Nohime Runner Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 "Bob Barker"- Be a furry that doesn't act like they are in heat all the time (For you uneducated, Bob barker use to preach about spay/neuter your animals) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakita Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 "Top Gun" Be the only pilot in the air going against 4+ aircraft and still dominate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacharias Bardasch Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 "No, I'll stab you." - Survive Agares' wrath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenaki Kupferberg Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 (edited) "Breach in Health and Saftey" - Scale the tallest buildings in Titan with the grappling hook."You were warned..." - Fall off the tallest buildings in Titan.I've been doing these two since we got our first tower. :v Edited May 18, 2010 by Tenaki Kupferberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sera Otoro Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 "No, I'll stab you." - Survive Agares' wrath.i do this all too often... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 (edited) Overkill - used the punishers cannons against a lonewolf invaderTAANK - Use the main cannon on the tank against a lone wolf attacker at mid rangeIT'S A TRAP! - Survived the collapsing bridge & lava tube trap on lava titan only to get killed by the spikes in the room beyond". . . ." Survived Kitsy Edited May 19, 2010 by Jester Spearmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Svenska Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 "Fursecutioner" - Joined Gunau on his Ordo team killing spree's."I accidentally Titan" - Provoke Cheeso to blow up Titan with a array of nukes."Kani Exterminator" - Kill 100 Kani and Kanimods. "When life gives you lemons-" - Slaughter countless people while playing Khorne Berzerker gestures"Claw love" - Hug a Defiler"Fuck Redemption" - Team kill five officers and 20 Ordo personnel after being demoted."Bakala Durka Durka Muhamid Jihad" - Blow up a meeting."I believe!" - convince everyone Dagger was right, Dark is an ex Praetorian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 "Like a Boss" - Achieve a 47 killstreak on an Ordo raid."Mexican Chef" - Destroying a barrack/being responsible of the spawnkilling of 10+ Mexicans with a single C4. <3"Pink Beats Red" - Killing 2+ Mexicans in a pink nursery before the raid ends."Burnt Syrup" - Having a Yo Momma with Scientific Waffle for longer than an hour and successfully winning."...I jizzed in my pants" - Having the Imperator take a bullet for you in a last stand. (raid has ended, last life)"Nothing but a mask remains" - Switching from a gas-mask to an officer's cap."CIR? LOL WTF ARE THOSE?" - Not having a single CIR filed on you."Jail break!" - Logging onto an alt and breaking Crash and Ruin out of MBC's jail. (was it MBC, Aryte?)"No, I'll stab you." - Survive Agares' wrath.Im-Im....Impossible!CONSPIRACYYYY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 "Jail break!" - Logging onto an alt and breaking Crash and Ruin out of MBC's jail. (was it MBC, Aryte?)HAHAHA, i remember that, i think lupus was also in that jail. i wish mbc was back for that, they were so much fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teron Gray Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 "Faster then LSL" - Melee an auto-melee equipped enemy and survive."Touchdown" - Successfully land a drop-pod on Aryte's head from the moonbase."3.14" - Find one of Dragon Massiel's pies."Fly Swatter" - Melee an aircraft while jetpacking."Umm..." - Grenade a Raid team briefing line."Shockrifle?" - Suffer the revenge of Ethan Schuman."No, I'll stab you." - Survive Agares' wrath."...how in the-" - Not only survive Agares' Wrath™ but manage to get him to kill himself in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 "Switcheroo" - Suicide bomb Aryte in his office in the name of Christoph Naumova, post a video of it on Youtube, and then join Ordo a month later."Switcheroo Pro" - Suicide bomb Aryte in his office in the name of Christoph Naumova, post a video on Youtube, join Ordo a month later, and then a year or so down the line, in an incredible twist of irony, become one of Aryte's bodyguards."I was there man. I seen some stuff..." - Somehow be included in an offense report for an assault you weren't actually present for."OKAY WELL FUCK YOU YOUR A BITCH im drunk atm" - Be cursed out and told off by a drunken ragefacing Zatuichi Bosatsu upon refusing to date him. (Everyone has this one already I think.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacharias Bardasch Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 "...how in the-" - Not only survive Agares' Wrath™ but manage to get him to kill himself in the process.Been there, done that. x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 "The men is mightier than the pilum" - Write 50 combat reports."Carpal tunnel syndrome" - Write 100 combat reports."Imperial Secretary Lifetime Achievement Award" - Write 500 combat reports."Noooooose" - Collect 15 close-up pictures of your avatar's nose taken and sent to you by Sera Otoro."Somebody call for an exterminator?" - Attach multiple Insidiae C4 huds, rig the entirety of an enemy base with explosives, and then blow them from the spawn one by one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakita Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 "The Pen is Mightier than the Pilum" - Write 50 combat reports."Carpal Tunnel Syndrome" - Write 100 combat reports."Imperial Secretary Lifetime Achievement Award" - Write 500 combat reports."Feeeeeet" - Collect 15 close-up pictures of your avatar's feet taken and sent to you by Sera Otoro.fix'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/ if you want to make some of these into a static image.fer instance http://achievements....20exterminator?they will save as a .aspx file unfortunately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legna Beorn Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 (edited) "Insidiae 101" - Use your C4 HUD to kill six men with three remote detonations.What if we did that with 1?Also"Bob Barker"- Be a furry that doesn't act like they are in heat all the time (For you uneducated, Bob barker use to preach about spay/neuter your animals)Do I has? Edited June 5, 2010 by Azoth Zsun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 What if we did that with 1?My personal record is 4, but that's because I dropped one just before being shot and then blew it shortly after from the hub.Watching a cluster of dots move from one end of a base to the other while you're on the opposite side of the sim is nothing short of immensely gratifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sera Otoro Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 "Noooooose" - Collect 15 close-up pictures of your avatar's nose taken and sent to you by Sera Otoro."Feeeeeet" - Collect 15 close-up pictures of your avatar's feet taken and sent to you by Sera Otoro.wtf z and karl, you pair... XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoza Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Funny stuff, had to revive it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanny Ansar Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "Stones and a Glass House" - Take down one of AN's 1000HP Fleetships with a 12-shot pistol."Tag, you're it!" - Slap an Insidiae Detpack onto a moving tank, set it off, and destroy the tank."Window Licker" - Forget to bring a Helmet to a Revenant Raid."Short-bus hero" Survive a defense against XAF without wanting to counter-attack them and spraypaint dicks all over their base. (I can't take this award because i've verbally requested to do this like 4 times already.)"Ordope" - Go to Applebees with another member of Ordo, then have him praise their Boneless Buffalo Wings for the next 3 days as if Jesus made them fall from the sky and appear in a solid-gold to-go box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognitustealthy Resident Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 "I'm just gonna look the other way..." - Give Maritanouuu Arna five punishment-free minutes alone with an unwanted attacking force."Ninja AFK" - Survive ten minutes on the front line during a night-shift XAF attack. While AFK. "I can see my house from here!" - Stand on someone's head. While they stand on someone's head. No script-cheating!"Oh God Don't Shoot Me." - Slap a Praetorian's ass while they are on the imperator's perch. During a meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSharkFin Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 "Overkill? What's that?" - Take part in a Huttser-led defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Reisman Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Sera's post was creepy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSergal Posted January 22, 2012 Share Posted January 22, 2012 “Seek This” - Shoot down an incoming tracking rocket with aircraft's cannons.“Throttlololol” - Manage to kill a 2142 Walker all by yourself.“L2FlyNub” - Kill an aircraft that's spamming tracking rockets.“OMGWTFBBQ” - Survive an Fire/Napalm strike with 10hps or less.“Nice Base, We'll take it.” - Dominate an objective based SIM without letting the enemy recap a single point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson Nexys Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 "FOR THE IMPERI........Oh wait I need another Drink." Acquired by surviving a drunken Aryte Galaxy drop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
