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RazorFox

ORDO NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER MEGATHREAD

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I CAN'T DO IT MAN. I DON'T THINK I COULD BRING MYSELF TO DO IT AT MIDNIGHT. IT'S A PART OF ME MAN. IT.. IT.. WE HAVE SOMETHING LIKE NO OTHER MAN-BEARD RELATIONSHIP COULD EVER HAVE. IT KEEPS ME WARM AT NIGHT, AND IS ALWAYS THERE TO COMFORT ME AND LISTEN.

manlytears. :c

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Keystone, my beard is red. WTF? My hair is med/dark blonde. Yes, WTF? But, you know what, once it grows out and you trim it, it will work.

I once rolled for 2 years with a beard. I can't swing it anymore because I'm fat and the beard adds to the weight, and hair on my face makes the hair that's receding on my temple look more receded. Perhaps I can reseed?

You're a sissy if you shave after the month of growing it out.

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I would honestly rather watch every episode of Wanda Does It three times in a row in one sitting than a single episode of Jeff Dunham's Unfunny Racist Puppet TV Extravaganza.

Like literally every joke he's ever told has been told by someone else at a different point in time and the only reason anyone thinks it's funny coming from him is because it's told by puppets which are themselves garish and extremely tired cartoon stereotypes.

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