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Tiri.

Karlhockey Forte discovered a secret Shaolin technique that allows him to punch stupid Tivo customers over the phone.

Aryte Vesperia taught Hugo Boss how to dress. Xayvien Rau is a jerk.

See, this is why Trinity is my fave person.

Party in Titan?

Whenever somebody asks what we do, I'm going to just copypaste this. It's the best summary of what we do I've seen yet. Overall I think the document is very well-composed and conveys the purpose and spirit of alpha squads and what they're all about quite well. To those squabbling about whether or not the Apostles count, I'm confused as to why you'd object to receiving positive press. The only thing I'd add is that alpha squads place a heavy emphasis not only upon excellence in combat, but also upon teamwork. Squads are intended to be cohesive units capable of working together effectively and wouldn't accomplish much without that.

I vote give the boy his boobs. Dx

Old Ethan is old.

I seriously stood there talking and hanging out with Tiri and Agares for like an hour before I noticed it.

Ethan Schuman made an appearance on America's Got Talent, where he received a top score and a standing ovation after managing to successfully juggle himself.

MEANWHILE, IN STORM WARNING... [2:10] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Just looked up over that direction [2:10] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Wow

Agares Tretiak compiled a cookbook of infant-based recipes and published it under RuinCo Publications LLC. It became a New York Times bestseller and led to the opening of a number of upscale infant-serving restaurants in 18 major cities across the globe.

Ethan Schuman is a fursuiter.

WHATEVER, FURFAG.

Lol'd IRL

Tiridates Mikadze had lunch with Charles Manson in 2008. Mikadze described Manson as "a bit boorish and quite the dullard," while Manson described Mikadze as "kind of fucked up in the head."

See, I probably would've blamed it on the fact that they're the French fucking team.

Zrazor, oddly enough, has had something of a fascination with insects since childhood, wasps in particular, and finds them interesting to read about and study, but just really doesn't appreciate taking a drink of Mountain Dew at a picnic and having it sting the roof of his mouth. Zrazor also feels that wasps are more or less nature's equivalent of that guy you sort of knew in high school who would walk up to people and jerk like he was going to punch them and then be like "haha, you flinched, fag," whether they flinched or not. You know, that guy.

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Zrazor has had a dread phobia of wasps since childhood and doesn't understand people who are afraid of spiders since spiders are not nearly so angry as wasps and don't fly either.

I work in a public library as a technical assistant. I used to just be a regular library assistant but I'm apparently the only one here who could figure out what a bracket was so as of yesterday my job consists mainly of sitting in an office doing basic-ass HTML while listening to music and chatting with people intermittently. It's pretty cushy, although the pay's not much.

I have a fairly strong phobia of wasps but spiders hardly bother me at all. I also frankly don't understand people who are afraid of spiders but not wasps because spiders are not nearly so pissed off as wasps, nor can they fly.

YOU GET BACK IN YOUR BOX

Zrazor Rozenstrauch began celebrating his 21st birthday at midnight on November 11th 2007 and has not stopped celebrating since.