Kraa String

^ Forgot to mention species < Likes cuddling v Needs a cuddle.

^ Couldnt be more accurate... < Makes small children cry v Likes bukakke

Is it me or does their public forum look frighteningly familiar?

I would definatly be interested

^ Is a Dolphin < Likes making stuff explode in the form of Nukes. <3 v Likes Cake

I am all work dependant. If I get this job I will be able to come down otherwise I cant :/

M32 :3

From what I can see about their new base its pretty damn open. You have to run across a field of virtually no cover to get to the base of the hill. You then have two entry points. One going up a path on the side of the hill. The other being a vent shaft. They have removed their lift I believe in favor for ramps. The core has also gone. Policy on fleet assets is still the same as it was before and they have the giant blimp parked in their base, dont know if it is a static model or not. This information is subject to change at any given moment as I believe their sim is still under development.

I think this will upset and possibly offend some people.

I currently have the best job and the worst job, Unemployment "Yeaaahhh".

Will Astra and AD get involved?

PS Brick PS2 PS2 Lite PS3 Game Cube DS Game Boy Game Boy Colour History of PCs and Lappys: Elonex PC (Ran Windows 3.1 - HDD Failure) Some wierd thing I built from scrap (It melted....) A relativly ok PC with windows 98 (Power Supply Blew) Another windows 98 Machine Custom Made Gaming PC when XP came out (Outdated and threw in the bin) Military issue Panasonic Tough Book. (They aren't bullet proof....) Dell XPS M170 Laptop (Spilt Beer on it. Fried everything inside) Some ancient Dell laptop which ran Windows ME (I stepped on it when drunk and bust the screen) Dell XPS M1710 Laptop (Parrot knocked over a vase and smashed the screen >_>) Some dodgy concoction of spare parts (It ran Linux barely) Current - Beast of a Gaming Machine which unfortunatly got a virus and now it runs Ubuntu. I havent been lucky when it comes to PC and laptops D: The M170 and M1710 were expensive too....

Pie and Chips is a terribly British thing to do...

Hence why its banned

The British Mother's day was a while back if I recall.

Brummie feet fest :D

If you are AFK I would say stay inside so people dont think you are loitering about.

Bump.

No wristblades... :D That means Agares wont get his stabbing fix

Whai yes I do

Maybee the Admonitors "Bunker buster Nuke" will fix that....

We should also extend this to shoving fellow Ordo personel who happen to be AFK into the acidic water too.....

Happeh Birthday Waffle!!! Here is somthin fer ye http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Waffles/

Blaze is the dude guarding his pringles with his life. Sera is the guy leaning on the bonet of the car and looking mean Kraa is the one who is waving a greenpeace leaflet.

~ORDO IMPERIALIS~ UNOFFICIAL DOCUMENT <=====================Extend to this length=========================> <===========================================================> **********Combat Action Report********** OFFENSIVE OR DEFENSIVE? (Delete the one that doesn't apply) Name/Rank/Division: Kraa String ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DATE/TIME/DURATION: 4th April 2009 - 12pm BST to 6pm BST ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LOCATION(S): Bangor Train Station, KFC, Cineworld, Conwy Castle, Spar ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OIC: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOSTILES ENCOUNTERED: Seagulls, Crows, Welsh People, Crazy people in Volkswagen Golfs =========================================================== FRIENDLIES PRESENT: Sera Otoro, Blaze Willes, Kraa String =========================================================== SUMMARY: At 1200 sharp we rendevouzed at the pre-designated secret location... Bangor Train station. The only way we could tell who eachother was through the codeword: FEET!. Our mission had begun but already problems began to show, the built in Navigation system tried to foil Sera into going the wrong way in a one way road (Reccomendation: Execute the Nav system for attempting to murder ordo personnel). Once on the right track we followed this untrustworthy technology to our first port of call in the Ordo Battle Pugeot: Cineworld in Llandudno Junction and KFC. We arrived with stomachs growling and decided to eat something before raiding the Cinema. After consuming an entire flock of chickens courtesy of the Colonel Sanders.... mmm chicken.... and no meal is incomplete without hearing Ethans manic laughter. The raid on the cinema began by watching Knowing. This film seemed to have the idea that aliens based upon Nanao are coming to save the Children and that Kenaki and Kitsy are the ones to rekindle the bunny species... but lets not go there I can already hear the flamethrower being fuelled up... *Starts to run away from Kitsy* Our next port of call was unknown and we set off and ended up getting lost around a roundabout, Sera trying to attach the sat nav but was hindered by the evil RL asshat server on many occasions. Fortunatly the fates smiled upon us and we didnt crash and it ended up guiding us (Though it did get us lost) to Conwy Castle. Unfortunatly it was closed (BAH to weekend closure times). However we could get to the walls but found that numerous Seagulls and crows had amassed to greet us. Having nothing to defend ourselves from the horde of CATI Seagulls we decided to explore the other side of the wall, avoiding the vairious sentry gulls that littered the place. Eventually fatigue started to settle in so we headed back to the Ordo battle wagon but not before we raided the local Spar for their Muller Delight and various other assorted goodies. (One of the locals decided to call us Outsiders XD) On the way back to Bangor we played spot the Frumentarii which ended up in the conclusion that they were everywhere and possibly made ourselves more paranoid of their existance D:. We were nearly at our destination and what we thought to be Vanguard assasins attacked and almost ran us off the road at a roundabout. I will add more soon but I am really tired and my cohesion is getting worse. =========================================================== OUTCOME: We had much fun and was almost killed on numerous occasions but as Ordo we prevailed. NOTES FOR FOLLOW-UP: Bring stuff for throwing at Seagulls, and signs for showing Heretic drivers we are pissed at them. Pics pre Conwy Castle raid: - Greenpeace attaked us and we got this leaflet to show for it *There is a picture of people dressed in chicken suits in McDonalds* After Training: All must get fit for assault on Snowdon >:O