RazorFox
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Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you
YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU
Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die
One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence
Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new perscription
Bullet in a fucking gun
One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year
RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing
One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing
Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing
RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
DIE DIE
DETHDAY
BIRTHDAY
DETHDAY
RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life
Happy Birthday
You're gonna die
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Yay :D
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Terra where da party at yo
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My favorite one is the Blackout one where he goes into a music store, plugs a bass into an amp, plucks it three times, and kills power through the whole store.
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I dunno. Jim's still awful friendly with Christoph.
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Sup homes.
Why does it seem like anyone who's ever been a leader of any military's AD is suddenly joining Ordo?
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More of this nonsense here.
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I lost count of the number of passes the white team made because the fucking bear tripped me up.
And he's not even that good at moonwalking. Fucking bear.
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[3:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: goto:Tandem
[3:24] Hunter Abrams: goto:hell
[3:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: goto:thestore
[3:24] Fritz Larnia is Online
[3:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: get:milk
[3:24] Hunter Abrams: getin:mypants
[3:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: check:accountbalanceatbank
[3:25] Hunter Abrams: FDIC:approved
[3:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: card:rejected
[3:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: oh:noes
[3:25] Hunter Abrams: loser
[3:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: fuck:you
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We could put Aryte and someone else up on top of a very small platform and have them try to push each other off.
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I'm just gonna go ahead and forward my Festivus notecard to Sanct with some minor alterations.
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Sent this to Aryte in a notecard, reposted here at his request.
Dearest Mr. Vesperia,I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that December 23rd marks a sacred day on the Costanzaist calendar: Festivus. I feel that the Ordo Imperialis should honor this holiday, which dates all the way back to 1997, and is as steeped in tradition as the Ordo itself.
I therefore propose plans for a Festivus in Titan that would include the following:
-A Festivus pole (taken care of)
-The Festivus dinner, traditionally comprised of ham or turkey (or both!), a cake encrusted with M&Ms for desert, all washed down with an astounding amount of Crown Royale. As eating food in SL is impossible, this would of course be decorative.
-Xayvien recites a poem he is going to write where he uses the word "Festivus" somewhere in the neighborhood of 10-20 times.
-The Airing of Grievances, whereby everyone goes around the table and tells everyone how they've disappointed them during the past year. Given the number of participants, it might save time to either have everyone choose one person to air grievances against, or to simply have the head of the household (i.e. you) air grievances against all in attendance.
-The Feats of Strength, the closing ceremony for a Festivus celebration. The Festivus holiday is traditionally not over until the head of the household (again, you) is pinned in a wrestling match. Given that wrestling on SL is impossible (I think?), this might be better executed with a knife fight or something along those lines.
Should you deem this Holiday unacceptable for formal observation in Titan, I will be left with no choice but to contact the ACLU, who will send lawyers (many of whom are veterans of such successful cases as Christoph Naumova v. Uildiar Kuhn et al. (2008)) and assist me in filing a civil suit against the Ordo on charges of religious discrimination in the workplace.
Very truly yours,
Zrazor Rozenbush, son of Mobiusonemasterchief Rozenbush
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I'm actually relieved. I was worried Adam West died or something. D:
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Lilium Supermarine wrote:
welcome to good burger home of the good burger may i take your order
thatll be eight bucks
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Aryte Vesperia wrote:
There will, more than likely, be a couple days coming up where Titan will be mysteriously celebrating off the wall holidays.
Festivus on December 23rd. :D
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Me on Vent: Oh wow, apparently Christoph has a brain tumor now.
Everyone else on Vent simultaneously: YAAAAAAAAY!!!! :D
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I'd be happy about getting promoted except that I am now apparently Zrazor Rosenwhatever. :|
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[1:26] Dascede Aluveaux (COM): German...
[1:26] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): Dude in a chick avatar
[1:26] Mack Rachter (COM): Any weapons?
[1:26] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): Guarantee it.
[1:26] Dascede Aluveaux (COM): Unarmed.
[1:26] Fermi Torok (COM): ITS A TRAP!
[1:26] * (COM) Kristian Kit (Age: 1 year 11 months; Group: Frumentarii) at spawn *
[1:26] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): It has to be a dude because no woman is built like that.
[1:26] Fermi Torok (COM): D:<
[1:26] Mack Rachter (COM): Treat as neutral but don't let past the wall. Al;so, what Fermi said.
[1:27] josey Bingyi is Offline
[1:27] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): Jesus Christ is looks like a fucking Barbie Doll with Hepatitis.
[1:27] Dascede Aluveaux (COM): rofl
[1:27] Mack Rachter (COM): *Spurts coke all over*
[1:27] Lunus Ferraris (COM): roflchode
[1:27] Mack Rachter (COM): Aaaahahahahaha.
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I dunno, this one is pretty good too.
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lol'd
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Apparently, if you throw a 2-liter of Dr. Pepper into a fire it'll explode.
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I voted for de_dust2
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YUO
Alliance Navy and the Iron Symphony
in General Discussion
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The professed goal of the Ordo is to unify the scattered military factions of SL.