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  1. So of all the stories of Ordo vets you may hear, mine's one of the strangest for sure! I began by inadvertently hanging out with and making friends with most of the Venuma Coalition without ever knowing it! One day, many a year ago, my noobish self was wandering the lands of furnation or some such, and came across someone by the name of Buju Benmergui. Buju was dressed in inquisitor robes, which I thought was awesome, considering the only clothing I had at the time were shirts I made myself. Buju soon after introduced me to Sarah Golem and Cyrusdarkfur Takashi. After months of meeting people thru Sarah Golem including Yoko Puff, Underdog Sonic, Arso Demar, Kitsy Bunnyhug, and my own meeting of Arch Vega, Console Mission, and Firefox Breed I began to hear "Ordo" mentioned. After much convincing by Sarah Golem to sign up, as Venuma became NOI, I stopped by to visit. I was greeted by two armored soldiers, who then surrounded me and yelled that i was not allowed past the gates, waving guns in my face. I had submitted an application, but was soon fired at. I ran from them, returned fire and left. Unfortunately, with no direction, I didn't make it to a full member at that time. Later as bonds between my "SL Family" grew, I was present with Arch and Console as Titan Industries decided to Move forward with the Ordo Imperialis, standing in a circle in one of the Titan Industries stores. I waited a bit before reapplying, headed in with Fen and Ekkeo Drake to turn in applications. I was inducted and introduced to Aryte among the entire officer staff. We marched to the end of a dock in Port Malus, before anything was really built. I was placed in Terra, Levitas under command of Kitsy Bunnyhug, which shocked me, since I had no idea she was ever Ordo. I was left pretty clueless, eventually I found the armory, which was a tent in front of Aryte's huge floating office. I started to fit my armor with Soulbinder Wolfstein, and was told a bit about where I could go, He recomended Levitas, and later replaced Kitsy as it's head. We trained in a capture the flag course beneath the armory which consisted of two levels of CS textures. My first match I captured the flag enough times to make our side victorious by one point. After a while we started having Group wide combat trainings, which usually ended with me and Sukasa Rydell or Soulbinder having matches amidst a hail of gunfire. I made it to e-3 in Levitas over the course of 3 months or so, possibly e-4 before I was pulled aside by Aryte. Along with Cade Stirling I was inducted into the Praetorian guard for my Faith and ability. I soon discovered jesus jumping and began to evolve into a combat machine. I distinctly remember outrunning Aryte's massice flak round spam and tracking rockets from a praeda simply by moving entirely too fast on the ground using jesus jump, which was a pre-havoc4 bug that let you leap at faster than flight speed forwards by tapping spacebar and forwards. One day, alongside Aryte, I went on my first diplomatic trip to induct the MC into the Iron Symphony, which later would prove to be my first real combat, shooting Pattehph0x Katsu out of an aircraft with a shotgun point blank while returning fire. Sims changed and eventually we stopped waiting for Sly to finish Port Malus and went with a snowy camp, which would eventually turn into Uildiar's build. We then opened the Ordo Imperialis on the 5th of noverber for real combat. Rei Kuhr and myself stayed up for 15 and 18 hours respectively defending the new sim as all others fell asleep and left us to kill hookers, alliance, griefers, and other random hostiles. At the time we had g3sg1 which had marginally auto correcting bullets, aka semi tracking curving bullets like the movie wanted. Over the years the sims changed, faces changed, I discovered more and more about my past. Buju was ordo and i had never known, Cyrus was ordo and i had never known, Kitsy was th eoriginal Praetorian Praefectus and i had thought she was just a member of Levitas. Arch and Console were both members aswell which i hadn't know untill later. Sarah Golem, th eonly one whom i had know was ordo from the start, was Executed before I even got there. Underdog and Arso were also members which explained the armor i had seen them in. Probably 80% of the people I had met, most on random coincidence in other sims and thru friends were all VC / NOI at one point or another, even completely seperate friend circles. When I was first a praetorian I was under the command of Tatha Niangao, who stepped down to Zeal Zenith's alt Soul Carver, who upon feeling bad about everything stepped down and made way for my chance at Praefectus. Every day Faces change, people who I see as new are in positions of power. I will always have faith in the group, in Aryte's leadership. (yes this is terribly written, i'm at work) Also, 1.) I am fluffy 2.) If it needs to die, i've got this 3.) If you have a problem, let me know, I listen for hours. 4.) If you need to tell me something confidentially i won't share it if you ask not to, unless it directly affects the group's integrity. ill rewrite this when im home and not minimizing after every sentance.
  2. Aryte is bill gates and i'm oprah. Together we shall take over the world. Also like David, King of Israel U.S. Presidents: Abraham Lincoln Ronald Reagan Barack Obama William Cullen Bryant, poet Abraham Maslow, psychologist and proponent of self-actualization Ross Perot Sean Connery Elizabeth Dole Francois Mitterand Dick Van Dyke Andy Griffith James Garner William Aramony, former president of United Way Gene Hackman (Superman, Antz) Dennis Hopper (Speed) Brenda Vaccaro Craig T. Nelson (Coach) Diane Sawyer (Good Morning America) Randy Quaid (Bye Bye, Love; Independence Day) Tommy Lee Jones (The Fugitive) Kirstie Alley ("Cheers," Look Who's Talking movies) Michael Jordan, NBA basketball player Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean) Oprah Winfrey Bob Saget America's Funniest Home Videos, Full House Julia Louis-Dreyfus ("Seinfeld") Ben Stiller (The Royal Tenenbaums) Peyton Manning, Indianapolis Colts quarterback Matthew McConaughey (The Wedding Planner) Pete Sampras, Tennis Champion Lauren Graham ("Gilmore Girls") Ben Affleck (The Sum Of All Fears) John Cusack (High Fidelity)
  3. ENFJ Extraverted Intuitive Feeling Judging Strength of the preferences % 67 75 12 22 im pretty sure thats like exactly what i got last time i took this lol
  4. if its still around after I pay off my cadillac im all over it ;D
  5. Sounds fun, could always use some practice in the air
  6. [18:19] Aryte Vesperia: Ok sit down and let's get startd [18:19] Anlysia Gregoire: It's a kitty. :v [18:19] Aryte Vesperia: 1 minute. [18:19] Woofie Khandr: My taco is commiting heracy.. over cooked -crys- [18:19] Agares Tretiak: Tandem, consider, breifly, who you just said that to. >_> [18:19] Zerowinged Vasiliev: . . . [18:20] Anlysia Gregoire: Agares is the King of Pop. [18:20] Zerowinged Vasiliev: YOUR MIND IS COMMITING HOLY HERACY [18:20] Zerowinged Vasiliev: THERE. [18:20] Vex Naxos: CIG TIME [18:20] Woofie Khandr: soda pop? =D [18:20] Agares Tretiak: Eh. [18:20] Vex Naxos: WHO here...has made a ROAD SOADA? [18:21] Woofie Khandr: road soada? or you mean road soda were you pick up some random half full soda bottle and drink it -shudders- ewwwwz [18:21] Agares Tretiak: Disarming while at the meeting table reduces chances of something unfortunate from occuring. [18:22] Tiridates Mikadze: C...oooo....brrraaaaaaa... [18:22] Aryte Vesperia: All right. [18:22] Aryte Vesperia: Everyone quiet down, let's get to it. [18:23] Aryte Vesperia: Ok . . [18:23] Aryte Vesperia: So. [18:24] Aryte Vesperia: Since we were fighting last 90 hours, I do not have notes. [18:24] Aryte Vesperia: So time for FUN WINGING IT. [18:24] Aryte Vesperia: All riiight. [18:24] Aryte Vesperia: 266 members. [18:24] Aryte Vesperia: Down one: Roxxie, an inactive, dropped. [18:24] Aryte Vesperia: Lot of old Ordo are filtering back to us. Kono, Kronus. Welcome, you guys. [18:24] Aryte Vesperia: Good to see you. [18:24] Aryte Vesperia: A shit ton of apps-- oh god, 13 or so. [18:25] Aryte Vesperia: Activity is constantly increasing. 35 in meeting after a sim reboot and 4 hours of combat: I am pleased. I can't wait until we hit 50+ in meeting again. [18:25] Aryte Vesperia: School is going well. I took the entire last week of October off to do major projects and handle major Ordo things. So stress is gone there. [18:26] Aryte Vesperia: Diplomacy: stuff is good. MC is disbanding tomorrow, thus this major offensive today. I'll cover it in the keynote. [18:27] Aryte Vesperia: 38 defenses. [18:27] Aryte Vesperia: Very good. [18:27] Aryte Vesperia: Defenses are down-- er, well no. REPORTED defenses are down. I'll yell at people tomorrow about it. [18:28] Aryte Vesperia: 2 great allied assistance deployments as well. [18:28] Aryte Vesperia: Did it come through that I said 8 offenses? No. Hate u SL. [18:28] Aryte Vesperia: Unit reports! :D [18:28] Sosarin Demar raises his hand for Astra. [18:28] Aryte Vesperia: Sosarin Demar. [18:29] Anlysia Gregoire raises a hand too, to buy Lestat time. [18:30] Sosarin Demar: Astra had a rather eventful week, I thought. We had a few exercises and even an awesome Astra raid on CATI. Terminus -- well, if Keystone is here tonight he can speak for Terminus. On another note, I plan on drafting an outline covering Astra administration, further refining roles and guidelines -- what each tier of command should be doing, that sort of thing. [18:30] Sosarin Demar: In addition I plan on hosting some sort of activity next week, be it a combat exercise or authorized raid. That concludes this week's report for Astra. [18:31] Aryte Vesperia: Ethan held several raids for Astra. They all went very well. [18:31] Aryte Vesperia: Anlysia? [18:31] Lestat Umarov raises hand [18:32] Anlysia Gregoire: Sera's working steadily on the flamethrower scripts for Fulminata. The fuel-spray mode is already complete and impressively scary to behold; Agares and I will be getting together when I get a chance to talk to him about the form for people submitting projects to use. Need a model for the flamethrower, but I'm going to be speaking with someone I know about a possibility on that. Also, I have a kitty av again so now people who hated me like me, and people who liked me hate me. :v [18:34] Anlysia Gregoire: That's all. [18:34] Aryte Vesperia: Very good, thank you. [18:34] Aryte Vesperia: Lestat. [18:35] Lestat Umarov: Alrighty, a lot's been happening this week for Terra. Development is flourishing, combat is frequent, and the Terra handbook is pending review after an update from Gulliver, Deserek, etc. The following week will be dedicated to enforcing the standards that I pointed were not being followed out at the horribly disorganized and insomnia fueled staff meeting. Now, onto unit reports. [18:35] Lestat Umarov: From Kellawr for Invictus: "The squad's new handbook is complete and posted on the forums for Alpha members to view. With it, training is beginning anew, starting... a couple days ago. Work has resumed on a new assault rifle for the squad to make use of in slaughtering heretics. The dropship build has been finalized, and Garion is at work fine-tuning the scripts. Hopefully we will see an operational prototype soon!" [18:36] Lestat Umarov: From Zerowinged for Antesignani: "Negev shadowbaking complete, expecting scripting and all that to be done soon. Trainings done in accordance, looking at a few new things rolling around on the block. Still working in tangent with Fulminata to find them some doods. No Executive officer at this time, looking for one inside of the group at this time; should be announced sometime within the week." [18:36] Lestat Umarov: From Zrazor for Fulminata: "Fulminata has made significant strides over the past week, purging itself of chronically-inactive members and currently in the process of filling their slots. At present, two slots remain. Training will resume as per normal as soon as possible. Progress in building the flamethrower is also well underway." [18:36] Lestat Umarov: From myself for the Adiutor staff: We've been going over my to-do list and have some pretty clearly defined goals for the coming weeks. Deveopment for squad gear has been going well. Keller's assured me that the mask will be completed sometime this year(jk<3) and I've spoken with syris about the revolver and it should also have work started on it shortly." [18:36] Lestat Umarov: That concludes my report for Terra. Any additional reports may be given at the discretion of the imperator. [18:37] Aryte Vesperia: Thank you. [18:37] Aryte Vesperia: Do any other units wish to report? [18:37] Ethan Schuman raises his hand. [18:37] Aryte Vesperia: Mr. Schuman. [18:39] Ethan Schuman: From the desk of Schuman: I have offically taken over the dropship scripting. I started work on it this morning. Also, while we wait for the finished fighter build, AN has been field testing my new fighter scripts, with great success. Also, expect more air raids next week, and if all goes ccording to plan, I ill behostin joint Terminus Invictus raids on some poor Brazilians. [18:39] Aryte Vesperia: Very good, thank you. [18:40] Aryte Vesperia: Final call for unit reports. [18:41] Aryte Vesperia: All right. [18:41] Aryte Vesperia: Very good. [18:41] Aryte Vesperia: Moving on then. Old business to bring up? [18:42] Aryte Vesperia: Excellent. [18:42] Aryte Vesperia: This is a fast meeting, haha. [18:43] Aryte Vesperia: General topics. [18:43] Aryte Vesperia: I have a couple things to mention before we move on. [18:43] Aryte Vesperia: Foremost: [18:43] Aryte Vesperia: As promised, I posted a to-do list on the forums. http://forums.ordoimperialis.com/index.php?/topic/5128-imperators-to-do-list-01oct09/ [18:43] Aryte Vesperia: Check it out. I'll update it as I go. [18:44] Aryte Vesperia: I just updated it. [18:44] Aryte Vesperia: Hopefully this will help everyone keep track of, well, me. [18:45] Aryte Vesperia: And give you an idea as to what I do all day/what I am working on. [18:45] Aryte Vesperia: Next topic: MC combat today. [18:45] Aryte Vesperia: As most of you were here for, we just had a massive battle against 2142, MC, and SK. All of them are now attacking Elshout-- which we were defending. [18:45] Aryte Vesperia: I expect them to return here when we finish the meeting, so rest up now, get your drinks, and enjoy the meeting. [18:46] Aryte Vesperia: This may be a long night. [18:46] Aryte Vesperia: To recap: Ordo personnel defended Elshout and Titan. You all, every one of you, did absolutely remarkable. [18:46] Aryte Vesperia: We destroyed the enemy on both fronts. Your execution of tactical manuevers were beyond mention. [18:47] Aryte Vesperia: Invictus, Astra-- and any of you forward deployed: damn good jo. [18:47] Aryte Vesperia: Job. [18:47] Aryte Vesperia: Days like this make me very proud to be here. More so than usual. [18:47] Aryte Vesperia: You all carried yourselves with the utmost level of exellence and professionalism. [18:47] Aryte Vesperia: I was sincerely impressed. [18:48] Aryte Vesperia: I saw Astra wipe the enemy from the sky. [18:48] Aryte Vesperia: I saw our fledgling tank division spar off with the far more veteran SK tanks, and wipe them from the sim. [18:48] Aryte Vesperia: I saw infantry out class and out manuever an entire 2142 force. [18:49] Aryte Vesperia: Above all else, I saw the expert abilities of Ordo. Thank you all. [18:49] Aryte Vesperia: If they return, let them come. We'll mobilize to defense right after the meeting and face them off. [18:49] Aryte Vesperia: I am drafting a list of everyone present for both Elshout and Titan. You will all receive the homeland merit. In addition, a campaign merit will be created for everyone who participated. [18:50] Aryte Vesperia: You really deserve it. [18:50] Aryte Vesperia: Comments, questions? [18:50] Johann Wilberg raises his hand. [18:51] Johann Wilberg: Would the 2142 merit also be handed out, or is that only for when we attack them? [18:52] Aryte Vesperia: We'll use something special for this event, Johann. [18:52] Johann Wilberg: Understood. [18:52] Aryte Vesperia: As this is technically "MC disbands tomorrow" merit, haha. [18:52] Aryte Vesperia: Again, excellent work everyone. [18:53] Aryte Vesperia: You have my gratitude. [18:53] Aryte Vesperia: Next topic. [18:54] Aryte Vesperia: Officers: I will not be here at 2:00 for the meeting. I need an officer volunteer to conduct the meeting. I'll speak to you after to give you the topics. [18:54] Agares Tretiak raises his hand. [18:54] Aryte Vesperia: Thank you. [18:54] Tiridates Mikadze: I volun- [18:54] Tiridates Mikadze: ; -; [18:55] Aryte Vesperia: I am going to throw out my other topics, in lieu of wanting to get this meeting over unusually fast. So then, open to general topics. Anything to bring up? [18:55] Agares Tretiak raises his hand. [18:55] Ethan Schuman raises his hand. [18:55] Aryte Vesperia: Agares. [18:55] Woofie Khandr needs to go, x-x bye byes.. was nice seein alot of you again =O sorry for the long silence due to my projects x-x bye byes.. [18:55] Aryte Vesperia: Bye! [18:56] Woofie Khandr salutes with a poof [18:56] Agares Tretiak: The Imperial Ludi is still looking for at least one more colunteer instructor. I'm hiping to get some sort of perks instituted for serving in the Ludi, soooo.... [18:56] Agares Tretiak: ...ugh. [18:56] Agares Tretiak: Volunteer, hoping, etc. [18:56] Aryte Vesperia: In addition, Schola needs some new minions. Apply to Jester or Zero Itamae. [18:57] Agares Tretiak: That's all, sire. [18:57] Aryte Vesperia: Thank you. Ethan. [18:57] Agares Tretiak: ... [18:57] Sera Otoro: ... [18:57] Keller Teichmann: ... [18:57] Zerowinged Vasiliev: ... [18:58] Ethan Schuman: Actually, I'll save mine for private with you later. [18:58] Aryte Vesperia: He's fine, lol. [18:58] Aryte Vesperia: And ok. [18:59] Aryte Vesperia: Any other topics? [18:59] Aryte Vesperia: Awesome. [18:59] Aryte Vesperia: Thank you all for making this a quick meeting. On to promotions. [19:00] Aryte Vesperia: I got about 80% of them done before the big attack. I was going to go through with announce it, but I've decided to hold and post it tonight on the forums. Why? I want to add a shit ton. I am very proud of you guys, and some of you need some merit chest bling. [19:00] Aryte Vesperia: So I'll have those posted this evening. [19:01] Aryte Vesperia: So! In closing: fifteen minutes to recooperate. Grab drinks, refresh. We will open the sim promptly at 7:15 and begin massive combat ops again. [19:01] Aryte Vesperia: If you want blood. STAY here. We have quite a lot of war to be had. [19:02] Aryte Vesperia: I'll be sending teams out shortly. [19:02] Agares Tretiak: Once more we goto battle... [19:02] Aryte Vesperia clasps his fist to his chest, presenting a salute. [19:02] Aryte Vesperia: DISMISSED.
  7. ^ >:3 < Working too much Dx v Will rageface at something silly sometime soon
  8. So I was searching youtube for rickroll so i could rickroll my office over the intercoms and i found this. />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL-hNMJvcyI Post your most epic rickroll find here!
  9. if it changes them back to the way we originally had it back in the day yes change, if its a whole new set that sounds too police force'y then no thanks.
  10. I once had a teacher named richard cox... Dick cox. Yeaahhh, fun times. and this one guy named Jon Mol, who was like 7'2'' and ripped, he used to break up fights and we would all shout "YOU JUST GOT MOOOOLLLL~ESTED"
  11. 20% script 20% model 40% TI / Ordo 10% animation 10% advertisments ?
  12. just slightly elevate one cheek towards someone ugly, squeeze it out really slowly and silently, then look at said ugly person in disgust and move away, then whisper to the hot chick "some people :\"
  13. ^ is a silly dutchy furry < Is a Pepsi Fanatic v Wants to ride in my cadi..... (oshi i crashed)
  14. i get them daily :| here's today's :D Hello, I got your contact in course of my inquiry to locate relations of my Deceased Client who died in a car crash. On the 7th of August 2003 it was reported to us that my Client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car crash. The reason for this is to inherit a Contract Payment Deposits Account of $7.4 million of which the Deceased left in a Finance Firm. This request emerged when the Finance Firm contacted me for the attention of my Deceased Client (perhaps for one reason or the other they have tried to contact him and was unsuccessful) I announced his death and protocols observed. I was mandated (as the deceased's attorney) to provide the Next of Kin to inherit the Deposits or they will freeze it as" Unclaimed Deposit" Unfortunately, and unknown to the Finance Firm, the Next of Kin was among the dead in the car crash. But rather leaving the Deposits/Account frozen hence I seek your help to claim the fund into your Account as you share same names with the Deceased and I have the required Information to execute the transaction under legal process. Upon the conclusion of this transaction, I will come to your country, for the disbursement of this fund, which 40% of the total amount will be your compensation, while 60% will be my share for the investment I will need your help to establish in your country. Yours Faithfully, Michael Afonso.
  15. i only how to curse and talk dirty in german, count me in xD
  16. Why does everything have to be so dramatic. Can't we still execute her, even if shes not within the group? We can thank her for the apology first, that sounds appropriate, "D'aww, thanks :D your forgiven *bang* but we still don't like you"
  17. ^ Is a cute fluffy poof < Is in need of caffine v Has been hugged by me
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