Aelus Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Many years before the advent of Second Life, I spent my life slicing space-stations in half with an exceptionally long masamune. This occurred in space, naked, and with no protection from:electromagnetic radiationmuon and graviton bombardmentmicrometeoritesnear absolute zero temperaturesextreme pressure gradientsMy off-time was spent pushing boulders up Mt. Olympus, among other privy tasks. Suddenly, there was Second Life. This is a story about how I manifested on the grid. A story, about how my significant presence has shaken the grid and stirred the inhabitants. This is a story about me, Ex-Praetorian Primus Dr. Aelus Eugene Janus PhD.(x1).I was a wandering, esoteric cacophony of immortalized epic when I found the God Imperator Dr. Aryte Manual Vesperia, PhD.(x4) on a casual trip to a tail-sale. Needless to say, I was wearing my single doctorate (in badassery) on my chest so he could clearly see that I meant business. Suddenly, I was a Praetorian--no more no less. I was his left paw, invigorated by the purest blessing of Lux Vesperiae, Or Light of the Vesperia in low gothic. Some shit went down, then more shit, and soon it was three years later and I headed the Frumentarii in what would come to be known as ERA AELUS. My professor, God Imperator Dr. Aryte Manual Vesperia, PhD.(x4), signed my second doctorate, this time in applied badassery.Now my time is spent in The Eye of Terror; I have been for nearly three thousand years.If I left anything out, it's probably classified or irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 ♥ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Applied Badassery. Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelus Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 Update: theme song./>http://otakudragon.psyche7.net/19.mp3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seb Yakan Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 <3 you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinity Heckroth Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 hahaha oh god. [0:03] Aelus Janus: My attempts at reaching Fonzarelli's were both futile and calamerous; Izaea taunted me so. [0:03] Trinity Heckroth: 'Eeeeyyy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
