Krow Ames Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 This is the Ordo version of "I'm on a Boat - Lonely Island" by Krow Ames.For the tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUMAw shit! Get your weapons ready! It's about to go down! Everybody in the place, hit the deck! But stay on your mothafuckin' toes! We runnin' this, let's go.I'm on a Raid!I'm on a Raid!Everybody look at me cause I'm killin' on a Raid!I'm on a Raid!I'm on a Raid!Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' Raid!I'm on a raid mothafucka, take a look at me!Straight Raidin' on a group called VG!Bustin' five Nazi'sToph lookin' mighty 'fraid!You can't stop me mothafucka cuz I'm on a raid!Take a shot, punkI'm on a raid, chumpTakin' Verklund cuz it's so fuckedGot my A squadsAnd my Astra JockiesI'm killin Nazi'sYou in VG straight cryin to meI'm ridin' a dropshipDoin' flips and shitThe dropship's shootin'Gettin' err'body all deadBut this ain't New JessieThis is as real as it getsI'm on a raid mothafucka, don't you ever forget!I'm on a raid, and!It's goin' great, and!I got me a JudicoAnd a flash tan!On a raid like KrowIf you on Titan,Then you sho' not me-oh!Get the fuck up! This raid is for real!Fuck defense,I'm on a raid mothafuckaFuck TophI'm in Ordo mothafucka!I'm on the ground with my boys, mothafuckaThe Judico make noise, mothafucka!Aryte, if you could see me now!Tellin' Thanatos to make it loud!Gonna take this raid to the moon somehow!Like Gunau Sodwind, "Anything is possible!"Yeah! Never thought I'd be on a raid!It's a big red kinda day!Maaaars, look at me! Oohhh~Never thought they'd see the dayBig raid comin' their wayBelieve me when I say,Toph fucked his armaaayyy~I'm on a Raid!I'm on a Raid!Everybody look at me cause I'm killin' on a Raid!I'm on a Raid!I'm on a Raid!Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' Raid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Abrams Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Fo rizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodore Belgar Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 I had to save this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 This beats Justin Bieber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eriksson Foxtrot Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Hahaha. Excellent write-up, Krow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I was walkin' through the baseAnd an Armatura magister walks up to me and hands me a notecard"Shoot better, die less"Maaaaaaan, I'm not gonna let you indoctrinate me!I threw it on the GROOOOOUUUUND!You must think I'm a JOKE!I ain't gonna be part of your curriculum!Man! Pump that garbage in another Numerii's faceI go to the armoryAnd the locker says, "Auth confirmed: [Ordo] Minigun Pack..."I said, "Man! What I look like? A charity case?"I took it and threw it on the GROOOOOUUUUND!I don't need your handouts!I'm an adult!Please!You can't give me a Subjugator, man!At New Jessie with my so-called "girlfriend"He hands me a keychain, says it's AryteMan, this ain't Aryte!This is a keeey chaaaain!I threw it on the GROOOOOUUUUND!What, you think I'm stupid?I'm not a part of your system!Aryte is not a keychain!DUH!Some poser hands me a silly hat at a partyWhatcha want me to do with this? Attach it?Happy birthday to the ground!I threw everyone else's hat, too!Welcome to the real word, jackaaaaaass!So many things to throw on the groundLike this, and this, and that, and even thisI'm an ADULT!Two Praetorian phonies try to give me their autographGROUND!Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!Then the two phonies got upTurned out they had a flamethrowerAnd they flamethrower'd me in the buttholeFell to the groundThe phonies didn't let upFlamethrowin' on my butthole over and overI was screamin' and squirmin'My butthole was on fireThe moral of the story isYou can't trust the OrdoMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 This beats Justin Bieber.Anything beats Justin Baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
