TLDR

[Hunter Abrams]

[18:54] Katsuhito Tal: sorry Brother Abrams for pushing you

[18:54] Katsuhito Tal: that man

[18:54] Katsuhito Tal points to agares

[18:54] Hunter Abrams pimp slaps Katsu for pushing

[18:54] Katsuhito Tal: is a heretic

[18:55] Hunter Abrams: The Heretics will suffer the ultimate punishment!

[18:55] Katsuhito Tal: he commited the ultimate heresy

[18:55] Katsuhito Tal: he raided

[18:55] Katsuhito Tal: Aryte's coffee supply

[18:57] Katsuhito Tal: thats even worse

[18:57] Butthole Magic: Hey guys am I not cool yet?

[18:58] Hunter Abrams: Foul creature

[18:58] Katsuhito Tal: Burn, Heretic!

[18:59] Katsuhito Tal: may the heretic burn in the holy light!

[18:59] Hunter Abrams: I shall not die on this day!

[18:59] Agares Tretiak: ...

[18:59] Hunter Abrams: Difficult not to be sure, but it shall be done.

[18:59] Hunter Abrams: Spare none.

[18:59] Katsuhito Tal: move the heretic into the holy light of purging

[18:59] Hunter Abrams: I will destroy their minds and burn their bodies

[19:00] Katsuhito Tal: FEEL THE IMPERATOR'S BURNING POWER, HERETIC

[19:00] Katsuhito Tal: BURN

[19:00] Hunter Abrams: Faith is our shield!

[19:00] Butthole Magic: Ok, I'm tired of doing that now

[19:00] Katsuhito Tal: The power of the imperator compells you

[19:00] Katsuhito Tal: Away with the, heretic!

[19:00] Agares Tretiak: ....more like.. "IN HIS GLORIUS NAME, I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!"

[19:01] Katsuhito Tal: may the heretic forever be held in the prison of faith and holy light

[19:02] Hunter Abrams: Hope he dose not find out thats just a flash light >_>

[19:02] Katsuhito Tal: shhss dont tell him that

[19:03] Katsuhito Tal: shit

[19:03] Katsuhito Tal: the battery power has run out

[19:03] Katsuhito Tal: Brother Tretiak

[19:03] Katsuhito Tal: find another batter

[19:03] Agares Tretiak: ...

[19:03] Katsuhito Tal: it runs on 4 AA

[19:04] Agares Tretiak: I am not your errand boy.

[19:04] Agares Tretiak: >_>

[19:04] Katsuhito Tal: then it is you to blame for the demon's escape!

[19:04] Hunter Abrams: DO as he says little one

[19:04] Katsuhito Tal: Objection!

[19:04] Katsuhito Tal: you always were the little brother of the family

[19:05] Katsuhito Tal: its your fault for father's turn to chaos

[19:05] Katsuhito Tal: yoursss >

[19:05] Hunter Abrams: He turned shortly after you were born though

[19:05] Katsuhito Tal: who me or him

[19:05] Hunter Abrams: you

[19:06] Katsuhito Tal: Only cause he found out mother was pregnant.........again......

[19:06] Hunter Abrams: well true

[19:06] Hunter Abrams: but still

[19:06] Katsuhito Tal: archives report it as

[19:06] Katsuhito Tal: his last words being

[19:06] Hunter Abrams: Break the enemy line.

[19:06] Katsuhito Tal: "OH FUCK NO ,NOT ANOTHER FUCKING KID I'M OFF TO FIGHT CHAOS!"

[19:07] Katsuhito Tal: Seems brother has run away

[19:08] Katsuhito Tal: he always did run

[19:09] Hunter Abrams: Yes remember the time he ran from a Fir Warrior?

[19:09] Katsuhito Tal: Forget the Fire Warrior he ran from that one Eldar who kept sneezing

[19:10] Hunter Abrams: Haha didn't that eldar smash their face into your fist?

[19:10] Katsuhito Tal: something about "stop the sneezing"

[19:11] Katsuhito Tal: i kindly put it out of its misery

[19:11] Katsuhito Tal: still got the dent, see *shows"

[19:11] Hunter Abrams: Yes but you only held your fist out It did the res for you

[19:11] Katsuhito Tal: Every little helps

[19:12] Phillip Hultcrantz (COM): I just called Agares a Heretic. Hide me.

[19:13] Hunter Abrams: Remember that time he turned and knocked himself out on a Baal Pattern Predator Spnonson?

[19:13] Katsuhito Tal: who couldnt forget

[19:13] Phillip Hultcrantz: <3

[19:13] Hunter Abrams: KNocked himself out for an hour and blamed it on the sun

[19:14] Katsuhito Tal: Pfft

[19:14] Hunter Abrams: Is... That.. A Xenos? or a mutant?

[19:14] Katsuhito Tal: I remember when blamed chaos for his gun firing off and almost hitting brother Falta

[19:14] Phillip Hultcrantz: ...

[19:14] Phillip Hultcrantz: both...

[19:14] Phillip Hultcrantz: goto:xay

[19:15] Katsuhito Tal: I think that day was the fastest he ran in his life from Brother Falta

[19:15] Hunter Abrams: Brother Falta was not to happy too

[19:15] Katsuhito Tal: not to happy is an understatement

[19:16] Katsuhito Tal: the shell went right through his brand new cape

[19:16] Hunter Abrams: And I never heard Him Curs so much in decades like he did

[19:16] Katsuhito Tal: I think those in the Warp Storm heard him

[19:17] Hunter Abrams: Aye

[19:18] Hunter Abrams: Did you notice how That Imperial Guard soiled himself? After Brother Failius Almost steped on him?

[19:19] Katsuhito Tal: soiled himself, it took them 5 weeks to clean out the barracks

[19:19] Hunter Abrams: I heard they had to cut his trousers off him

[19:19] Katsuhito Tal: took them three attempts at it

[19:20] Katsuhito Tal: Most of our military budget went on the operation

[19:20] Hunter Abrams: Aye I think they never could get the smell out of them from what I remember

[19:20] Katsuhito Tal: you know how deck 15 on that vessel always smells odd

[19:21] Hunter Abrams: Was I blame Brother Sosarin for that

[19:21] Hunter Abrams: yes^

[19:21] Katsuhito Tal: Moral of the story

[19:22] Katsuhito Tal: never let him near curry night

[19:22] Sapphire Rajal is Online

[19:22] Hunter Abrams: He was always the odd one. never figured out why he always trips on the smallest of things

[19:23] Katsuhito Tal: I hear they are giving him his own Dreadnaught

[19:23] Butthole Magic: I hear he can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

[19:23] Hunter Abrams: Emperor be with whoever is infront of him

[19:24] Katsuhito Tal: Memo mentions that the dreadnaught has been refitted with padded tiles on all decks and foam cannons

[19:24] Katsuhito Tal: might be for the best

[19:24] Hunter Abrams: Aye but still when he falls it will hurt

[19:25] Katsuhito Tal: I have a bad feeling he will fall on the self destruct switch

[19:25] Hunter Abrams: Ill bet he will trip within the first 2 steps

[19:26] Katsuhito Tal: You attending next week's Poker Night?

[19:27] Hunter Abrams: Sadly I can not attend. I have to Pray for the Fallen that night

[19:27] Katsuhito Tal: I still think that Vesperia chap cheats

[19:27] Hunter Abrams: Yes

[19:28] Hunter Abrams: How els can get full hand of aces 3 times in a row

[19:28] Katsuhito Tal: then he went home with Brother Infinity's Golden Titan

[19:29] Hunter Abrams: Infinity was not happy that day... I remeber having to put in requests for 12 new servitors after that game

[19:31] Katsuhito Tal: Poor Brother Kuhr, he lost his dreadnaught that game

[19:31] Rei Kuhr: But

[19:31] Rei Kuhr: I saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

[19:31] Hunter Abrams: Im surprised he survived

[19:32] Rei Kuhr: I was too awesome to die.

[19:32] Rei Kuhr: See?

[19:32] Rei Kuhr: I'm hot

[19:32] Hunter Abrams: Oh sorry Brother I thought you were a mutant

[19:32] Rei Kuhr: You just got Fawked?

[19:33] Katsuhito Tal: Where is your armor Brother Kuhr

[19:33] Rei Kuhr: at the cleaners

[19:34] Katsuhito Tal: before your arrival brother

[19:34] Katsuhito Tal: we was mentioning how we belive that Vesperia chap keeps cheating at Poker Night

[19:36] Katsuhito Tal: seems little brother is walking into walls

[19:37] Hunter Abrams: Aye....

[19:37] Hunter Abrams: Should we go and help him?

[19:37] Katsuhito Tal: might be for the best

[19:37] Katsuhito Tal: coming brother kuhr?

[19:37] Rei Kuhr: in fifteen minutes, not done with porn

[19:37] Katsuhito Tal: here he is

[19:37] Agares Tretiak: Hmmm?

[19:37] Hunter Abrams: Brother Agares glade you made it doen here

[19:38] Agares Tretiak: Inquidtorial Crusader or champion?

[19:38] Rei Kuhr: Inquisitor

[19:39] Katsuhito Tal: Poor guy

[19:39] Agares Tretiak: ...oh. ..kinda light on the skulls and bling for an inquistor...

[19:39] Katsuhito Tal: doesn't know the diffrence, brother hunter

[19:39] Rei Kuhr: So you're all fired.

[19:39] Hunter Abrams facepalms...

[19:39] Hunter Abrams: Shame

[19:39] Agares Tretiak: No no, he looks like a crusader.

[19:39] Agares Tretiak: :/

[19:39] Katsuhito Tal facepalms.

[19:39] Hunter Abrams: The stylised I should tell you brother

[19:40] Agares Tretiak: No.

[19:40] Agares Tretiak: All servants of an inquistor and the Inquistion carry it.

[19:40] Rei Kuhr: Condoms

[19:40] Agares Tretiak: Like...crusaders.