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    Quotes of Win

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    [23:04] Krow Ames (COM): Can I TP my lawyer into the sim?

    [23:04] Knightblade Fayray (COM): is he armed? lol

    [23:04] Priest Foxley (COM): two arms. someone shoot him.

    [23:05] Krow Ames (COM): only with a briefcase full of hellfire.

    [23:05] Lestat Umarov (COM): This is the part where Aryte yells..."I AM THE LAW!"

    [23:05] Jester Spearmann (COM): OBJECTION

    [23:05] Christoph Batra (COM): Overrules

    [23:05] Xang Xiao (COM): only if he gives me a free divorce lol j/k

    [23:05] Christoph Batra (COM): overruled*

    [23:05] Jester Spearmann (COM): xang ? qouted :P

    [23:06] Xang Xiao (COM): don't tell eevee...

    [23:06] Jester Spearmann (COM): does she have forum access ? :P

    [23:06] Xang Xiao (COM): I like the couch... but I don't like her foot up my ass....

    [23:06] Xang Xiao (COM): yeah....

    [23:06] Jester Spearmann (COM): lol

    [23:06] Xang Xiao (COM): but she already seen the screen so I am screwed

    [23:06] Jester Spearmann (COM): lol

    [23:07] Jester Spearmann (COM): enjoy the couch sir

    [23:07] Xang Xiao (COM): I am in trouble.... if you don't hear from me soon... my body is in a swamp getting eaten by gators

    [23:08] Jester Spearmann (COM): :D

    [23:08] Xang Xiao (COM): probably LA... she said she will wrap me in a tarp and drive me there

    [23:08] Christoph Batra (COM): Xang can i have your stuff?

    [23:08] Xang Xiao (COM): yes...

    [23:08] Christoph Batra (COM): whoot x-D

    Quotes of Win

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    [3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: Emperor fails

    [3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: Khorne ftw!

    [3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: :D

    [3:28] Vaalkk Zenovka: =O

    [3:28] You: HERETIC!

    [3:28] Vaalkk Zenovka: Chaos Person! But I can't shoot... his rank obliterates mine =(

    [3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: OKAY I ADMIT IT

    [3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: I COME OUT THE CLOSET

    [3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: IM A HERETIC

    Search Game

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Leman Russ was devastated by his inability to save the Emperor. After the war was fully completed, and all resistance was crushed, Russ held a great feast, at which he declared he would be leaving, and would return for the 'final battle'. He then vanished, and is said to have gone into the Eye of Terror to continue hunting down the traitorous Marines who fought against the Emperor during the Horus Heresy. Who is the oldest Dreadnought in the Imperium

    Quotes of Win

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Johann Wilberg wrote:

    From the Vanguard attack video on youtube.

    ranger86 (5 minutes ago)

    7 and won....I'd like to know when the hell that ever happened, what do you even define as a "win" anyway?

    GotischOberst (2 minutes ago)

    It's happened on many special occasions when we do it to quiet your heretical ways. And by win, we mean shoving your face into the concrete and dragging it as we run you around.

    LOL if that's not a definition then maybe tying them on the back of the jet and hit the after burners :D

    Quotes of Win

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Intus Infinity wrote:

    [2008/04/11 11:40] Sami Luukkanen: So i cant just attack there?

    [2008/04/11 11:40] Intus Infinity: We're your fucking ally.

    Sami Luukkanen: Merczateer.

    *facepalms* don't the higherups tell them who their allys are anymore ?

    Quotes of Win

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    these are from the Lil' Aryte keychain. all of them are © aryte

    Oh, you can go straight to hell!

    Keno! Get back to work!

    Demo! Get back to work!

    I say dress reasonably and Sly looks like a hooker.

    You're rather good looking and you don't look like you're from a porno. +10.

    Frankly, I don't need you to appease my ego. I appreciate the notion, but he and I get along just fine.

    TEE HEE

    Stop Iming me, Tiridates. I'm going to stab you.

    Keno, I will not have my uber fleet ship cannons firing dink 7 meter blasts.

    You look like the girl from that pirate song. On crack.

    Then BAM MOTHERFUCKER, EMPEROR BACK. Chaos'd be like "FUCKINGODMFNSDFNSJSJSDFDAMNIT." Emperor'd open console and be like "godmode_on."

    Keno, build the #$@$^@#! base! 200 USD a month, not paying for a grass field, bastard scott!

    Preatos. Is that like, a new doritos brand?

    What did I tell you about sticking your penis into light sockets, Gunau?

    I was going to suggest play in traffic.

    I love how she shows up and it goes Western archenemies.

    You're my little cupcake, d'aw.

    PARDON ME I AM BUSY SCRIPTING REVERSE SHIELDS. THANK YOU.

    this was qouted from arch.

    "wait what was i saying ? my brain broke"

    The Ausies are invading!

    in Introductions

    Posted

    Jayce Iredell wrote:

    Gather and combine the Queen's loyal nations, charging powers together for a COMMONWEALTH ATTACK!!!111!!1ONE

    *very very slowly backs away then turns and runs like hell while shouting about how jayce has lost his mind

    Quotes of Win

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Following are all the qoutes i've collected over the year i've been in Ordo.

    Ruin Nefarious: Ruin doesn't talk on the mic because he's secretly a girl.

    Arch Graves: Quoted.

    Ruin Nefarious: Fuck.

    Console Mission: i shot at a whore :D

    Fega Saito: I made whore explode :D

    Console Mission shouts: WE CAME, WE SAW, WE MADE THE VANGUARD PEE THEIR PANTS

    Fega Saito: Do me and Console get special, "Whore shooting medals"

    Striker Dryke: Just wanted to say, this group of people do things so well, I can't wait for are first assault on another sim and defending are own.

    Striker Dryke: aka, rape....>_>

    Console Mission: I JUST SAVED HUNDREDS ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GIECO

    Ruin Nefarious: If Soulbinder doesn't stop messaging me. I'm going to eat Soulbinder's spleen.

    SoulBinder Wolfstein: pfft, knowing ruin he'd just like be all like "SHOOP DA WHOOP" a lazor cannon would pop out of his mouth and I'd turn into dust.

    SoulBinder Wolfstein: it wouldn't be pleasent.

    Tsume Xiao: o-m-f-g j00 has teh 1337 hax clegar

    Celgar Hax: I-I@$ 1337 $I<II_I_$

    Christoph Batra: wait my ordo crops shouldnt be hidden

    Rei Kuhr: We came. We Conquered. They cried.

    Ruin Nefarious (COM): Huskie, just tell them we only give tours during business hours. >.>

    Ruin Nefarious (COM): 9-5.

    Ruin Nefarious (COM): Let it be someone else's problem.

    Jester Spearmann (COM): we have business hours now ?

    Ruin Nefarious: Consider me the angriest of lesbians with dual-wielding pitch forks

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