I think you have perhaps mistaken my newsboy cap for a beret. I am not actually a beatnik. I am a hipster. Look at the way I am dressed, you can tell I am so creative. I sit in the cafeteria on my laptop and post here and when people ask me why I'm typing, I close my screen and tell them I'm writing a book, and no they can't see it because no one can see it until it'd done. If they ask what it's about, I say "it's a story about lonely girls who make mountains out of molehills." I am widely regarded among my friends as the smartest guy they've ever met in their lives (by their own description) which is hilarious.