They fail at School

[Sosarin Demar]

[16:47] Brandon Shinobu: I've been entertaining myself reading the book I was quoting to you.

[16:48] Brandon Shinobu: A teacher compiled excerpts from his students' tests and essays, as well as excerpts sent to him from other teachers he knew.

Enjoy their retardation:

[16:32] Brandon Shinobu: "Power belonged to a patriarchy empowering all genders except the female. Nuns, for example, were generally women. In the early part of the Middle Ages female nuns were free to commit random acts of contrition and redemption. Later they were forcibly enclustered in harems."

[16:35] Brandon Shinobu: "During the middle ages everyone was middle aged. People lived in or near the soil. Most were kept busy sewing the crops. Surfs were dentured and bonded to the ground. In times of crisis the serfs would seek refuse in the lord's castle."

[16:39] Brandon Shinobu: "Moses was told by Jesus Christ to lead the people out of Egypt into the Sahaira Desert. The Book of Exodus describes this trip and the amazing things that happened on it, including the Ten Commandments, various special effects, and the building of the Suez Canal. Forty centuries later they arrived in Canada, the land of milk and chocolate. Noah's ark came to its end near Mt. Arafat. David was a fictional character in the Bible who fought with Gilgamesh while wearing a sling. He pleased the people and saved them from attacks by the Philipines."

[16:48] Brandon Shinobu: "The invention of the sex tent helped to determine place and orientation at sea."

[16:49] Brandon Shinobu: "Ivan the Terrible started his life as a child, a fact that troubled his later personality."

[16:51] Brandon Shinobu: "Francis Drake was permitted by Queen Elizabeth to sail the seas and find illegal things to do with the Spanish."

[16:53] Brandon Shinobu: "Cortez was leader of a little group of torriadors who subdued the inhabitants of New Mexico with great ease. Small box, which they brought with them, was killing the natives at a very quick rate. This bothered the Spanish little, for as Catholics they did not believe in God."

[16:54] Brandon Shinobu: "The Vikings, of course, saled as far as colorado, where several of their campsights can still be visited today."

[16:55] Brandon Shinobu: "Captain cook found many continents while deliberately on exhibition and located the perfect navel spot near Africa's bottom."

[16:57] Brandon Shinobu: "The Wholely Roman Empire amazed many when it was found in Germany. The Kieven state was wreaked by civil war because Prince Vladimir had more sons than needed, a result of several wives and many columbines."

[Jester Spearmann]

wha ?, also sosarin fix your sig :P