Chase Quinnell Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 RECIPE: Oreo Imperialis Creamy Sensation BY: Chase Quinnell Intro I sit here eating my night-time snack... looking at the oreos.. and then the cool whipped cream... and then I look at my screen. Oreo....Ordo...hmm. >:) Ingredients 1 standard eating bowl 1 tub of whipped cream (Cool Whip is recommended) 3 to 4 Oreo cookies A touch of ice cream optional Hershey's Chocolate Syrup optional Instructions Get your Oreos, put them in a zip-loc bag and mash with your Imperator's Fist! Next, blast open the tub of whipped cream with C4 and place it into your bowl. Add the mashed Oreos. Next, select your weapon of choice ... spoon, fork, or spork, I don't care! (i personally prefer spoon, :P) OPTIONAL Drizzle Hershey's chocolate syrup and add little pieces of ice cream around. Your final orders: Dig In. Serves 1 hungry Ordo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gulliver Carpool Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 This thread needs more pictures.Also, perhaps you can submit this to thisiswhyyourefat.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 This sounds awesome. I'll give it a shot! The Hershey's syrup might make it a bit too messy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase Quinnell Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 Next time I make some, I'll take a few photos and upload them to the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desereck Creeggan Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I can imagine myself getting 90lbs fatter by just eating this. I tried to blast open the cap with C4 and sortof ruined my wall.. and my room.. and my house.. YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT *lawsuit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase Quinnell Posted July 17, 2009 Author Share Posted July 17, 2009 I can imagine myself getting 90lbs fatter by just eating this. That's why we have to train hard and long in the Ordo. :PI tried to blast open the cap with C4 and sortof ruined my wall.. and my room.. and my house.. YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT *lawsuit*Pfft. Shoulda used a lower explosive yield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Roy Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 C4 works nice as a fire starter when burned =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase Quinnell Posted July 18, 2009 Author Share Posted July 18, 2009 Pictures!Normal RecipeHershey's Syrup Edition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Roy Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 that seriously looks like I would be sick after eating it all... (I don't work well with sugar based chocolate) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
