"Switcheroo" - Suicide bomb Aryte in his office in the name of Christoph Naumova, post a video of it on Youtube, and then join Ordo a month later. "Switcheroo Pro" - Suicide bomb Aryte in his office in the name of Christoph Naumova, post a video on Youtube, join Ordo a month later, and then a year or so down the line, in an incredible twist of irony, become one of Aryte's bodyguards. "I was there man. I seen some stuff..." - Somehow be included in an offense report for an assault you weren't actually present for. "OKAY WELL FUCK YOU YOUR A BITCH im drunk atm" - Be cursed out and told off by a drunken ragefacing Zatuichi Bosatsu upon refusing to date him. (Everyone has this one already I think.)