RazorFox

SUM QUOTES "OH MY GOD IT'S THE DICK NINJA!!" -One of the Bad Dragon guys after seeing that video Tsume took of me "*throws a penny at the floor* I SUMMON TSUME!" -Kytec in the dealer's den "Hey Z, you sober?" -Aelus, every time he saw me "Hey Z, slow down!" -Aelus, every five minutes at Aryte's birthday dinner, in regards to me pounding bottles of stout like Ernest Hemingway after a bad breakup "ALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALA" -FireFox's unbelievable ringtone

I am drunk in all of the pictures I'm in.

>:C

I don't know how delicious Aryte's cake was, but he certainly seemed to enjoy all the expensive wine he was suddenly old enough to buy.

One of the Bad Dragon guys after seeing that video Tsume took of me: OH MY GOD IT'S THE DICK NINJA!! Kytec: *throws a penny at the floor* I SUMMON TSUME!

If you lost something at AC or accidentally took someone else's something, post it here. Someone's shirt wound up in my bag, a blue button-up shirt, and I'm wondering whose it is (if it's not someone in Ordo's, it's probably Nateday's). I'll post a pic later when I get around to it.

Hahahaha, moar liek Lightweight Vesperia.

At the very least, we can run around bein' all tacticool.

This shirt. Verily, it is the perfect shirt. Look out for it at AC.

make it look like an angelfire website from 2002 made by a 16 y/o boy w/ autism to post his anime and furry arts using HTML he learned in computer apps 1

He's under the impression that the SL military community is strongly aligned against the IS and intends to take advantage of that. What he doesn't realize is that they're gonna look at him and go "Uuuuugh, yeah maybe those IS guys aren't so bad."

Grats.

Well from the looks of it, it's a young man setting his groin on fire as a prank on himself, prompting his diligent and safety-minded friends to put out the fire by stomping all over his balls as hard as they can and totally being wet blankets ruining his good times. Unless you were asking about my signature, in which case it's a picture of a Japanese man (I'm assuming he's Japanese because the Japanese are the only east Asian country on the top ten list of silliest peoples) wearing a silly hat and making a disgruntled facial expression as he exclaims "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!" Further proof of the silliness of the Japanese people can be found in the following videos: Thus we can conclude that the entire island nation of Japan is fucking stoned all the goddamn time.

I first met kenster2 Bade shortly after I joined Ordo and Vanguard collapsed. He teleported me and a bunch of other people (including Farrago Chandrayan/Cyanide Leviathan and Alex Lulu) to an office building on some land he owned, and proceeded to give us this really awkward seminar about how he wanted to start a military group and he wanted us all to contribute to it and join it and then was demanding that we propose ideas for it. Meanwhile Alex and some other folks are there dicking around and playing gestures, people are leaving, new people are being TP'd in, and kenster gave off the impression that he was very, very serious about this but most of what was going on in the room was way over his head and he really didn't have any idea what was happening.

I once stayed in a room at Otakon with 12 other people. The trick is not to tell the hotel people that there's gonna be that many in the room, and then you just sneak everyone up.

Ahahaha. Please tell me you have logs of this.

I used to go to Sparta and do things like carpet-bomb with fleet ships, strafe infantry with planes, fire rocket volleys right into their base, etc. and not get banned. This says to me that Bruno has absolutely no real principles and bans people based purely on personal vendettas rather than anything they actually do. Also there was this one time I went to Second Chance drunk as a motherfucker at 2 AM and attempted to perform diplomacy with one of his generals in an attempt to create an anti-IS alliance, which made perfect sense to me at the time, since Christoph listed me as a "Sovereign Regime figurehead," a position reserved exclusively for Vanguard high officers and Kommand. I attempted these relations for about ten minutes before Garion dragged me out of there. It was hysterical.

kenster2 Bade is a very strange fellow and I an very glad that Vanguard is banned from Titan so he can't come here. I'm also quite sure he's somewhere on the Autism spectrum. Also I kept his 50L.

Case in point, Vanguard's policy dictated that officers could not only lead attacks at their whim, they could merely "approve" attacks, in a scenario that usually went like this. Sh

I have the patience of a saint. If any of you want to subscribe to this weird little faggot's Youtube channel so that he can maintain his artificial sense of self-worth, I will donate any and all monetary proceeds garnered (however miniscule they may be) to the Ordo. EDIT: The plot thickens as it is revealed that this is actually for his friend, whose dying wish is to get 100 Youtube subscribers. UPDATE: STARTLING CONCLUSION: THE END

I can throw down on stuff. I'll be bringing $300 in all (give or take $20 depending on how often I get drunk over the next week and a half).

KEEP AN OUT OF THE BAKERY!!

Aryte makes me go out into the woods and pick out a switch and bring it back to him so he can hit me with it.

Like I've said before, Dark has a creepy obsession with Aryte wherein he both loves and loathes him, so he tries to make himself into some kind of perverted version of him because he envies his influence and accomplishments.