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Vae Victus Theater: Ordo Critiques John Rambo (Spoiler Alert)

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[18:37] Aryte Vesperia (COM): RAMBO!!!

[18:38] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Haha.

[18:48] Gunau Sodwind: watching a movie with dewds on the interbutts

[18:48] Gunau Sodwind: thats cute

[18:48] Mizar Korobase: A guy already exploded

[18:48] Mizar Korobase: It was pretty win

[18:48] Gunau Sodwind: spoiler:he dies in the end

[18:48] Mizar Korobase: DONT READ THE ABOVE IF YOU DONT WANT THE MOVIE RUINED

[18:49] Mizar Korobase: Oh wait

[18:49] Gunau Sodwind: SPOILER: RAMBO DIES IN THE END

[18:50] Failius Falta: He has a really big bottom lip...

[18:51] You: Silly mission trip people.

[18:51] Mizar Korobase: What is he even doing in this place?

[18:51] Failius Falta: KATCHAN SNAYKES

[18:52] Mizar Korobase: More random shooting Go!

[18:52] Failius Falta: I like this film. There are many many foreigners getting killed.

[18:53] Mizar Korobase: Its because they don't have internet access

[18:53] Mizar Korobase: They can't blow stuff up online

[18:53] Mizar Korobase: So they kill people

[18:53] Lestat Umarov: fuck yea!

[18:54] Mizar Korobase: Just introduce the internet and battlefield servers. Instant end to war.

[18:55] Gunau Sodwind: yeah, or kill the entirity of the human race

[18:55] Mizar Korobase: Either way it would be pretty cool.

[18:55] Gunau Sodwind: actually it wouldn't

[18:55] Gunau Sodwind: then americans would be twice as fat

[18:56] Gunau Sodwind: and europe would surely follow

[18:56] Mizar Korobase: I assumed they were included in the entirity of the human race.

[18:56] Gunau Sodwind: no

[18:56] Gunau Sodwind: they're subhuman

[18:56] Mizar Korobase: lawl

[18:57] Mizar Korobase: Would this movie be better if it was fat people being killed?

[18:57] Synth Fhang: Yes.

[18:57] Synth Fhang: Fat commies.

[18:57] Sukasa Rydell: Random Asians > Fat people.

[18:57] Gunau Sodwind: oh i don't know, i think americans getting killed would be far more entertaining

[18:58] Mizar Korobase: I imagine some americans will be killed before the end.

[18:58] Failius Falta: This woman is retarded.

[18:58] Gunau Sodwind: they're christians

[18:58] Gunau Sodwind: what did you expect?

[18:58] Failius Falta: good point

[18:59] Failius Falta: I salute you good sir

[19:02] Mizar Korobase: I love his variation in expression

[19:02] Mizar Korobase: Slightly Angry

[19:02] Mizar Korobase: Angry

[19:02] Mizar Korobase: Moderately Angry

[19:02] Gunau Sodwind: or crawling in his skin

[19:02] Failius Falta: his wounds

[19:02] Failius Falta: they will not heal

[19:02] Gunau Sodwind: they wll not heal

[19:02] Failius Falta: for the duration of the film

[19:03] Failius Falta: SPLOSION

[19:04] Failius Falta: Hahahaha

[19:04] Aryte Vesperia: Omg badass.

[19:05] Failius Falta: LOL

[19:05] Failius Falta: YES

[19:05] Failius Falta: OH YES

[19:05] You: I hope the bible reading got hit by a mortar.

[19:09] Mizar Korobase: Hah, that guys legs exploded.

[19:10] Mizar Korobase: Why do they force them to separate if they are just going to shoot everyone anyways?

[19:12] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Holy shiiit.

[19:12] Aryte Vesperia (COM): This movie is crazy.

[19:13] Failius Falta: Hahahaha, hardcore english man... probably the first to die

[19:14] Mizar Korobase: You usually go "Wow that guy is a total badass"

[19:14] Mizar Korobase: And then he dies in a stupid way

[19:17] Lestat Umarov: The whole shooting seen was kindof blurry so I didnt see who lived or died. Think I saw one of them get his legs blown off tho

[19:17] Mizar Korobase: Duh. He had specific orders "Kill everyone except for that random chick.

[19:17] Aryte Vesperia: >:o

[19:17] Aryte Vesperia: O

[19:17] Aryte Vesperia: WAR woo.

[19:18] Tiridates Mikadze: I CAN'T CHEER FOR A CAPITALIST

[19:19] Tiridates Mikadze: cept for you, Aryte <3

[19:22] Failius Falta: sweet, back to the gore.

[19:22] Mizar Korobase: Took long enough

[19:24] Failius Falta: AH-MEE, GO GO!

[19:24] Mizar Korobase: Gotta love mercenaries.

[19:25] Failius Falta: YASEE!

[19:26] Mizar Korobase: Any real mercs could take a hundred no prob

[19:27] Jayce Iredell: mercaneries=lulz

[19:28] Lestat Umarov: wasnt the guy with the slicked back hair in saving private ryan?

[19:29] Mizar Korobase: I like how the dood fell on his own mine

[19:32] Aryte Vesperia: BAD ASS..

[19:32] Aryte Vesperia: ROFL

[19:32] Karlhockey Forte: YES

[19:34] Failius Falta: Ahahahahaha

[19:34] Mizar Korobase: lulz flesh eating pigs

[19:36] Failius Falta: Ooooh~ Boobies.

[19:37] Mizar Korobase: Bewbs lawl

[19:37] You: HOLY CRAP D:

[19:37] You: Dude Rambo ... man. Just wait till you get to the um, yeah.

[19:37] Jayce Iredell: Sosarin no like?

[19:37] Aryte Vesperia: So . Epic.

[19:37] Failius Falta: Dude... he just tore his throat out

[19:38] Failius Falta: it's.... so beutiful

[19:38] You: Thats what I was yelping about.

[19:38] Synth Fhang: Ah ha ha.

[19:38] Failius Falta: WHAT'S THIS? A WINDPIPE! AHAHAH! YOU DON'T NEED ONE OF THESE!

[19:38] Failius Falta: YES

[19:38] Mizar Korobase: SWEET

[19:38] Failius Falta: HEADASPLODE

[19:38] Mizar Korobase: IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE OF THESE

[19:38] Mizar Korobase: ILL TAKE IT

[19:40] You: Dude if I woke up to find one guy with his windpipe ripped out id just be like "fuck it, i'll let em have it this time."

[19:40] Lestat Umarov: what guy with his windpipe ripped out?

[19:42] Lestat Umarov: oh.... o.o;

[19:43] Lestat Umarov: That was brutal...

[19:43] Aryte Vesperia: OMG..

[19:43] Aryte Vesperia: THROAT.

[19:43] Karlhockey Forte: OMG

[19:43] Sukasa Rydell: OWNED

[19:43] Mizar Korobase: Delicious ownage

[19:43] Karlhockey Forte: D:

[19:43] Sukasa Rydell: IN THE ....... THROAT.

[19:43] Karlhockey Forte: AMAZING

[19:43] Lestat Umarov: holy shit sniper lol

[19:44] Kytec Switchblade: he thought he was going to do the rapeing.. haha

[19:44] Mizar Korobase: I wonder how many guys these people are down to?

[19:44] Aryte Vesperia: IOMFG

[19:44] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[19:45] Karlhockey Forte: SNIPE

[19:45] Lestat Umarov: you see his head go? XD

[19:45] Lestat Umarov: splat

[19:45] You: oh that explosion was just epic

[19:46] Failius Falta: Oh my god

[19:46] Failius Falta: Was that a fucking mini-nuke?

[19:49] Mizar Korobase: lolwut

[19:49] Mizar Korobase: What the hell kind of claymore was that?

[19:49] Lestat Umarov: All asian warlords have aviators :D

[19:51] Failius Falta: And a big fuck you to anyone that calls the english pussies.

[19:51] Lestat Umarov: the claymore set it off

[19:51] Aryte Vesperia: LOL..

[19:51] Mizar Korobase: I wat a nuclear claymore.

[19:51] Mizar Korobase: So epic

[19:53] Failius Falta: AHAHAHA

[19:54] Failius Falta: YES

[19:54] Failius Falta: YES YES YES

[19:54] Failius Falta: SLY STALONE

[19:54] Failius Falta: I LOVE YOU

[19:54] Lestat Umarov: OMFG!!!!

[19:54] Lestat Umarov: MA DEUCE!!!

[19:54] Sukasa Rydell: . . . . . . MOAR ....... MUST .... HAVE......... MOAR........ PEW PEW........

[19:55] Aryte Vesperia: YESSSS

[19:55] Aryte Vesperia: ROFL

[19:55] Aryte Vesperia: YESSSSS

[19:55] Aryte Vesperia: ROFL

[19:55] Sukasa Rydell: MORE PEW PEW

[19:55] Mizar Korobase: VIOLENCE IS GOOD FOR YOU

[19:55] Mizar Korobase: YOU MUST HAVE MORE OF IT

[19:55] Sukasa Rydell: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

[19:55] Lestat Umarov murrs from the awesomeness

[19:55] Failius Falta: WAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA WHOOOSH!

[19:56] Mizar Korobase: Lol flamethrower boat

[19:56] Lestat Umarov: fucking pussy church man

[19:56] You: No neo-con christians were harmed in the making of this film.

[19:56] Mizar Korobase: Church man needs to die.

[19:57] Mizar Korobase: I like how he cut him fucking in half with a knife.

[19:57] Aryte Vesperia: Church man just tackled some bitch.

[19:57] Aryte Vesperia: DUDE

[19:57] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[19:57] Aryte Vesperia: WITH A ROCK

[19:58] Aryte Vesperia: Counter-rebels.

[19:58] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[19:58] Aryte Vesperia: WTF

[19:58] Failius Falta: aweosme film

[19:58] You: Yes, indeed.

[19:58] Lestat Umarov: M60 vs .50 CAL OMG :D

[19:58] Lestat Umarov: you see the hole that got blown in the boat man? lol

[19:58] Aryte Vesperia: BOAT OF DOOM

[19:59] Mizar Korobase: FLAME BOAT

[19:59] Mizar Korobase: GO

[19:59] Aryte Vesperia: TRUCK !

[19:59] Aryte Vesperia: YES

[19:59] Aryte Vesperia: YES

[19:59] Aryte Vesperia: YESSSS

[19:59] Aryte Vesperia: OMFG

[19:59] Aryte Vesperia: OMFG..

[19:59] Karlhockey Forte: YESYESYESY

[19:59] Aryte Vesperia: ..

[19:59] Aryte Vesperia: M60

[19:59] Aryte Vesperia: HEAD

[19:59] Aryte Vesperia: ROFL

[20:00] Mizar Korobase: Head was where?

[20:00] Aryte Vesperia: Omfg..

[20:00] Aryte Vesperia: ....

[20:00] Aryte Vesperia: Disembowel.

[20:00] Aryte Vesperia: Action.

[20:00] Aryte Vesperia: ...

[20:00] Aryte Vesperia: Omg ew.

[20:00] Synth Fhang: Ha ha ha.

[20:00] Mizar Korobase: This movie isn't violent enough for me.

[20:00] Kytec Switchblade: xD

[20:00] Kytec Switchblade: this movie should be like as long as the titanic

[20:00] Aryte Vesperia: I know.

[20:00] Aryte Vesperia: It seemed so short.

[20:00] Kytec Switchblade: hell lets rezzurect the nazis right now

[20:01] Lestat Umarov: This better not be the end...

[20:01] Kytec Switchblade: and have them go after rambo

[20:01] Kytec Switchblade: all at once

[20:01] Mizar Korobase: Sons of a bitch :<

[20:01] Mizar Korobase: Short movie is short.

[20:01] Aryte Vesperia: Dude, he just rocked like 9000 people.

[20:01] Kytec Switchblade: lmao

[20:01] Lestat Umarov: it needs OVER 9000!!!

[20:01] Mizar Korobase: Easily OVER 9000 people exploded in this movie.

[20:02] Mizar Korobase: I'm still waiting for the fight between River Tam and Rambo.

[20:02] Lestat Umarov: so did the annoying britsh guy live?

[20:03] Aryte Vesperia: Wtf, Arizona.

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