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Kytec Switchblade

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  1. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people. His boss asked him,'Do you think you could go in there long enough to pull every Budweiser product and item our beverage comp any sells there? We'll never deliver to them again.' The employee walked in, proceeded to pull every single product his beverage company provided and left with an incredible grin on his face. He told them never to bother to call for a delivery again. Budweiser happens to be the beer of choice for that community. Just letting you know how Kern County handled this situation. And Now The Rest Of The Story: It seems that the Bud driver and the Pepsi man are neighbors. Bud called Pepsi and told him. Pepsi called his boss who told him to pull all Pepsi products as well!!! That would include Frito Lay, etc. Furthermore, word spread and all vendors followed suit! At last report, on June 26, 2009, Fareed Katib closed the store and filed bankruptcy! My first thought, made up redneck story, but they got the right idea atleast!
  2. I spoke with Nacky for hours in the past during the entire MC ordeal. It went from him being childish, to defensive, to irrational, to talking about aliens taking over the world or something and being dead serious. I do feel his apology was sincere, at the time, as much as Maza rau's apology was sincere at the time. I doubt it will last unless we induct him into ordo and make him feel as if he has friends or somesuch. But i did a really good job at listening and trying to see his side while explaining ours. Good to know i got through to him atleast.
  3. WELCOME BACK TENTEN I missed you, i mean like, its not like we weren't on titan together, or off sim together the entire time or anything.
  4. im from south jersey, thats practically socal
  5. So i accidentally burned off my thumbprint, last night it was smooth under what all fell off, but today its ridg'y again, not fully but enough. Movies LIE! went to pick up a hair straightener in my sister's room, didn't know it had been on for a few days, heard TSSSSSS and smoke went everywhere. was pretty epic.
  6. Scientific Waffle (COM): How many Ordo members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Scientific Waffle (COM): 4. One to alert Aryte of the bulb, Aryte to order it to be fixes, one to fix it, and one to write the Report. I wouldve just said 2 really tiny members.
  7. From: Mrs. Victoria Lee [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, September 08, 2009 1:48 PM Subject: GOOD DAY TO YOU, GOOD DAY TO YOU, My name is Mrs. Victoria Veronica Lee; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer for about two years, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. He owned an import/export company which operated in the UK, west Africa and in china I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly, since we had no kids to inherit them. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe He has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than a month and I'll want you to stand as the beneficiary to the account of my late husband in the United Kingdom and in Africa. Also to the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. You would be entitled to 20% of all the funds which are deposited in bank/finance house in the United Kingdom and in Africa. The remaining 80% will be used to set up a foundation in my husband's name, which will be used to help the less privileged.At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. Please contact my lawyers in charge of the funds and they will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to your preferred account as you would be the beneficiary to them. Pls. Contact my lawyer in London, Barrister Anthony Berry with the specified address: CHAMBERS OF ANTHONY BERRY BARRISTER ANTHONY BERRY 9 BEDFORD ROW LONDON WC1R 4AZ E-mail: [email protected] TELL: +447024038950 447938038468 Fax: +447005800051 There are above 20 million dollars deposited in banks/finance houses in the UK as well as in Africa. Please use your share of the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Please tell him that I have asked you to reach him. This is my private email: [email protected] God blesses you. Thanks, Mrs. Victoria Lee. Annoying right? Heres my reply email! Dear Mrs. Victoria Lee, Enjoy your cancerous esophagus. God doesn't love you, and you're better off buying man hookers and booze with your husband's drug money. I'm sure that the church would only spend the money on more child molestation cover-ups and bags of shrooms in order to see god some more, therefore your best course of action is to go wild and live it up with two bags of coke so you can do lines while you do lines dawg. Your wild drug and prostitute binge leading up to your cancerous death will be a testament to us all. You are truly an hero. -----Original Message----- From: Mrs. Victoria Lee [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, September 08, 2009 1:48 PM Subject: GOOD DAY TO YOU, GOOD DAY TO YOU, My name is Mrs. Victoria Veronica Lee; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer for about two years, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. He owned an import/export company which operated in the UK, west Africa and in china I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly, since we had no kids to inherit them. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe He has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than a month and I'll want you to stand as the beneficiary to the account of my late husband in the United Kingdom and in Africa. Also to the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. You would be entitled to 20% of all the funds which are deposited in bank/finance house in the United Kingdom and in Africa. The remaining 80% will be used to set up a foundation in my husband's name, which will be used to help the less privileged.At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. Please contact my lawyers in charge of the funds and they will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to your preferred account as you would be the beneficiary to them. Pls. Contact my lawyer in London, Barrister Anthony Berry with the specified address: CHAMBERS OF ANTHONY BERRY BARRISTER ANTHONY BERRY 9 BEDFORD ROW LONDON WC1R 4AZ E-mail: [email protected] TELL: +447024038950 447938038468 Fax: +447005800051 There are above 20 million dollars deposited in banks/finance houses in the UK as well as in Africa. Please use your share of the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Please tell him that I have asked you to reach him. This is my private email: [email protected] God blesses you. Thanks, Mrs. Victoria Lee. +10 internets
  8. I Vote we make genesis the bearer of butthearts and Jester has to have the cookies on him at all times. Also D: now i dont have a credible witness to some of my crazy rl adventures.
  9. We will all miss you Tenten. You were always able to brighten up everybody's day just by being yourself, and that's something to be proud of. You were reliable and fun without going too far. You better visit lots cause we'll all be waiting to pouncehug!
  10. would make for a good movie "the pitchman" have it be like the life of the pitchmen, have them show the classes they had to take with all the other familiar faces, the big corporate pushing products they know are bad, the comments about how shitty it really is behind the scenes, drug abuse, cheap hookers and lots of booze. lol make it like the wrestler.
  11. GET WINDOWS 7 go to a friends house or something, burn a windows 7 disk, the laptop will come to life like magic! also, to get xp to work, you likely have to make a devices disk from the laptop makers' website, so you can get the power management porgrams ect to keep it running.
  12. xD @ Tenaki I noticed yesterday that rowdy seems to be doing well in CS aside from abusing dodge rolls.
  13. fluff land, with tufts of fur mountains a river of pillows and lion tail trees. with wolf tail willows. so freakin wierd. xD
  14. not really new news, but always fun to think about />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA 1/2 />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBaYMESb8o&feature=related 2/2
  15. Awesome, makes you wonder if there's a way to bend and reflect light to change the makeup of an atom. Would be entirely too unpredictable, but if it was 1 photon at a time would have to be done by a computer, hit multiple quarks at multiple angles at once, since when an atom is smashed a number of quarks disappear almost instantly.
  16. I MISSED YOU JAYCE wait i didnt realize you were gone.
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