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The beat up 1996 ford Taurus.

0-60 in about 10 seconds (8.9 new)

top speed 110-112 (ask hoku)

Hubcaps: 3

Dents: over 9000

Scratches: still over 9000

Power windows and doors on 3 out of 4 of them! - good odds

Bald tires: 3

Two different headlights!; variety is the spice of life.

Number of skrews holding various parts on: 3

Feet of duct tape holding pieces together: over 9000

Actual debilitating framework corrosion: a few spots

KBB value: -100

Bottles of glue used: 3

Cigarette holes in the seats: 100+ (even tho i don't smoke)

Crap growing under the floor mats: likely deadly black mold

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