Kytec Switchblade
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*has evolved past traps via having his own limitless supply of black dot pepsi* also, dodges 48 of the darts, catches 2, watches 3 of them hit Cyphre's tremendous boobs and tosses the 2 he caught back into Agares's face.*
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I will continue to abuse the elevators, but i will not break them. Too much fun jumping off at floor 2 when its going to floor 4. not like it hurts it.
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Superbowl win throws many offguard. These are the stories of those who lost bets. see p. b7
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"it wus a murricle, da aliens dun landed on mah chest and lookit here what dun happend. I hearda dem crop circles but whoo we never n a million years i heard bout no chest circles" - Rednecks proclaim that aliens have moved from crops to get this.. Body Hair in a small county known as bumblefuck Tennessee. Witnesses say they got drunk and woke up this way, noone can explain how or why this happened.
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Are you one of those people who just finds food irresistible? I mean... really... irresistible?... Well today's your lucky day! From the makers of the flesh light comes your very own bovine lover grilled to perfection...
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After years of preparation the Dark Lord himself shall be summoned and I will finally have my wish! An island full of sexually active teletubbies with long floppy cloth penises... Yes! we even have our defense preparations in place, no one and i mean NO ONE can stop us now... stop touching me there... maby later...
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*dodges cyphre and watches phillip get a syringe to the eye.*
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Pretty sure the tank had just mad eit in time after killing louis and tossing rocks
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she's replacing it with v8 juice lol. Someone suggested we replace diet coke with smirnoff
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i just got the vending machine lady to replace all of the coke in the machine in our office at work, muahahaha eradicate the heretical beverage, pepsi only :D :D :D :D
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Im making this thread because we all joke about Kanaki after his attempt to call the Imperator fat backfired epicly. So here we shall post nice things about the bunny. :D
Kanaki is awsome, friendly, personable, active, and represents a role model for new cadets, aswell as a warning as to why we don't call the Imperator fat.
So lets hear it. Why do we love Kanaki?
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isnt nogard knim something in czech?
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but this IS a good way to make it look like i post often...
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i click a link to view it, says i visited the page 30 times xD
this page was not really viewed 40-50 some times lol
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if i click the button too fast it posts multiple times D:
same of i click a link to view it, says i visited the page 30 times xD
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ill be playing when i get home today possibly, ive had it downloaded since day 1 but i was way too buisy xD
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lolol, looks like a good movie, i wonder if it will be. I guess you can make something cool out of anything.
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welcome aboard :D new member of the late night / early morning crew? hah
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sup folk lol
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further proving it requires little to no intelligence to achieve high levels in WoW.
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Arch wasn't acting "lulzy", atleast not nearly asmuch as most members of the group were. He demanded respect due to being a veteran for such a long period of time, but hadnt earned it in the eyes of the vast amounts of new members. There was a time when arch was one of the most valuable, but that time is long past. Alot of change and adaptation is required as we grow, we're no longer the small organization where if we lose one person everything falls apart, there is no one person that is so invaluable that without them the entire group falls to pieces spare Aryte. Arch remembers when if anything happened it happend by the same 5-6 people and everyone was cool with it since the group was just a gang of frineds. W're something more professional and powerfull than that now. Arch's biggest problem was his greatest strenth. He fought tooth and nail for his friends regardless if he was right or wrong and believed wholeheartedly that they were right. If any member of the PK squadron was called out, looked down on, or left out for any reason he would immediately throw all of his weight around and try to make everyone pay for the injustice, but by now he had no more weight to throw around and it just started a drama storm. At one point in the group noone dare disrespect someone else's friend because it would mean 1 person turning against the rest of the friends and that person would need to be booted from the cliq. When he's said that the group has changed he's right, but its changed from a group of friends playing sl to a well oiled and organized machine in which new frindships are made. People will always be assholes, and people will slip up, that's why we have curia, that's why we have standard procedure, when you take the law into your own hands and try to use your position to get your way while skipping that procedure ... Arch Graves: Membership Terminated
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my dad was fine tho :p got a sten put in, he had just quit smoking then :p
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The day the world shat on me, by Kytec Switchblade
I woke up to the sound of my mother screaming, my dad was having a heartattack, we drove him to the hospital unsure of what was happening, but I had plans that day. I was going to 6 flags with my friends, and had been wanting to go for a month or more. I got home, got ready, and got into my car, the car which i had dumped $5000 into getting a new engine and body kit mods the week before. On my way my car exploded. Fire and smoke along with various liquids gushed out from under the hood, and since my cell phone was dead, i was many miles from an exit, and my tripple A card was used up i had to wait for 3 hours for someone to find me. Once my car was towed away and diagnosed totaled i finally called and hooked up with my friends, whom were already at 6 flags enjoying themselves with me having no way to catch up. So i went outside to play with my dog Tootsie, and noticed a strange lump. I notified my mother who took her to the vet. My dog had cancer. So the day from hell goes on, I went to my room, nothing was happening online and i was bored shitless, at that time i had an Iguana named squall, big mofo 5 ft long at that time, but i noticed that he had this huge scab like thing on his chin, that no lie fell off and he was missing half his jaw. I looked it up and apparently it was somewhat normal, but it freaked me out because i could see his tongue hanging out and all. I started getting paranoid because everything that could go wrong was going wrong. I had been sick for a while, was allergy season, nothing much, but the stress caused me to spike a fever and it went downhill from there. That night my grandfather who had had both legs amputated and multiple stents put in for his heart conditions and diabetus was admitted to the hospital, he died later that week. This was 2 or so years ago, since then my Iguana and Dog have died from what happened that day. Some people on sl may remember my 2-3 hours online and how messed up I was, but it was before ordo so I don't know who would.
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*assassinates anlysia for good measure*