K

[3:12] Messamo House: I missed again

[3:12] Butthole Magic: You must shout frumantarii

[3:12] Messamo House shouts: frumantarii

[3:13] Plant Straaf shouts: dont kill me plaes guys

[3:13] Plant Straaf: how are you aloud in and not me

[3:14] Messamo House: You have returned from death itself.

[3:14] Plant Straaf: how are you aloud in

[3:14] Plant Straaf: are you in secret ordo???

[3:14] Alexi Ayres: do you like turtles?

[3:14] Plant Straaf: i love turtules actully

[3:15] Alexi Ayres: i like ninja turtles

[3:15] Plant Straaf: ninja turtles i watched that a long time ago

[3:15] Plant Straaf: but there ok

[3:15] Messamo House: The grand knight will return shortly.

[3:15] Plant Straaf whispers: pssst are you ordo?

[3:16] Messamo House whispers: frumentari

[3:16] Plant Straaf whispers: are you really?

[3:17] Messamo House whispers: no one must know my terrible secret

[3:17] Plant Straaf: im sorry i must be intrudig

[3:17] Messamo House: No wait!

[3:17] Plant Straaf: yes

[3:17] Plant Straaf: ?

[3:17] Messamo House: You must wait for the grand knight

[3:18] RC Newtype Funnel v1.04: (Touch to Activate/Deactivate). Say /6return to make funnel return

[3:18] Plant Straaf: he is taking forever

[3:18] Messamo House: Yes he is.

[3:18] Plant Straaf: jaycee

[3:18] Butthole Magic: FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII

[3:18] Messamo House: FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII

[3:18] Jayce Iredell: Hm?

[3:18] Messamo House whispers: FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII

[3:18] Plant Straaf: oh my god your aloud to wear celtic sword and im not????

[3:19] Butthole Magic: I HAVE TESTED MY MIGHT WITH THE DOG GOD

[3:19] Butthole Magic: I HAVE PAST THE SWORD TEST

[3:19] Plant Straaf: does anyone want won??

[3:21] Plant Straaf: sorry

[3:21] Plant Straaf: were all nights

[3:22] Plant Straaf: knights

[3:22] Messamo House: we are knights

[3:23] Butthole Magic shouts: THE DOG GOD WILLED IT

[3:23] Butthole Magic shouts: FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII FRUMENTARII

[3:24] Plant Straaf: hey

[3:24] Plant Straaf shouts: we should make a army guys

[3:24] Plant Straaf shouts: of knights

[3:25] ribena Homewood: THE

[3:25] ribena Homewood: BRITISH

[3:25] ribena Homewood: ARE

[3:25] ribena Homewood: COMING

[3:25] Butthole Magic: [3:24] Plant Straaf shouts: we should make a army guys

[3:24] Plant Straaf shouts: of knights

[3:25] ribena Homewood: Lol

[3:25] ribena Homewood: Do it.

[3:25] Messamo House: I like that idea

[Emma Roy]

summarise, for those who don't like interpreting pages of small talk

[Jester Spearmann]

Plant was a n00b that showed up on titan late last night, wouldnt get the hint to leave someone called butthole to come and troll the guy, so messamo and butthole showed up to annoy him and the above log resulted. many lols where had