Vincent Kroitschov Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 (edited) ~ORDO IMPERIALIS~OFFICIAL DOCUMENT (naw not really but its for LOLZ) <=====================Extend to this length=========================><===========================================================>**********Combat Action Report**********OFFENSIVESoldier Filing: Vincent Kroitschov / E-3----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Date-Time-Duration: (07SEP10 /DURING HUNGER HOUR)----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Location(s): Kitchen ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------OIC/NCOIC: N/A----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hostiles Encountered: |List names of hostile(s) and or Group affiliation|Ham (Fridge alliance)Turkey (Fridge alliance)Cheese (Fridge alliance)mayo (Fridge alliance)Bread (random hostile)===========================================================Friendlies Present: Vincent Kroitschov Mr. Knife (helped in the killing of the evil mayo) ===========================================================Summary: I went in with the intent of taking seige to the homeland of the fridge alliance. Their land called Kitchen was a baron land with few other deserts or goodies to plunder. I had to settle on the base of operations which was heavily guarded by the rigged handle of that damned base door. After a while the battle seemed to go in my favor as i found each and every hostile and made them surrender and go to the stomach acid prison. The victory That has come from this hard battle of what to eat and what hostiles to take out was a glorious feeling. ===========================================================Outcome:Victory! (for my stomach) Notes for follow up: [X] None [ ] Hostile(s) needs reclassification [ ] Combat IncidentList additional information if any:===========================================================>Combat Action Report-V.2 Revision MAY2010==End of Report== Edited September 8, 2010 by Vincent Kroitschov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Karlfeldt Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 YOU CAN'T MAKE JOKE COMBAT REPORTS> THAT'S MY JOB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Kroitschov Posted September 8, 2010 Author Share Posted September 8, 2010 YOU CAN'T MAKE JOKE COMBAT REPORTS> THAT'S MY JOB.Your just jealous of my victory over the fridge alliance..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 DEATH TO THE FRIDGE ALLIANCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kristian Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Could anyone please point out the difference between the General Discussion and the Off topic board for me please? And while they are at, could they please tell me what boards contain the serious information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysander Serrari Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 (edited) This belongs in the offence reports, not the general discussions. Please transfer accordingly, thankyou. :P Edited September 8, 2010 by Lysander Serrari Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsume Xiao Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I call dibs on targeting TFC Lieutenant Ham.Its Personal...>:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
