So, today I found out about: - Fappy the anti masturbation dolphin (I'm not making this up) - Rubit the anti masturbation rabbit who took over for Fappy as Fappy got arrested for masturbating in public (Honest, not making this up ..) - The Christian porn shop facebook page (Google it if you don't believe me D:) - The UN trying to ban a local Dutch tradition called Sinterklaas because he's got black helpers ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas ) and that's racist somehow .. (Sinterklaas is what Santa is based on .. which means Santa would be racist towards midgets ...) Someone try and top that ..