RazorFox

Thurgood Marshall was the first African-American Supreme Court Justice, appointed by President Lyndon Johnson in 1967.

Post in here if you're planning on rooming with me at AC. Making this so I can keep this shit organized.

-Anlysia Gregoire via text message.

That's no porous catalyst, that's my wife!

Already arranged to get off work early on Tuesday.

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-Rygads Hax to me, via text message, from his first day as manager of this convenience store he works at.

I'm sure he's got like, two tin cans with a string running between them so he can effectively communicate with the kebab shop. I'm also quite sure the kebab is delivered to Ron's house by Iranian elves on a sleigh pulled by reindeer.

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Hey there, welcome.

Вхат тхе фуцк аре ёу думб фагготс талкинг абоут?

Eight days after the fact, no less.

I want to be the baguette player.

You're a stronger man than I. I lost it at "Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade" during my first read-through.

I still insist the grim reaper guy at the end is playing a baguette.

My room will be available on the night of the 24th but not the 23rd.

This. Just because your path lies elsewhere in the Ordo doesn't make you any less of an amazing badass, and you shouldn't feel like you've failed at anything. At the end of the day, you're still in the service of the Imperator and a part of SL's greatest military organization, and that's something to be fiercely proud of in and of itself. Furthermore, every one of you still serves an extremely vital role in this group, from the Imperator himself, to the guy who tastes his coffee to make sure it's not poisoned, and every single one of you in between. Know this and don't be discouraged even for a second.

I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate my fellow candidates who've made it this far. It's been an honor to be a part of this process among such fine people, and I'd like to wish each and every one of them the best of luck in the trials to come. ...at least until they're mysteriously murdered in their sleep. I kid, of course.

Attempted a read-through tonight, made it to 18 before stopping to look for Kierkegaard quotes for my AIM away status. Plan on attempting another tonight.

So more or less, this is the literary equivalent of taking a large quantity of PCP.

The concept behind this piece of literature is quite simple. It is a mockery of bad Harry Potter fanfiction and bad internet writing in general. Big whoop, been done to death by the likes of Peter Chimaera, Squirrelking (of Full-Life Consequences fame), etc. However, the genius behind this lies in that it is very long, and even if you know it's a troll story, it's very hard to read. Seriously, you get started and it's funny as hell and it stays funny as hell but it just breaks your goddamn brain at every turn. And thus, just as this story has a simple concept, so does the challenge I present: Read as much of this as you can until you have to stop because it hurts too much. When this happens, post how far you got in one sitting. Harry Potter: My Immortal. Bonus points if you read every single Author's Note in between chapters. Super bonus points if you read every single word in one sitting, no breaks. Ultra bonus points if you play any and/or all of the drinking games listed here. If you manage to read every word of the whole thing in one sitting while playing and rigidly following all of the drinking games and then afterward manage to write and present to me a 10-page paper in MLA format explaining how the storyline was parallel to Catcher in the Rye and do all this in under four hours, I will give you my SL account. Good luck and Godspeed.

I hate that at least once a day, an armed hostile will come in, walk forward about twenty meters or so, stand there for a minute, and then TP out. It's all Ordo's fault for being so amazing that I can't leave and then forcing me to be exposed to this silliness.

At the 48 second mark, you'll notice that they inserted it without the aluminum backing on it. At 1:04, water has mysteriously appeared in the blender. I am incredibly disappointed.

He has orders from his CO.

That's m'boy.