Jester Spearmann Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 ACADEMNY CADETS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Ordo ImperialisLift water to walk buildings under itStronger than a class one quantum singularity. And oh so cute. <3walk on speeding bullets (it's been done in bad lag, I'm sure).Collective e-penis size is larger than the entire land mass of Russia.Create Gods.Ordo, arranged by probability of killing you.Cadets -75% chance of killing you.Terra enlisted - Are killing you. Terra NCOs - Are killing you while riding bicycles. They're experts.Terra Officers - Are killing you. With eyes closed.Astra enlisted - 99% chance of killing you while doing a trippl spinning back flip with a pirouette finish in a praeda.Asta NCOs - See above, but with more spirit Will even garner a 10 from France.Astra Officers - See above, but with more spirit and then do it backwards. Curia will kill you.Munitorum make things that will kill you. And they can kill you, too.Frumentarii - You're already dead. You just haven't stopped movin'Praetorian Guard - Enemies lie down and die before they arrive. ;_;Imperator - He has folded space and time to kill you multiple times through the ages. He also killed your pet gold fish, Tim the Fish, when you were 6, scarring you for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 LOL Thanks agares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
